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SMEG Radio Theme
RIMMER: Welcome to SMEG Radio!!! We are your hosts; Arnold J. Rimmer (2 m's, r at either end!) and-
LISTER: Me. Yo.
RIMMER: Indeed... well, we're here to hopefully play you some top songs, so let's get started with one of my personal favourites...
SONG 1
LISTER: Where did you get that recording?!
RIMMER: A stimulant was selling them on a backstreet in Lunar City 7. He seemed desperate to get rid of it...
LISTER: Whyd'ya buy it?
RIMMER: To remind you of how truly awful you were...
LISTER: Yeah... well, it's my turn to pick a song... erm...
SONG 2
RIMMER: GET THAT OFF!!!
LISTER: Sorry, wrong CD!
RIMMER: It better have been! Anyway... now to finish up the show, we're taking some calls... who's on Line 1?
LINE 1
*dial tone sounds*
LISTER: You sure know how to pick 'em, don't ye smeghead?
RIMMER: Is it MY fault that only complete and utter wackos ever phone? Now, if only Yvonne McGruder could get the number...
LISTER: Er. No. Alrigh'... have we got someone a little less crazy on Line 2?
LINE 2
*Rimmer hangs up*
LISTER: Whatd'ya do that for?!
RIMMER: No. Just... no. Alright, we'll try one last time... Line 3?
LINE 3
*Lister throws phone from studio window* Let's move on... a word from our sponsers:
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LISTER: The adverts Jewel's given us to play are smeggin crap 'n all...
RIMMER: Well, we're done for now anyway... now shut up and let's get out of here.
All sound clips property of their respective owners. The radio station idea is used with permission from Keldan, who originally made one of these, PRAT, in the Pirates Against Flaming guild... thanks Keldan! SMEG Radio idea (c) starlit_jewel 2005
