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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:46 pm
Quote: `Tut, tut, child!' said the Duchess. `Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.' And she squeezed herself up closer to Alice's side as she spoke. Alice did not much like keeping so close to her: first, because the Duchess was very ugly; and secondly, because she was exactly the right height to rest her chin upon Alice's shoulder, and it was an uncomfortably sharp chin. However, she did not like to be rude, so she bore it as well as she could. `The game's going on rather better now,' she said, by way of keeping up the conversation a little. `'Tis so,' said the Duchess: `and the moral of that is--"Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love, that makes the world go round!"' `Somebody said,' Alice whispered, `that it's done by everybody minding their own business!' `Ah, well! It means much the same thing,' said the Duchess, digging her sharp little chin into Alice's shoulder as she added, `and the moral of that is--"Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves."' Okay, the game is as follows: This thread is just for general conversation/insanity, so you can just chat about whatever you want in here! But, at the end of each post, insert a moral! It doesn't even have to make sense (nonsense morals are fun!), but "everything's got a moral, if only you can find it." So let's see what we can find! And the moral to that is: For every won't there is a way, for lack of want and too much say!
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:27 pm
hello everyone! wow im glad the guild is back up, i was starting to miss the madness! oh the summer i love it so. i feel like prancing, it might be love lol.
moral: if theres a will theres a window, and windows are quite the entertaining folk
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:40 pm
I feel like prancing, too! Maybe there's an epidemic going around...?
And the moral of that is: If you feel like prancing, there might be an epidemic going around.
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:43 pm
I sent an anonymous gift today pretending to be an old man with a number of hideous ailments. He was confessing his undying love.
Does that make me a bad person?
Edit: Jeez, I forgot the moral.
I'm really, really sorry.
And the moral is- Don't put up with people who disregard rules and rub it in their face, I guess?
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:46 pm
That depends on the gift.
And the moral of that is: Quality over deciet.
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:49 pm
Hi, everybody! Glad to see the guild's up. ^^
And the moral is, don't drink your lemonade too fast or you'll drown.
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:05 pm
*is drowning*
I should have studies my morals more carefully... *glub glub*
And the moral to that is: Read the instructions on the carton before drinking the juice.
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:34 pm
Swee I sent an anonymous gift today pretending to be an old man with a number of hideous ailments. He was confessing his undying love. Does that make me a bad person? Edit: Jeez, I forgot the moral. I'm really, really sorry. And the moral is- Don't put up with people who disregard rules and rub it in their face, I guess? who recieved your lovely gift? moral - a lie is only a lie if it defies the truth, but who defines the truth?
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:35 pm
Kibeth--Walker I feel like prancing, too! Maybe there's an epidemic going around...? And the moral of that is: If you feel like prancing, there might be an epidemic going around. and what a lovely endemic it is then! moral - enjoy your disease, it might be cured all too soon
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:38 pm
I enjoy my chocolate. Does that count?
And the moral of that is: It's one thing to be able to count; it's another thing entirely to be able to duke.
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:19 pm
Oh my, then chocolate may become the new influenza.
And the moral of that is: never trust a bar of chocolate. more likely, a talking bar of chocolate.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:24 pm
Talking bars of chocolate? Turtles that shut up? An oil pastel picture on my desk? My, the world really IS mad, mad, mad.
And the moral is, before watching "Mad, Mad House", never drink soda. And sometimes future impaired hearing is damn worth letting a snail in your ear.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:20 pm
chocolate is the food of gods and men alike. its good for the soul. eat some chocolate, the madness may not subdue, but you just might get used to it faster
moral: chug your medicine, especially if its delightful to the tastebuds
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:49 pm
I have a turtle that shuts up all the time. His name is Eat Me, because he is round and small, like the Eat Me cakes.
This causes my sister to have a great fear that birds will swoop down and begin nibbling on his legs.
And the moral of that is: An instrument can be used as either a tool or a weapon. o.O
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:05 pm
My crazy British grandma with red hair lives down the street. She spies on the neighbors constantly, looking for suspicious activity. Example, a different colored car going by or seeing that the neighbor got a new haircut. (true story) She knows a lot but knows nothing.
And the moral of that is, The older the wiser! neutral
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