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If you go by your Dragon name
If you get your name legally changed to your Dragon name
If you have to explain that your name doesn't come from a specIfic nationality, it's Draconic
If you can't explain what your name means, because it doesn't translate into a human language
If you are frequently addressed as "Dragon", "the Dragon Lady [Guy]", "Dwagin" or a similar nickname
If you are called these nicknames by people you don't know
If you are easily distracted by shiny pretty thingies
If you hoard shiny pretty thingies
If you hoard Dragon-related objects
If you hoard anything you can get your claws on
If you protect your hoard viciously, tooth and nail
If you take care of your hoard as If it's alive
If you move all your possessions into a pile in the center of the floor to sleep on it
If you make your blankets into a nest
If you are tempted to try to incubate large round objects
If you find yourself getting huffy when someone spouts a common dragon stereotype or prejudice
If you always root for the dragon
If you hate stories where the dragon loses or dies
If you can go for days without sleep or sleep for days
If it takes a very long time for you to digest a meal
If someone says your aura is "a funny shape... with weird protrusions... and a trailing... tail-thing"
If you know all the Real Dragon hotspots in the world
If you pouncehuggle your friends upon sight
If you find mirrors confuzzling since they don't even depict the right species
If you practice looking "intimidating" by baring your teeth
If you're sure you should see scales and talons when you look down
If you trip over your tail
If you trip other people with your tail then laugh when they look confuzzled
If you inquire at the salon about scale-buffing
If you file all your nails to sharp points
If you consider getting your teeth sharpened
If you want to get your tongue forked
If you've drawn scales on your skin
If you like long warm soaks in the bath
If you like to bask in the sun, especially on sun-warmed rocks
If you doot regularly
If you know what doot means
If people ask you what doot means and you just smile at them blankly
If you know you can fly
If you've convinced others you can fly
If you write dragonish stories
If you write dragonish poetry
If you draw dragons whether you're skilled at it or not
If you doodle dragons when you're supposed to be listening to a lecture or paying attention in a meeting
If you buy everything you possibly can that involves a dragon
If you wear dragon-depicting clothing
If you collect dragon art
If you know your dragon statues by name
If you've hissed, growled, snarled or roared at someone when they irked you
If you've purred when you were petted
If you look at reptiles and say "ohhhh, how kewt!"
If you look at birds and feel a kinship
If you've watched the sky for Dragons
If you think UFO sightings are really dragons participating in a mating flight
If you've ever been mistaken for a UFO
If you name all your companion animals "Dragon" in dIfferent languages
If you've had a crush on a dragon in a movie
If you refer to your signIficant other as your mate
If you refer to your children as your hatchlings
If you refer to humans as greggils, two-leggers, bipeds, georges, hew-mohns or "lunch"
If you refer to your house as your lair
If you refer to your food as your prey
If you refer to birthdays as hatchdays
If you refer to your nails as claws or talons
If you use "fewmets" or "georging" as swear words
If you peeped hungrily with your mouth agape at your parents when you were a hatchling... er, baby
If you feel most comfortable around lava flows, caves and other geological phenomenon
If you try to snort smoke in indignance
If you've tried to cook marshmellows by breathing on them
If you lash your tail when you're angry
If you've had to watch yourself around pies so you don't *splut* someone with them
If you play with your food
If you sneak-up-and-pounce your dinner
If you invite faeries and gryphons to tea
If you've spent entire days sleeping
If you've spent entire days watching butterflies or growing grass
If you know how long a dragonlength is
If you've had the urge to cavort, bound or prance gaily when happy
If you subscribe to Alt.Fan.Dragons, chat, #afd, participate in Alfandria MUCK, another dragon-related MU*, Draconic or various other dragon communities across the net
If you belong to a Real Dragon group away from the computer
If you've been mistakenly diagnosed as insane due to your draconity
If you're a member of the Real Dragons list
If you haveve IRC set to hightlight and "beep" whenever anyone says "dragon"
If you have your claw prints rather than footprints on your hospital birth certIficate
If you're known to be a dragon by other people
If you know you are a dragon

Just a little thing I found... biggrin

i can relate to about like 1/3 of them...though i have not know to have a tail yet......

This is so amusing:

If you go by your Dragon name - I regularily go by Kona (short for Drakkonus), and my online usernames are regularly 'kona-dragon' (On Gaia too go ahead.. look me up)

If you get your name legally changed to your Dragon name - Thinking about it.

If you have to explain that your name doesn't come from a specIfic nationality, it's Draconic - Not quite, but nobody ever pronounces it right... Drakkonus (drak-KON-us) Double consonant means it's a SHORT vowel >.<

If you can't explain what your name means, because it doesn't translate into a human language - Mine's quite obvious.

If you are frequently addressed as "Dragon", "the Dragon Lady [Guy]", "Dwagin" or a similar nickname. - My landlord calls me 'little'dragon'.

If you are called these nicknames by people you don't know - Have been referenced as dragon-like by someone I didn't know.

If you are easily distracted by shiny pretty thingies - Who isn't? *blush*

If you hoard shiny pretty thingies - *hides shiny pretty thingies* What?! I don't have any of those!

If you hoard Dragon-related objects - My collection is magnificent.

If you hoard anything you can get your claws on - Yes... I'm what most would call a pack rat.

If you protect your hoard viciously, tooth and nail - Especially my food.

If you take care of your hoard as If it's alive - Not so much.

If you move all your possessions into a pile in the center of the floor to sleep on it - Just my plushies biggrin

If you make your blankets into a nest - Always

If you are tempted to try to incubate large round objects - What... they're confortale to sleep on!

If you find yourself getting huffy when someone spouts a common dragon stereotype or prejudice - Huffy? That's an understatement.

If you always root for the dragon - Oh yeah!

If you hate stories where the dragon loses or dies - uh huh!

If you can go for days without sleep or sleep for days
If it takes a very long time for you to digest a meal - not sure... I don't keep track...

If someone says your aura is "a funny shape... with weird protrusions... and a trailing... tail-thing" - never had comments on my aura before...

If you know all the Real Dragon hotspots in the world - wish they were in North America :'(

If you pouncehuggle your friends upon sight - It's called Glomping, say it with me - guh-lom-peh razz

If you find mirrors confuzzling since they don't even depict the right species - I hate my human exterior

If you practice looking "intimidating" by baring your teeth - *shifty eyes* not me!

If you're sure you should see scales and talons when you look down - My species is mammalian, but I do need to get myself a tail.

If you trip over your tail - Not yet.

If you trip other people with your tail then laugh when they look confuzzled - PLanning in progress.

If you inquire at the salon about scale-buffing - No scales.. MAMMAL...

If you file all your nails to sharp points - I've done that more than once...

If you consider getting your teeth sharpened - I'd be worried about chipping though...

If you want to get your tongue forked - Though about it... but well... it's just not ... me...

If you've drawn scales on your skin - uh huh

If you like long warm soaks in the bath - I don't get baths very often, but when I do... Yup...

If you like to bask in the sun, especially on sun-warmed rocks - Mmmmm.... Warm

If you doot regularly - doot?
If you know what doot means - not familiar with it...
If people ask you what doot means and you just smile at them blankly - I shall have to look it up now..

If you know you can fly - I know I can't, my wings are too small.

If you've convinced others you can fly - I have to convince them I can't

If you write dragonish stories - not a writer

If you write dragonish poetry - again, not a writer...

If you draw dragons whether you're skilled at it or not - I am getting better!

If you doodle dragons when you're supposed to be listening to a lecture or paying attention in a meeting - It's the perfect time to practice!

If you buy everything you possibly can that involves a dragon - dragons... dragonflies... mm... my collection grows steadily...

If you wear dragon-depicting clothing - Of course

If you collect dragon art - yep! lot's of it's art of me razz

If you know your dragon statues by name - they're figurines... if they were of a specific character the, well, yes

If you've hissed, growled, snarled or roared at someone when they irked you - Do it all the time.

If you've purred when you were petted - Regularly. Do you KNOW how nice it is to get a belly rub!?

If you look at reptiles and say "ohhhh, how kewt!" - Very cute razz

If you look at birds and feel a kinship - Not too much of a bird person

If you've watched the sky for Dragons - no

If you think UFO sightings are really dragons participating in a mating flight - wtf?!

If you've ever been mistaken for a UFO - I'm not even going to answer this one.

If you name all your companion animals "Dragon" in dIfferent languages - that's a bit silly.. I name by personality...

If you've had a crush on a dragon in a movie - Not much for 'star' crushes...

If you refer to your signIficant other as your mate - he is my mate...

If you refer to your children as your hatchlings - no kids... and well... I'm a mammal, they'd probably be my kittens, as my mate is an Ocelot

If you refer to humans as greggils, two-leggers, bipeds, georges, hew-mohns or "lunch" - lunch

If you refer to your house as your lair - Den.

If you refer to your food as your prey - Often.

If you refer to birthdays as hatchdays - MAMMAL!

If you refer to your nails as claws or talons - claws usually..

If you use "fewmets" or "georging" as swear words - I try not to curse...

If you peeped hungrily with your mouth agape at your parents when you were a hatchling... er, baby - How should I remember?

If you feel most comfortable around lava flows, caves and other geological phenomenon - wish I was in an area where stuff like that happened

If you try to snort smoke in indignance - Snuffing is fine... I don't breathe fire.

If you've tried to cook marshmellows by breathing on them - Nope

If you lash your tail when you're angry - still waiting on the tail...

If you've had to watch yourself around pies so you don't *splut* someone with them - Why waste them!

If you play with your food - Who doesn't?

If you sneak-up-and-pounce your dinner - Yup

If you invite faeries and gryphons to tea - Don't know any fae... and the closest gryhon... well... that's over an hour away.

If you've spent entire days sleeping - *blush*

If you've spent entire days watching butterflies or growing grass - bugs amuse me

If you know how long a dragonlength is - nope

If you've had the urge to cavort, bound or prance gaily when happy - I do that

If you subscribe to Alt.Fan.Dragons, chat, #afd, participate in Alfandria MUCK, another dragon-related MU*, Draconic or various other dragon communities across the net - um... no?

If you belong to a Real Dragon group away from the computer - not so much a group...

If you've been mistakenly diagnosed as insane due to your draconity - no

If you're a member of the Real Dragons list - nope

If you haveve IRC set to hightlight and "beep" whenever anyone says "dragon" - don't go on IRC

If you have your claw prints rather than footprints on your hospital birth certIficate - I wish

If you're known to be a dragon by other people - yuppers

If you know you are a dragon - Haven't I been saying taht the whole time?

i relate with about 3/4ths of the list, to many for me to list which ones. blaugh

yup, i'm definately a dragon

when you believe dragons excist or excisted once, u are allowed to say that you're a dragon.

You might be dragon if you go to lists like these, read through everything, and then make a point of having everything apply to you, just to prove you're a dragon. stare

i would say about half match me i have the asspects but none of the physical ones. mental and teeth and all thats me