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Issue 8 Tues June 27, 2006

The Rikudoll Story

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Rikudoll. Rikudoll loved to tie ropes around trees. She loved it so much that every tree she a passed by, she tied a rope around it! She was so good at it that she was good! Little did Riku know, that she would one day become a famous fashion designer. Yes, it all started on a day when Fifi Lughatoi, a famous fashion designer that everyone loved, was working on a project to help trees wear clothes! She always experimented with her assistant tree, she tried all kinds of things like put a fur coat on the tree, a top hat, even decorate the tree with tons of ribbons! But everything she put on the tree, the tree just shook them off. It wants to be nakie and feel free, yet fashionably late! How could Fifi ever make such a combination? Fifi became so desperate that she started looking at power tools and whisting at them as they passed by. She got so many slaps for doing that.... One day, Fifi went crazy with her power tool obsession that when she saw Riku pass by, she kidnapped her thinking she was a power tool!! But when Fifi finally took her home with her, she realized that Rikudoll was not a power tool, but a floating spatula... Riku soon saw the tree and began approuching it. Fifi freaked out, she didn't want her tree to be patty flipped! But Riku did not flip the tree, instead, she tied a rope on the tree. Fifi looked at the tree in awe and soon began to worship it. Fifi was so impressed with Riku's work that she showed the world this new fashion and gave all the credit to Riku. Soon, all tree were wearing ropes and tree fashion magazines came out. It became a rare sight to see a tree not have atleast one rope tied to it and not see a tree reading a tree fashion magazine. Riku came up with new ideas for tree fashion, such as having a tire tied to end of the ropes or even better, a banana! But very soon people began to see that ropes tied to a tree wasn't a fashion... it was a religion, after all, there was not one person in the world who stopped to worship a tree that had a rope tied to it.. Soon, tree ropism spread across the world and soon became the dominate religion in the world! Many religions began to change, Buddha was replaced with a tree with a rope tied to it with a banana, hinduism replaced all it's gods with rope tied trees, and satanists replaced their black shirts with t-shirts that say I love trees with ropes on them! And so to this day, tree ropism continues to dominate the world and Rikudoll continued her rope tying to a tree hobby and lived happily ever after. THE END!

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rofl rofl rofl

-dies- Priestess! xDDD

Wow, Riku a spatula, I have learned so much from this story.

mad *Hides her underwears in her pants*