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 Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:08 pm
Among my small group of TMV Positive pals we have numerous inside jokes and bits of silliness about Omar and Cedric and all things that relate to them. Sharing these theories and other things have lead observers to beleive that some of us are indeed insane. I've decided to collect these here. Any additions are welcome.
Nonsensical theories
Omar does not actually playing guitar but has a mystical gift given to him by the chaos god Slaanesh that alows him to speak in guitar chords. This explains how he dances so well while 'playing'. He does not need a microphone because his mystical guitar-voice can be heard at any distance he pleases by as many people as he chooses.
Omar's hair is filled with secrets that is why is is so large.
Cedric is Omar's Uke. They have hot sex all the time.
Cedric lives in Omar's Pants.
Omar and Cedric are marsupials.
Any former member of ATDI can eat anything ranging from small flying mammals to planets.
Omar's semen can cure cancer, grant fantastic talents and abilities, grow fros, act as a hallucinagenic drug, and is the true 'Fountain Of Youth.'
Cedric has epilepsy but he harnesses it so that he can dance really crazily instead of having actual seizures.
How To Appear Crazy. Use ATDI/TMV lyrics as insults. If someone says "******** You" the clear and obvious response is "A Plague Upon Your Hissing Children!"
Try to dance like Cedric as often as possible especially when there is no music. (This is more ATDI-Cedric then TMV-Cedric. Jump on walls and such, don't actually dance like you're on fire and having a seizure.)
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:44 am
Ooh, I have some theories of my own, but I've mostly kept them to myself, because I don't think that any of my friends really think about TMV as much as I do.
* Cedric and Omar are actually alien lords from some distant and wonderful galaxy. They have come to our planet in order to hypnotise millions of people using their alien-guitar-induced brain waves. Once they've hypnotised everyone (well, only the rad people who respond positivley to their music) they will use us to repopulate their home planet. (Most of the population of their home planet was destroyed in the mysterious afro fire of '76)
* The whole band is telepathic and have super brain powers. Seriously, I have absolutley no idea how they perform their live shows without some sort of telepathic powers.
* Omars glasses let him see into the FUTURE!!!
A way to appear crazy.....
Wear a chalice man T-shirt. When someone asks you "Hey, what's on your shirt?" Say, "It's you, 10 years from now."
I guess it would work with lots of their shirts actually.
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:33 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:45 am
EmWah A way to appear crazy..... Wear a chalice man T-shirt. When someone asks you "Hey, what's on your shirt?" Say, "It's you, 10 years from now." I guess it would work with lots of their shirts actually. I did that with my birdman t-shirt! But I said "YOUR MOM" and they were appaled.
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[Omar A. Rodriguez-Lopez] Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:37 pm
People get appauled so easily these days. Here's a typical converstation with people at uni:
Them: "Hey, where'd Mel go"
Me: "I killed her with a shovel"
Them: gonk !!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor fools. Take me so seriously they do.
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:41 pm
I answer the phone like that too. If I don't want to talk to someone or I'm joking I'll be like "No sorry, cassie's dead."
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[Omar A. Rodriguez-Lopez] Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:36 am
Ahahaha that's so cruel!
I mean, it would be, if you actually convinced them and then let them cry for like 3 days and then called them back and said "HEY! I'M NOT REALLY DEAD!!!" but then they died from a heart attack...
xd Imagine that!
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:08 pm
EmWah Ahahaha that's so cruel! I mean, it would be, if you actually convinced them and then let them cry for like 3 days and then called them back and said "HEY! I'M NOT REALLY DEAD!!!" but then they died from a heart attack... xd Imagine that! Haha, well I say it in a casual tone so that they'll be like "ha.. ha.. gonk " I wish I was a former member of ATDI. :O I think that Cedric has epilepsy, but he harnesses it so that he can dance really crazily instead of having actual seizures.
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[Omar A. Rodriguez-Lopez] Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:23 pm
Harlequin Ichthyosis Use ATDI/TMV lyrics as insults. If someone says "******** You" the clear and obvious response is "A Plague Upon Your Hissing Children!" Yeah, I think I said "Your mother flirted with disease!" after a your momma joke. That left an awkward silence. Sadly I just sort of blush when people talk about my chalice man shirt. I'm like softcore to the point of being rotten.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:37 pm
Gammadex Harlequin Ichthyosis Use ATDI/TMV lyrics as insults. If someone says "******** You" the clear and obvious response is "A Plague Upon Your Hissing Children!" Yeah, I think I said "Your mother flirted with disease!" after a your momma joke. That left an awkward silence. Sadly I just sort of blush when people talk about my chalice man shirt. I'm like softcore to the point of being rotten. lol
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:18 pm
That is the coolest thing I've ever heard.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:32 am
you guys forgot to add one thing......omar doesnt just have a guitar...........that guitar has a high-powered laser beam attatched to it......listen to cassandra gemini:tartanus.....or somethig like that......(i have TERRIBLE memory)anyway, listen to that part and youll see what im talking about.... xd
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Cedric Bixler Zavala Crew
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:04 am
EmWah Ahahaha that's so cruel! I mean, it would be, if you actually convinced them and then let them cry for like 3 days and then called them back and said "HEY! I'M NOT REALLY DEAD!!!" but then they died from a heart attack... xd Imagine that! xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:27 pm
Omars p***s is what make the guitary noises
Lasers phah
One folicle of cedrics pubic hair is enough to make you a god.
Its obvious no?
Cedrics voice has the power to kill thousands with a single high pitched whistle registery note.
Cedric and Omar > jesus
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:05 pm
Pfft- Cedric's left nut > Jesus.
If you throw it at Jesus, Jesus will explode! 0:
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