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This is the Elitist's tea room. The idea for the entire guild was conceived in a most memorable thread at the Von Helson's Easter party, in which Nebelstern created a haven from the frantic last-minute egg hunting. This haven took the form of the British Tea Room, and it was a place for quiet recollection and intellectual debate. This momentous occasion is hereby celebrated by this very thread, the British Tea room.

The rules of the house are simply those of the rest of the guild, however, certain restrictions shall be placed. The only allowed invectives are those of a profoundly British nature. To avoid confusion and misinterpretation, those allowed are listed henceforth: 'Oh bloody hell', 'Well bugger me with a fish fork', 'Dash it all', 'DAMN', 'Oh, I say', 'Rasberries', 'YOU FLAMING HOOLIGAN' and 'Codswallop'.

Refreshments are served constantly, though they are also restricted to those of a profoundly British nature. The following are available, and any requests will be duely notted: Twinings Tea of any variety, Wiskey (Highland Park 15 or 18 years only), Brandy, Coffee (But only with wiskey), Butterfly Cakes, Sandwhiches (only available in small pretentious varieties, or in cheese), Smoked Salmon, Biscuits of the tea dipping variety, and Cream Crackers (served with a variety of cheeses).

Patrons are advised to enjoy, but at a respectful and British pace, that does not appear in any way brash, though you may accord yourself in as snobbish and pretentious manner as you so desire.

This tea room is the height of refinement, any misdemeanours may result in expulsion from the Alliance.

As if you had a choice...

pass the smoked salmon. and stop buggering yourself with the fish fork.

why does the wigster especially come up with random things?

Yeah don't get Nebelstern and me talking about matter

I have to say, that is a very old joke.

You promised me a pair of boots so I am waiting!

I will get to that, by the way, have you seen the new goth boots? *proudly displays new boots*