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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:43 pm

ALL COMEDIANS WELCOME!Please keep it clean,bumping and spamming to a minimum.Yes we allow 'Yo mama so fat' jokes! 3nodding

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:50 am

yo mamas so fat shes ugly [ this is the time for all of you to piss your pants because i am so funny]

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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:51 pm

Me and my friend made this:

Meepinator:*rocks on* go me, go me, go m--*trips over Feepit*
Meepeh: yesh you do rule!

Feepit: muahahahahahaha....
Meepeh: *kills Feepit* *then stuffs it in the meepit chair's mouth* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Meepinator: *stands up* FEEPIT! YOU! FEEP! NO! GETTING... SUCKED... INTO... FEEP!
MeepehP: OH NO!
LilTheifRikku [9:26 P.M.]: I'm sorry Meepinator... MEEPITS!!! TAKE HER TO THE INSANE ASYLUM!
Feepit: The Meepinator! You are my minion now! MUAHAHAHA-feep-UAHAHAHAHAHA-feep.
Meepeh: GET TEH FEEPIT!!!!
Meepinator: ...Feep? 0_o
Meepeh: NO!!!!!! MEEP! MEEP DAMMIT!
*ish doing a CPR like helping thing on Meepinator*
Meepinator: ...Meep.... biggrin .... Meep.... > biggrin MEEP! biggrin MEEP MEEP MEEP!!
Meepeh: w00t!
okie John... She's alive! and meepity
Narrator: and another Meepit minion saved by...
Meepinator:THE MEEPINATOR HAS RETURNED! MUAHAHAHAHA! *meepinates Feepit*
Narrator: The Meepit Squad !!!!! MEEP!!!!!!!

Meepeh: MUAHAHAHAHA!
*shoots everything with a ray gun she stole from Irk* *eerrr....actually...it was from Zim and REne and Mika O.o*
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! AAAH!
Mika: THAT'S MY RAY GUN!
Zim: NO, it's MINE!
Rene: NOOOO!!!!!
Rene: Actually, it ish mine!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! *bites Meepeh*
Mika: *blushes* oh... teehee... Hi Zim... ^_^
Rene: GIVE ME MEH ST00PID RAY GUNNEH!
Zim: MINE!!!
Dib: Has she had sugar?
Zim: WHA????
Zim: Hell YES. WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!

Dib: The same place you came from... OUT OF NOWHERE!
Rene: O.o
Mika: Can I just have my ray gun, please?
Meepeh: MAUHAHAHAHAHAHA! *shoots everyone*
Zim: NO, you LOVE STRUCK HUMAN!
Meepeh: ST00PID HUMANS!!!!!1 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mika: aw crap, DIB!!!
Rene: *rolls out of the way*
Dib: WTH? ????
Mika: *kills Dib*
Rene: WHATTA SHMOOOP????/ AAAHHHHHHH! WE'RE ALL CRAZY!HEHEHEHE! IT WAS ALL PART OF MEH PLAN!!!1 MUAHAHAHAHA!
Mika: AND I'M HALF IRKEN, YOU INTERGALACTIC DUMBASS!
Rene: *ish officially insane* *has swirly eyes* *ish making the insane laugh*
Zim: Intergallactic Dumbass? That's the third time this week I've been called that! DAmnit!
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH! I SHALL KILL YOU ALL! STOOPID HUMANS!
Dib: And I'M the first TWO! so HA! Aren't I special?
Rene: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Zim and Mika: HEY!!!o.O
Meepeh: *insane laugh*
Mika: Did you just call me HUMAN?!?!
Meepeh: THE MEEPITS SHALL EAT YOU HUMANS NAMED ZIM, DIB, RENE, AND MIKA!!!
Zim: *snaps fingers* oh no you DI'INT!
MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! OH YESH I DID! *tackles Zim, biting him* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mika: *fetal position* not human, not human...
Dib:Finally, one who ADMITS IT! *glares at Zim*
Meepeh: YESH! HUMAN! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Rene: YOU ARE CUPCAKES WITH SHMOOP!
Zim: ... shmoop?
Rene: MUAHAHAHAH-*falls over, unconscious*
Meepeh: O.o
Zim, Dim, Rene, Mika: FINALLY!!!
wow ish that meh? XD
I AM CUPCAKES WITH SHMOOP! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I EAT YOU LL! *ALL *sticks out tongue swirls it around*
Dib: *ish crawling up a tree* GET IT AWAY!!!! AWAY!!!!!!!!
Mika: *looks at Dib* please don't puke up there.
Zim: She's DEFINITELY crazy
O.o
Meepeh: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE BEER!
Mika: No Dur, you intergallactic dream-guy you! OISH@!
Zim: .... I'm not talking to you anymore. *sidesteps away*
YOU BEERS ARE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
IM THE ONLY SANE ONE!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHA! LYK TOADALLY! AND LYK D00D UR HAYR IS TOADALLY GROOVEH! *falls over, drooling*

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 12:06 pm

Sorry about the caps and stuff, it was part of our little "play". sweatdrop biggrin

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Lemoth

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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:29 am

*fobby accent* Yo mahdah, sooooooo fat! that when she jump for joyyyy- she got stuck! */accent*

Aww man, I love russel peters

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:07 pm

Meepeh

Me and my friend made this:

Meepinator:*rocks on* go me, go me, go m--*trips over Feepit*
Meepeh: yesh you do rule!

Feepit: muahahahahahaha....
Meepeh: *kills Feepit* *then stuffs it in the meepit chair's mouth* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Meepinator: *stands up* FEEPIT! YOU! FEEP! NO! GETTING... SUCKED... INTO... FEEP!
MeepehP: OH NO!
LilTheifRikku [9:26 P.M.]: I'm sorry Meepinator... MEEPITS!!! TAKE HER TO THE INSANE ASYLUM!
Feepit: The Meepinator! You are my minion now! MUAHAHAHA-feep-UAHAHAHAHAHA-feep.
Meepeh: GET TEH FEEPIT!!!!
Meepinator: ...Feep? 0_o
Meepeh: NO!!!!!! MEEP! MEEP DAMMIT!
*ish doing a CPR like helping thing on Meepinator*
Meepinator: ...Meep.... biggrin .... Meep.... > biggrin MEEP! biggrin MEEP MEEP MEEP!!
Meepeh: w00t!
okie John... She's alive! and meepity
Narrator: and another Meepit minion saved by...
Meepinator:THE MEEPINATOR HAS RETURNED! MUAHAHAHAHA! *meepinates Feepit*
Narrator: The Meepit Squad !!!!! MEEP!!!!!!!

Meepeh: MUAHAHAHAHA!
*shoots everything with a ray gun she stole from Irk* *eerrr....actually...it was from Zim and REne and Mika O.o*
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! AAAH!
Mika: THAT'S MY RAY GUN!
Zim: NO, it's MINE!
Rene: NOOOO!!!!!
Rene: Actually, it ish mine!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! *bites Meepeh*
Mika: *blushes* oh... teehee... Hi Zim... ^_^
Rene: GIVE ME MEH ST00PID RAY GUNNEH!
Zim: MINE!!!
Dib: Has she had sugar?
Zim: WHA????
Zim: Hell YES. WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!

Dib: The same place you came from... OUT OF NOWHERE!
Rene: O.o
Mika: Can I just have my ray gun, please?
Meepeh: MAUHAHAHAHAHAHA! *shoots everyone*
Zim: NO, you LOVE STRUCK HUMAN!
Meepeh: ST00PID HUMANS!!!!!1 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mika: aw crap, DIB!!!
Rene: *rolls out of the way*
Dib: WTH? ????
Mika: *kills Dib*
Rene: WHATTA SHMOOOP????/ AAAHHHHHHH! WE'RE ALL CRAZY!HEHEHEHE! IT WAS ALL PART OF MEH PLAN!!!1 MUAHAHAHAHA!
Mika: AND I'M HALF IRKEN, YOU INTERGALACTIC DUMBASS!
Rene: *ish officially insane* *has swirly eyes* *ish making the insane laugh*
Zim: Intergallactic Dumbass? That's the third time this week I've been called that! DAmnit!
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH! I SHALL KILL YOU ALL! STOOPID HUMANS!
Dib: And I'M the first TWO! so HA! Aren't I special?
Rene: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Zim and Mika: HEY!!!o.O
Meepeh: *insane laugh*
Mika: Did you just call me HUMAN?!?!
Meepeh: THE MEEPITS SHALL EAT YOU HUMANS NAMED ZIM, DIB, RENE, AND MIKA!!!
Zim: *snaps fingers* oh no you DI'INT!
MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! OH YESH I DID! *tackles Zim, biting him* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mika: *fetal position* not human, not human...
Dib:Finally, one who ADMITS IT! *glares at Zim*
Meepeh: YESH! HUMAN! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Rene: YOU ARE CUPCAKES WITH SHMOOP!
Zim: ... shmoop?
Rene: MUAHAHAHAH-*falls over, unconscious*
Meepeh: O.o
Zim, Dim, Rene, Mika: FINALLY!!!
wow ish that meh? XD
I AM CUPCAKES WITH SHMOOP! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I EAT YOU LL! *ALL *sticks out tongue swirls it around*
Dib: *ish crawling up a tree* GET IT AWAY!!!! AWAY!!!!!!!!
Mika: *looks at Dib* please don't puke up there.
Zim: She's DEFINITELY crazy
O.o
Meepeh: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE BEER!
Mika: No Dur, you intergallactic dream-guy you! OISH@!
Zim: .... I'm not talking to you anymore. *sidesteps away*
YOU BEERS ARE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
IM THE ONLY SANE ONE!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHA! LYK TOADALLY! AND LYK D00D UR HAYR IS TOADALLY GROOVEH! *falls over, drooling*

blaugh LMFAO!!!! Zim has been called..... Human!!! LoL!!! That's awesome! You guys mus have been biten by Teh Evil Boredom Mosquito!!! eek
*high on sugar, have to go sleep, and can't remember any jokes....* sweatdrop

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.Morbidly..Romantic.

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 6:11 pm

Two of my friends and I made up a play. I was always Gir because I'm the only one who could do his face. I take a little pride and a little shame in that. I need a life so badly.

Gir: -ranting-Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco!
Zim:Come here, Gir. I need you to-
Gir:Never! -runs around the room making putting noises-
Zim:Gir, you must obey me! I am your master, and you need to listen to something right now!
Gir:No!
Zim:Ok. Why?
Gir-looks stupid for a second-Uhh..
Zim:I'm waiting Gir.
Gir:'Cuz you are mean to me, and you insult me, and you disrespect me..
Zim:How long have we known each other, Gir? A good while, correct?
Gir:Uh.. yes!
Zim:And so.. answer me one thing. -yelling-Since when has that mattered to you!?
Gir:Since now!
Zim:Gir.. what are you on?
Gir:French Fries! From Mehico!
Zim:-gasp-Gir! That's so wrong! How dare you be on french fries from Mehico?
Gir:Tacotacotacotacotacotaco!
-Later That Night-
-By The Pool-
Zim:Gir? Gir!?
Gir:Whoohee!
Zim:Gir! Noo!
-slow motion run towards high dive-
Zim:-in slow motion-Gir! Don't do it! You're on French Fries!
Gir:-also in slow motion-From Mehico!-jumps-
Jhonen(in a goofy Narrator outfit):We are sorry to announce that the conclusion to this episode will not be shown until the end of time. Check out our gift shop. Thank you. Bye.

Then Dalton would make this weird fuzzy noise and it'd be over. Mom and Brian would give us weird looks, and we'd all walk away in stitches. whee

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 6:17 pm

I have a joke, but it's not IZ related. I think it's funny though.

A man and two of his friends were in a bar. The man became rather drunk. He looked across the street at a skyscraper and said "I can jump off of that and live!" Of course his friends didn't think he would, and they were ratehr drunk themselves, so they went along with it. They got to the top and the man jumped, but came right back up before hitting the ground. He did this several more times before his friends finally asked how. He told them that there was a large, powerful air vent down there. "It'll catch you and send you right back up!" They decided to try it. Naturally, there was no airvent, so they both hit the ground hard and died. The man walked back into the bar and ordered another drink. The bartender, who had been watching the whole thing, shook his head and said "Superman, you're an a*****e when you're drunk."

.Morbidly..Romantic.

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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:09 am

your moms so fat i went to pass her on the highway and ran out of gas

your moms so fat she uses highway 95 as a slip n' slide

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:33 pm

heres part of one me and my friend Taro did on Aol IM (we're both dragons). Its got Zim and Gir in it, so its all good. Oh yeah, all the spelling errors are in there on puropse, since this was an IM chat. Please dont kill me, oh great mods in the sky!!!! Here goes:
Us: *break into peterson air force base high on Jolt and Auron booze*
Shyria: WHHHEEEEAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW1111!!!!!!!!!! *is beating up all secret service doods*
Taro: WOOOOoooooo!!!!! *is smashin stuff*
Shyria: Hey! They've got Zim!!!
*sees zim floating in giant tube, along with gir*
Taro: Gasp!
Shyria: ?
Taro: its....its....the Starship Enterprise...*drools*
(yes, hes a Trekkie)
Shyria: Um...cool!
Taro: *takes off zim's pak*
Shyria: OMG WHAT ARE U DOING?!!!?
Taro: Im examining it so i can make us some!
Shyria: Oh...well, better be quick. *zim is spazing on ground*
*later* Taro: Done! *hands shyria pak* It'll disappear when you go into full dragon form.
Shyria: Neat! Lets go explore stuff!
Zim: Lets go hack Mars and crush the filthy humans with it!
All: YAY!!!!!
(on mars)
Shyria: Hey! looks like Sai showed up on time
(Sai is hacking an old computer terminal sticking up out of the ground, while DIR bounces around on a piggy)
Gir: OOOOOOO!!!!!! *wanders off to look at camera*
Taro: NO GIR! Dib could be watching. Hes been watching those things since he was a baby....WITH A GIANT HEAD!!!
Sai: DONE!! Now all we need to do is power it up!
Taro: I can do that! *morphs tail out and sticks cybernetic tip into socket on terminal* *electrical power up noises*
Taro: nuuugh....that takes a lot of energy...*falls over* zzzzzzzzzzz
Shyria: Sweet! Now we can-uh oh.
*Dib flies over on mercury*
Zim: HEY!! SINCE WHEN DOES DIB HAVE A GIANT PLANET SHIP THINGY!!!!
Shyria: Wheres the weapons on here?!
Sai: Try the orange one!
*Shyria presses orange button. "Chicken Guns Activated")
Shyria: This thing has chicken guns? Isnt it supposed to be ancient?
*guns blast a bunch of T-rexes at Dib. It goes spinning into space*
Sai: Gotta love evolution.
All (except Taro): Yep
Taro: zzzzzzzz

THE END!

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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:31 pm

oh fine: Your mommas so dumb, she spells genius with a J!!!!
...oh god i know that just SUCKED!!!! but i need teh gold, so laugh. LAUGFH I SAY!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:18 pm

um....hellooooo? *bump bump* hmm, no ones home....PARTAY!!!! *dances like a monkey*

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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:20 pm

I heard this one on Yo Mama last night. xd whee

"If you didn't have a head, you wouldn't wear a hat, right? If you didn't have feet, you wouldn't wear shoes, right? Well then why you wearing a bra?"

heart domokun whee

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:52 pm

if ya go to your family reunion to get a date ya might be a redneck

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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:35 pm

If you have a house that moves and 47 cars that don't you might be a redneck.
mrgreen blaugh rofl

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