Issue 5 Wed, June 21, 2006

Hank! (Need I say more?)
By Priestess1.

Ah, Hank! Everybody's favorite and lovable least known p-godder, who got help to be more known by nez. But.. who is he really? Why do people love him so? And why is he running for president? And most importantly, why is he so hot with his pink shortsness? I decided to ask the people that know him best, nez and Hank himself, but due to failure of contacting them, I contacted the second best person for the job, Alynne. I sat down with Alynne and asked her a series of questions. Here's exactly what she said.

Priestess: Ahem! Alynne! surprised I need alot of info on Hank and since the pms are disabled.. let's chat here... *Gets you a comfy chair*

So.. how long have you known hank?

Alynne: Hello Priestess, it's so nice to be here. -takes her seat-
Hm..well, I have known of Hank since March 18th of this year! And I must say, I was quite taken by his good looks and hot pants. Along with a lot of other P-GoDders who couldn't help but molest him...-ahem- but I shouldn't go into detail, with Gaia being a PG-13 site.
But even though I run his campaign...I do not know Hank personally. He is only someone I can admire from afar. sad

Priestess: surprised What part of hank inspired you so?.. You've became quite an admirer...

Alynne: Well Priestess, I'd have to say...his awesome style of fashion, for one. The way he uses the pink hot pants to show off his body is just breath taking.
But Hank is not all about looks, he stands for a great cause, yes, a great cause! His promotional efforts to spread the word about really short shorts (specifically pink ones) for the male popluation was just fantastic.

Priestess: surprised He certainly seems inspiring! Have you ever encountered Hank? I mean have you ever bumped into him? Met him? In anyway?

Alynne: I have not been so fortunate...I think my friend Neztnerol has though. He is so priviledged to be on Hank's friends list!

Priestess: surprised Oh! My! If you were to ever meet Hank, what would you say and/or do?

Alynne: I would probably be at a loss of words, he is just so amazing...
But I'd get over it and go have a threesome with him, myself and a Lamp. surprised

Priestess: *Chuckles* ;D Quite kinky now, aren't you?

Alynne: guess. ;D
-chains self to lamp-

And so there you have it folk. Hank, a man fighting for a true cause and inspires people on the way, to promote the wear of really short pants with his inspiring pink shorts. And so, I ask you all this, VOTE FOR HANK!

(I have done a little research on Hank's rival for presidencey. I have found that his name is Mr. Fuzzy Head! D< And he's trying to stop us from eating marshmellows, so he can have it all to himself, which gives us an even more reason to vote for Hank!)