Gunnery Sgt Hartman
New guild law: Everyone must join Vexxed's
dumb erotic Bill Murray cult.
cool We're watching another Wes Anderson/Bill Murray movie in my Psych class monday & friday.
I was so excited.
I said he was my husband.
I had to go to my car during that class today.
The teacher told me not to drink or do anything illegal at in the parking lot.
I came back and told her that I was really high.
Then she laughed.
Awesome story.
mine isn't as exciting
The other day.
I think it was yesterday
maybe
or something
maybe the day before
but i was driving to my house
mickey was 2 cars in front of me
and in between us was a big stupid cop
in a police minivan
he looked like one of those ******** mickey witched lanes and we drove side by side blasting music swurving all over the road
behind the cop