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Ok, what's everyone's favorite line from any of the books?

Mine? I can't remember if it's from CS or ID, but:

"Accidental sex?
Sounds like I fell down and there happened to be an erection in the way..."

It just hit me as sofunny that I started laughing out loud at work.

Here are a few of my favs...


"One thing I could always depend on was Jean-Claude. Pain in the a** that he was, he always seemed to be there. Dependable in his own twisted way."

"Necromancer with a chaser of werewolf; a drink to make any vampire giddy."
-JC

Anita: Jesus, are all vampires over 200 perverts?
JC: I am over 200.
Anita: I rest my case.

"Pimps beware. I was bringing the Master as backup. It was like carrying a thermonuclear device to kill ants. Overkill has always been a specialty of mine."

"My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flowerpot?"
I don't even remember what this is from... but it makes me laugh... mrgreen

"Cold-blooded killer that I am, maybe I could share my toy penguin with him."

"I hadn't worn a long-sleeved blouse since he (Bert) made the request. He'd turned the air conditioner up a little colder everyday. It was so cold today I had goose bumbs. Everyone else was bringing sweaters to work. I was shopping for midriff tops to show off my back scars."

"Live together? You want a house for three with Jean-Claude down in the basement and me chained out in the yard?"
-RAZ

"He could have the bed. I'd take the couch. What could be more innocent? Biker Nuns from Hell, but besides that."

"One thing I've learned about vampires-they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention."

"Anyone who tells you that size doesn't matter, has been looking at too many small knives."

By the way, there's a thread for this in the Laurell K. Hamilton forums... in case any of you want to go through all 17 pages... rofl

Ronnie: Okay, so he's a werewolf. No ones perfect.

^ from NIC

On one of Anita's Shirts : Punch Me And Your Dead Meat.

^ from Bloody Bones

^^ those were two of the lines in all the books that still make me laugh everytime i read them xD

I think my fvaourite quote fomr the series would ahve to be this

Anita: ******** you jean-claude

Jean-claude: I have already offered that ma petite

"We rescued Joseph, the lions' Rex, and his wife is still pregnant, for months and countiong- a record. Narcissus turned out to be a hermaphrodite, and he's pregnant, too. I'm not sure Narcissus should be breeding, especially knowing who the father is, but it's not my choice."

xd xd xd xd I fell out of my chair laughing when I read that paragraph.

JeanClaude: "It is not a threat, ma petite. It is the truth."
Anita: "No, it isn't. And stop calling me ma ******** petite." He smiled at that. I didn't want him amused by me. Anger replaced fear in a quick warm rush. I liked anger. It made me brave, and stupid. "******** you."
JeanClaude: "I have already offered that" His voice made something low jerk in my stomach.
Anita: I felt the rush of heat as I blushed. "Damn you, Jean-Claude, damn you."

"A gun out in plain sight attracts attention, but most people leave you alone. They often even start running, clearing a path before you. It made chases very convenient."

True evil wants to corrupt good, and once the good are dead, they are beyond the devil's reach. But the impure, to sacrifice them, to kill them- well, the devil gets his due.

Anita: "Drunk?"I asked. " What the ******** are you talking about?"
JeanClaude: "AAh, ma petite, you do have a way with words"
Anita: "Shut Up!"
JeanClaude: "Losing a quantity of blood makes you grumpy"He said.
Anita: "********: "Necromancer with a chaser of werewolf; a drink to make any vampire giddy" He giggled. Jean-Claude never giggled. I ignored him, if you can ignore an intoxicated vampire.

"I don't care how many times you've seen women carry guns on a thigh holster on television, it is damn awkward. You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on."

A- "Your too late to find Alfred"
E- "How too late?"
A- "I killed him last night"
E- "You always did make my job easier"
~ Edward thanking Anita

"I usually have to meet someone at least once before threatening to kill them, but I was about to make an exception."

"Fear will bind you closer than love, or hate, and it works a hell of a lot quicker."

"I hated it when I did something so inhuman and couldn't blame anyone else for it. Made me feel like a freak."

"Until you give up your nunnish ways, ma petite, I am playing monk" -JeanClaude

"If you came here to call me names, get the hell out of my office. If you have real business, state it, then get the hell out of my office."

Anita: "You are a pain in the a**"I said
JeanClaude: "And so many other places"

"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop."

"When you need to back up your threat, someone writhing on the floor in pain is almost as good as a body. Sometimes its better."

"I crossed my arms on my stomach. A psychologist would have said I was closed off, uncommunicative. ******** them."

"I told people that I'd chase them into hell to have my vengence, but I probably didn't mean it. "

"....the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs."

Asking Jean-Claude not to be a pain in the a** is like asking rain not be wet. Why try?

"What will happen when the new Richard meets the old problems...." -DM or something to that nature.

rofl! I love these! I should start reading the series again after I collect and go through the Dark Series....XP