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 Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:51 pm
yo mommas so fat, that she has to bring a sofa with her to restaraunts.
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:29 pm
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my dog ate my sanity Crew
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:04 pm
its just a joke. i dont really mean it, ya know. i just think momma jokes r kinda funny.
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:31 pm
I know... I use them alot... well... not the actual jokes, just the mindless retorts that are insanely juvinile and annoying mrgreen
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my dog ate my sanity Crew
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:20 pm
here's a few!
" yo momma's so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled 'stop that twinkie!'"
"yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch!"
"yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code!"
"yo momma's so fat i did two laps around her and got lost!"
"yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'taxi!'"
"yo momma's so dumb, rednecks don't even like her."
"yo momma's so hairy, chewbaka told her to shave."
"yo momma's so stinky, skunks told her to get some deoderant."
these are some i heard from someone. xD
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:49 pm
Wolfgirl55 here's a few! " yo momma's so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled 'stop that twinkie!'" "yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch!" "yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code!" "yo momma's so fat i did two laps around her and got lost!" "yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'taxi!'" "yo momma's so dumb, rednecks don't even like her." "yo momma's so hairy, chewbaka told her to shave." "yo momma's so stinky, skunks told her to get some deoderant." these are some i heard from someone. xD lol.
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:51 pm
yo mommas so fat, that she puts mayonaise on asprin.
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:39 pm
Example of my uses for "your mom"
Teacher: You should do some work.
Me: Your mom should do some work
Friend: Someone took my sandwich!
Me: Your mom took your sandwich!
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my dog ate my sanity Crew
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:49 am
"Your mom is so ugly, when she did a model campaign, it was the largest murder in the history of the US. She was arrested."
i dunno. that one's random. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:04 pm
My favorite retort to those are "Oh yah? Well your a prostateitute"
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my dog ate my sanity Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:25 pm
ur mommas so fat, that she masterbates to a cookbook.
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:48 pm
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my dog ate my sanity Crew
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:05 pm
demonic_angel009 yo mommas so fat, that she has to bring a sofa with her to restaraunts. yo mommas so fat, that when she sits on an airplane, she sits next to EVERYBODY.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:38 pm
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my dog ate my sanity Crew
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:39 am
yo momma's so hairy, someone mistook her for a yeti and called the animal shelter. these are getting really lame.
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