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(From first thread. This was too established a thread to pass up...and this guild needs more crack.)

The epitome of my dreaming. I seriously want some green-eyed, or even pink-haired Uchiha children. (And come on, imagine the irony of Sasuke, dark-eyed, dark-haired heir and the last of his clan, fathering a clan of pink-haired brats children.)

Am I joking? Maybe. Or maybe not. :P

In all seriousness, though, the question is, "how many"? Exactly how many children do you suspect Sasuke would like to have? Don't forget to consider how big the Uchiha clan previously was.

Personally, I think 'ten!' straight off the bat. But that's because I like to see Sasuke and Sakura involved in these type of situations...


Addition discussion topics:

How Sasuke will deal with pregnant!Sakura.
Poor Sakura.
What you think Sasuke would name his first son/daughter.
What you think Sakura would name her first son/daughter.
How fatherly Sasuke would be.
Sasuke's reaction to pink-haired children. Bwahahaha.
Whether or not his daughters will have him wrapped around their little pinkies.
The irony of the new Uchiha clan being all female.

xD I agree with Kairi on the pregnant Sakura.

Not good with names, either. >>;

I think that Sasuke would be a strict, kind, but over-protective father. As in if his kids were to go somewhere, he'd interrogate the poor children to find out the who-what-when-where-why. xD And he'd probably tell them to pull pranks on Naruto's kids. "Now remember, when Naruto's kids come over, make sure that you put the iching powder in their sleeping bags when they aren't looking!"

In fact, I can see Naruto and Sasuke getting their kids to prank each other. xD

Pink haired kids? Well, I'm sure he'd be a little shocked. xD If it was a BOY, then I think he'd freak out and buy hair dye for him. >w<

I think that he's be okay, until his daughters start screaming and crying in his ear, and he does whatever they want him too.

An all-female clan? o.o xD I can see that.

Tsunade: Congratulations, Sasuke. It's a...
Sasuke: *thinking: It's a boy. I KNOW it's a boy! We've already had two girls, so this time it's gonna be a-*
Tsunade: ...girl!
Sasuke: ._. .....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tsunade: O.O
Sakura: >.<
Sasuke: >> I mean, YES! Another girl!

Or something like:

"Sakura, let's have another kid."

"What?! We just had our third child."

"D: But we need an heeeeiiiiir."

"Well, one of the girls can be the heir."

"No, Sakura."

"Sasuke-kun, let's just wait a little whi-"

"We need a little MAN in this house! xO"

"...*sighs* Not right now."

"T.T"

xD That would be amusing. What a poor kid, though.

Kid: Moooom!
Sakura: Yes?
Kid: Am I an alien?
Sakura: Wh...what makes you think that?
Kid: Mom, look! My roots are PINK!
Sakura: I see. Yes, they are.
Kid: T__T I'M AN ALIEN!
Sakura: Honey, you are not an alien.
Kid: o.o Mom. NOBODY from this planet has black hair that turns pink!
Sakura: Who told you that you were an alien?
Kid: Well, I asked Uncle Naruto why my hair is turning pink and...
Sakura: Naruto is an idiot. Your father puts black dye in your shampoo. You're hair is naturally pink, like mine.
Kid: ...Okay! *skiddadles off somewhere else* DAAAADDY!
Sasuke: Yes?
Kid: My hair is naturally pink, right?
Sasuke: >>; No. Who told you this.
Kid: Mom.
Sasuke: o.o Your mother LIES!
Kid: Then WHY are my roots PINK!?
Sasuke: >> Because....umm....you're an alien!
Kid: gonk crying MOOOOOM! *runs off*

*two minutes later*

Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! *hits him with a spatula* Stop harassing our son!

Yes...crack is GOOD. xD

xD My friend and I were talking, and she gave me that idea. She also said it'd be funny when Sasuke's still learning to change diapers. I think he'd go insane, yelling to thin air asking why babies have to poop so much.

Oh god. I love you guys. mad D

hey people ninja ninja

That second poll option has me thinking.. Would Sasuke try to force his love of tomatoes onto his children?

Sakura: -Attempting to feed their son mashed peas- Here comes the chu-chu train, open wide!
Baby: *Bursts into tears*
Sakura: .. <<; .. SASUKE-KUN.
Sasuke: *Walks into the kitchen again* .. You made him cry again? .. You mentioned the train, didn't you?
Sakura: It's not my fault he's afraid of trai-- OH, just feed him! I need to go change clothes. He's made a habit out of decorating my shirt with food-art. *Hands him the spoon and bottle of peas before exiting the room*
Sasuke: *Makes sure she's gone before dropping the bottle into the trashcan and tossing the spoon into the sink* Let's get you some real food.. *Opens the refrigerator and pulls out a tomato*

[So-and-so amount of days later.]

Baby: -Mumbling some incoherent things in baby language-
Sakura: *Gasps* Sasuke-kun! I think he's about to say his first word! Thinking: "Oh, please be 'mama', please be 'mama'.."
Sasuke: *Walks into the room, expressionless as always, and makes his way over to the rest of his family*
Baby: To.. ma..
Sakura: "Toma? No! Mama! Come on, MAMA. SAY IT."
Baby: To.. ma.. to..
Sakura: .. Eh?
Baby: *Looks toward Sasuke* TOMATO!
Sakura: *Glares at her husband*
Sasuke: o_o; .. >_>; *Quickly leaves*