this has little to do with math, sorry if your offended but its funny so get over it. this is a place to not be serious. so blond jokes.
Quote:
Blonde's Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...."duh"
..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ..... 8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because
top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the phone!!!
What a year!!
every time i read that it as funny as the last time.
well lets see now..... I wish i had some quotes for yall. every day in my class my teacher was made to read a math quote if not the class would well feel deprived. well i'll e-mail my teacher and see if he has em if not sorry won't have em.
but what else... oh yes the trivia here it is.
Quote:
?? = CALCULUS
Each of the following equations have the same sum. What is it??
COMPLEX + LAPLACE = ??
CIRCLE + ELLIPSE + EULER + SERIES + SUM = ??
ABSCISSA + AREA + CIRCLE + EQUAL + EULER + SCALAR = ??
AREA + CONE + LAPLACE + PARALLEL + POLAR + SCALAR + SLOPE = ??
ARC + AREA + ELLIPSE + EULER + LAPLACE + SCALAR + SERIES + SUM = ??
what is it?
more to come once you figure this one out.
