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 Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:42 am
If you're familiar with MAD Magazine's Celebrity Cause of Death Odds then you probably know how this works, but in case you don't: I'm gonna name a celebrity, and the next person has to say how they think that celebrity will die, and leave a new celebrity's name for the next person. And be creative in bumping these people off folks, that's the whole point of this thread
The first unlucky winner is...
Tom Cruise!
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm
Lost his footing and fell off a couch on live television, landed awkwardly and broke his neck.
Pamela Anderson
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:05 pm
Wow, Tom Cruise and you didn't make a Scientology crack in his untimely end? You have far more restraint than I!
Over the years, without the silicon to keep them perky, Pamela Anderson's breasts sagged so much that one night they smothered her in her sleep.
... No restraint at all... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:05 pm
I had trouble deciding whether to make a crack about that, or his embarrassing incident on Oprah -I went with the latter.
Who are we doing next?
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:11 pm
Oh, right... I forgot to name someone.
Oprah, then. xd
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:32 pm
God, everyone was afraid to do this on, huh?
Chokes on Frozen Grape while doing her daily 300 sit-ups.
Kirstie Alley
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:16 pm
while shooting a Jenny Craig Commercial, balanced precariously on four-inch-heels atop the platform of a jenny craig billboard, she slips and falls to her death 100 metres below.
Mel Gibson
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:31 am
Feels too lucky and misses the being caught in a redo of the first lethal weapon.
My idol Tim Curry...
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:55 pm
Tried to wear his old corset and ended up suffocating himself. But if he had to go, at least he looked FABULOUS!
And just because I'd love to see him dead... Orlando Bloom.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:00 pm
Electrocution while blowdrying his frizzy mop in the shower.... DUH. rofl
Paris Hilton God, she's worthless....
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:13 pm
While spending the night in one of her daddy's hotels a meteor from the far reaches of outer space slams through the hotel, plowing straight through her....remarkably she is the only casuality. Unfortunatly her dog survives to yap again wink
Carrot-Top
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:22 pm
Beaten to death by me wink
Scarlett Johansson
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:51 pm
Went to an Award Ceremony and slipped on a banana peel Tom Cruise threw down on the red carpet.
Robin Williams
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:17 am
He just died because no one can be so awesome & live!
Marylin Manson
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:30 pm
tries to preform self fellatio in front of 20000 fans. falls off stage and snaps his neck. what a way to go...
samuel l jackson
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