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 Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:23 pm
Right, so before going to see Cirque du Soleil (Montreal attracts quite a lot of people with these sort of events) My sister and I had a Yo momma is so fat/ old/ poor/ stupid fight. Naturally I lost gonk
But, I was wondering if anyone knew any good ones? I'm going to see the Formula 1 (5th row cool ) On Thursday and I just know my sister wants to school me again x__x;
I have a few good ones already:
Yo momma is so far that when a bus passed by, she yelled: "Stop that Twinkie" (I don't think canadians know what a Twinkie is, that is if Hostess doesn't have a factory in the country)
Yo momma is so poor, when I came over and stepped on a skateboard, she said: "Hey, get off the family car!"
Yo momma is ugly, she puts on a line of make-up called "Why bother?"
Yo momma is so old, she sits behind Jesus in the third grade.
xD I have a few more, but they're not as great.
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:34 pm
domokun
I hate Yo' Mama jokes, but they're very funny... DX
I read the website with a giant list a year or so ago.
I think it was this one.
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:37 pm
I live in Canada, and I think everyone knows what a Twinkie is talk2hand whee wink
I believe there is an MTV show called Yo Momma, all about those disses cool
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:40 pm
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon(Classic rofl )
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
I like thses from the web site. xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:43 pm
Your momma's so fat that when she rolled over a Nintendo she made four gameboys pop out.
Your momma's so nasty that her smell killed old spice.
Your momma's so dumb that when someone said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and ran.
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
Your Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
Your momma's so ugly that they didn't even give her a mask when she was in "Planet of the Apes"
Your mamma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Your momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
uuh... that's all I can remember off the top of my head.
(we have these fights all the time at school/scout camp. I rock.)
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:59 pm
cool Coolness cool Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon(Classic rofl )
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
I like thses from the web site. xd - Prints - Fudge yeah xD <33 First two were good. Yo' Momma is so dumb, she failed a survey :3 Yo' Momma is so ugly, she stepped in a strip club and people pay her to keep her clothes on. These are all from my personal collection. I'll start looking some up cool Kai: In Montreal, all we have is eclairs. and Jos Louis sweatdrop Yo momma is so fat, when she sits, she sits next to everyone ;3
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:02 pm
DDD: It's really mean to make jokes about your mother, but we don't mean any of this, right? D: -has an awesome relationship with her parents- <3
Yo' momma so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
Yo' momma so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, she made skittles.
Yo' momma so poor that when someone stepped on the stub of a cigarette, she said, "Don't turn off the heat!"
Edit: I don't know what a Twinkie is! D:
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:07 pm
xD Those are classic Momma jokes.
I never like my Momma, so it's all good for me cool
I think I'll Oh-my Kai-Pie do the honors of showing you a Twinkie :3
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:11 pm
You know, I think we had a Yo Momma thingy in Spammy's birthday thread... XD
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:14 pm
They're Yellow and Golden... and the source of many jokes n insults xd
they're not bad tasting, but I dont really like em xp
teh Twinkie
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:16 pm
Ohhhhh! Those! Right. Now I remember.
But I can't really think of anything bad to associate those with... x_____x
You know what? When Jo Momma gets here, he better have more and better insults than us, or he won't be living up to his name. mad heart
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:31 pm
XD
Angel: True dat. domokun
I know that they call Asians who act white twinkies.
You know, yellow on the out side, and white on the inside. rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:31 pm
OMG, Xero, you're from Montreal?
What do you have against Jos Louis? xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:20 pm
1/2 hour away mate :3
They're a bit disgusting sweatdrop But I crave for Whippets all the time rofl
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:19 pm
cool Coolness cool XD
Angel: True dat. domokun
I know that they call Asians who act white twinkies.
You know, yellow on the out side, and white on the inside. rofl rofl
I like to consider myself as a lemon in a white paper bag. Poser. cool heart
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