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It's been a long time coming, and the time is finally here. Welcome to the ultimate dictionary of all our words and phrases that make up our lives.

I'll post what I can think of for now, and will edit the post whenever I remember some, or a new one comes up. I invite the other mods to add their own to this post as well.

If you want explanations of these terms, ask around a little. You'll learn eventually.

Abe Lincoln- He's a liar! (it just kind of... happened.)
Bees Everywhere- A moment when you misread something and think it says something it actually doesn't. (Chris' creation.)
Blind Cowboy- When anybody backs up into you (usually in a vehicle, but can also be applied to other things.) (Devin and Matt saw the horror.)
Cannonball- When you hear something different than what was actually said. Also known as the spoken version of Bees Everywhere. (Penny.)
Cine- A typo made where the word intended is not a real word. Note that "teh" and other common "internet typos" are not included. They are not funny. They are annoying. (Matt -_-)
Chainsaw Bear- He was the horror that stalked us on the Cabin Trip. He also opened the door in the middle of the night and scared the poop out of us all. (Chris)
Chopsticking- Sodomy ((don't ask)). (Penny).
Chris in the Bathroom moment- When a conversation goes in a very strange direction while someone is gone or unable to hear, then they later return and don't have ANY IDEA how things got so out-of-hand or obscure. (Chris. Who else?)
Elephlanch-A bunch of elephants. (Kevin. *snicker*)
Faking a Biscuit- When you say something other than what you intended to say. Like "faking a biscuit" instead of "making a visit". (Penny rofl )
Fly my Ear- A typo made where the word is an actual word, but not the one intended. (Chris)
Growing PDC- A term meaning 'getting an erection'. ((It's dirty. Deal with it.)) (James and Penny... and Paranoia.)
Making the Fries Hard- A term meaning 'dancing naked'. (Penny)
Matt Math- Math that is obviously wrong. (D.J... from work...)
Pennygasm- The noise Silverain makes when she laughs. Only she can do this. (Chris, with a hand from Penny.)
Pidgy- A poop. (Chris and Matt)
Smutty Vin Diesel- A term meaning smutty, filthy or raunchy. Can be shortened to simply "Vin Diesel". (Matt. Heh heh.)
Sten's Closet- Suicide. (Matt and Penny.)

Added one and also put up sources for each.

Added the "Chris in the Bathroom" one.

Dammit, this is why I stopped going on Gaia Online at school. It's things like this that get me lunch detention.. or the school therapist..

First of all, my school DOES block it, hehehe twisted I've just learned how to get past that twisted
Seocnd of all- why would you look at porn AT SCHOOL?! Wouldn't that just be a turn off?!

Dat's messed up!

Anyhow, I'm now calling french fries "bald eagles".

Bah, why not just call them " Stephen Colberts?"

Fine, they're " Steven Colderts."