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Just a little something I came up with today.

Warnings: Use of the a-word, use of the c**k-word, mentions of Shino and Kiba screwing, said shinobi making out... just the normal things.

Rating: PG-13 at most.

Disclaimer: Yeah, god forbid I ever get my dirty paws on Naruto. I don't own it.

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Shino would have gawked if he knew how. Instead, he stared almost impassively at his teammate across the field. They were both hiding from their sensei and female teammate in some species of training that involved Hinata and Kurenai finding them and trying to kick the almighty crap out of them. Well, they were... until Kiba started making eyes at him from across the clearing. The Kiba-eyes. The ones that were darker than normal with the dilation of his pupils, the ones usually accompanied by kiss-swollen lips and a small trail of saliva running down his chin.

The eyes that also meant that Shino was going to be sexed within an inch of his teenage life.

He shook his head very slightly, which in Shino language meant, 'Not now, please wait until later, then I want you on your knees with my c**k in your mouth, thank you.' Shino language is full of double entendres.

He nearly raised an eyebrow when, with a puff of smoke, the Kiba in the bush turned into Akamaru. The pup looked like he had a little doggy-smirk on his face. Mentally, he let out a stream of blue curses when he felt a weight on his back that was most definitely not Hinata or their sensei. His horror increased when Kiba leaned down and whispered heatedly, "I see you fell for our trick... remind me to thank Akamaru later."

"If you're planning on thanking him the way you thank me, I think he'd rather opt for a pat on the head."

Kiba chuckled darkly and sucked Shino's earlobe into his mouth, eliciting a sharp exhale through the boy's nose. Kiba was pleased, knowing by now that that sharp nasal exhale was about as close to a gasp Shino would ever let out. "Don't worry your pretty little head, Shino, your thank-yous are very special. And sticky."

Shino sat up, dislodging Kiba, and turned around. He pulled down the boy's hood, ruffled his hair a little, then looked around. Seeing and sensing no one, he grabbed a handful of Kiba's hair and kissed him forcefully. Shino sighed internally, both loving and hating when Kiba started getting into the dirty talk. It turned him on hopelessly. Though, in public, it elicited a special reaction: it made Shino both turned on and sorely tempted to release the bugs with a particularly painful enterovirus into Kiba's underwear whenever they found privacy. After tangling their tongues for a few moments, Shino pulled back. He ignored Kiba's protesting whine and mumbled, "I told you not to talk like that in public..."

"I think it's worth the bug bites that seem to mysteriously appear on my skin whenever someone overhears."

Shino, seeing no need to reply, started kissing Kiba again. He'd gotten to the part where Kiba starts panting and whimpering through his nose and moving to brush his crotch against some part of Shino's anatomy when he heard an awkward cough. Together, they looked up at their rather embarrassed sensei and a blushing Hinata who seemed to be having trouble restraining her giggles. Suddenly, Shino wasn't there. Kiba looked over and Shino was all of two feet away, sitting very formally and, if one were fluent in Shino language, looking like his world was shattering around him. To everyone else, he simply looked like he was surveying some mildly interesting political debate.

"Erm, Shino-kun and Kiba-kun... I don't remember saying that the objective of today's training was to find and molest your teammate, but if I did indeed slip up and say some such thing, you both pass with flying colours."

Kiba blushed wildly and fiddled with the edge of his coat. He flicked his eyes over to Shino, who was still looking like he could care less. Rolling his eyes, Kiba wished that just once, Shino would tear at his hair and dance about foaming at the mouth, saying whatever dirty word passed through his head.

"I think we've done enough for today..." Kurenai mumbled, choosing to ignore the fact that they hadn't done anything at all and instead focusing on the fact that horny ninja are useless ninja. "Go home, get some rest, and meet back here at ten in the morning." She vanished in a puff of smoke. Hinata continued giggling in a muffled manner, giving Shino a rather pointed 'I knew it' look before heading off as well.

As soon as they were alone, Kiba tackled his lover and, just to annoy him, licked a wet stripe all the way up Shino's neck and onto his cheek, disrupting the positioning of the dark glasses. "I wish you'd react more when we get caught and reprimanded, Shino. You're like a brick."

Pushing the boy off of him, Shino sat up and repositioned his glasses, grimacing at the wet feeling all along his neck and face. "I think you react enough for both of us." Kiba shivered at the dark, velvety purr written all over the boy's voice in Shino language. "I'm surprised you didn't just grin and laugh at Kurenai-sensei."

"I would have if you hadn't kept sending me all those hot looks. Don't think I didn't notice."

"I can't help that you're easier on the eyes than a tree and Hinata's legs."

Kiba scratched his chin and crossed his legs. "I dunno, I find Hinata's legs quite pleasing on the eyes. Especially in shorts."

Shino growled slightly and sat cross-legged as well. He then grabbed Kiba's hips and pulled him into his lap. Kiba eagerly straddled Shino, plunking himself right in Shino's lap and rubbing in all the right places. Shino's hands remained on Kiba's hips, while Kiba's hands curled into Shino's soft hair and pulled the boy into a kiss. His thumbs rubbed over the earpieces of the boy's glasses as they kissed, pushing them up slightly every now and then. He sighed and pulled back, freeing one hand to push Shino's glasses up on top of his head. The corners of Shino's mouth twitched downward very slightly, which meant, 'I am highly displeased that my eyes are out in the open for the world to see, but your a** against my c**k makes that okay.' His eyes narrowed against the sudden onslaught of sunlight.

Kiba loved Shino's eyes. His irises were very large, covering almost the entire white, and they were so black that the pupils were indistinguishable.The large irises had to be an effect of permanently wearing dark glasses. Kiba leaned down and rubbed his face against Shino's, purring contentedly.

"Where's Akamaru?"

"Somewhere not here. He's learned his lesson about following me when I tell him to make eyes at you in my body."

"I should imagine so..."

They kissed again for a while, Shino's hands tightening on Kiba's hips every now and then. Kiba moved to wrap his legs around Shino's back, sinking into the gap made by the other boy's crossed legs. Kiba moved his hands to rest on Shino's shoulders and sighed contentedly. Shino, as per the norm, took control of the kiss and moved one hand to cup Kiba's face. Their lips moved together softly until Shino pulled back slightly and licked at Kiba's upper lip. The boy giggled and poked Shino's nose.

"You're cute, Shino."

Kiba said this mostly because it was true, but partially because when he did, Shino let out the cutest pout that screamed, 'I'm annoyed that you think I'm cute, because I should be saying that to you since I'm the dominant one in this relationship and you should blush and giggle when I say it.' Kiba grinned at the pout, then stood. His Shino-senses tingled and told him that his lover wanted him to come back and keep his lap warm. Instead, he offered the boy his hand and smiled.

Shino accepted his hand and allowed himself to be hauled to his feet. Without the bush lowering chances of people seeing Shino's eyes, he quickly flicked his glasses back down where they belonged. Kiba smiled at his lover and whistled for Akamaru, climbing out of the bush. The pup whisked out from under a bush across the clearing and barrelled into his friend's chest, quickly hopping up onto Kiba's head.

"Should we start heading back?" Kiba asked and turned back to his lover. Without even a word or even a nod, Shino climbed out of the bush as well and started walking. Kiba smiled and caught up, grabbing the boy's hand and twining their fingers. Over the edge of his coat, Kiba could see Shino smiling slightly. "Only until we hit town, promise."

When they came to the edge of town, Shino kept his fingers linked with Kiba's, not caring in the least who saw them.

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Holy cow, am I obsessed with this pairing! heart

[edit] I got team eight's leader mixed up with team ten's. X_X Thus, I replaced Asuma (who shouldn't have been there and was probably just after hot Shino/Kiba action) with the rightful sensei, Kurenai (who is probably looking for the same thing).

Also added in the disclaimer. Hear me roar.

Aww that's so cute and so good. I love it! Keep up the good work. 3nodding

heart Totally adorable.

That just made my day. You should write more youre very good.

Thanks very much, I appreciate the compliment! heart

@ Crazypersonsfriend: I'm actually brewing up more, and they'll hopefully be ready and PG-13 enough to post soon. sweatdrop Thanks!

Cute! blaugh

Kya that was so cute! I loved it. You really are an amazing writer.