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 Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:19 am
Come on..Skits are fun! These are with KH characters, including our own..
(Asttrix is walking down the hall and notices Kriano eating something thats inside of a stick. She then shivers, remembering Kriano's past disgusting meals *A.K.A Rodents, something that looked like a Dusk's finger, but he wouldn't tell.* Walking up to him she asks smile
Asttrix: Kriano, what are you eating?
(Kriano stiffens up then his head turns around, but not reveiling what he has in his hands)
Kriano: Nothing....
Asttrix:...Come on, I know you were eating something.
Kriano: Ok..
(Shows her that it's one of her nobody's, a pixie, cut up inside of the stick. Asttrix looks shocked/semi-replused)
Kriano: Pixie stick?
THE END
*Note: Acting out each other's character's, you must stay semi-within their profile. Like..Riku and Sora making out.*
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:35 pm
..And as I read that, my mom was looking at me like "Wtf are you laughing about?" xd
(or in other words, that's funny =3 )
Hah...pixie sticks..XD
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:18 pm
(On Destiny Islands, Kriano is walking though the streets on a scouting mission)
Kriano (Mummering): Why do I always have to do the scouting missions..?
(A child walks up and stares at him while picking a booger)
Kid:Hey mister, why are you green, and with a tail?
(Kriano sweatdrops and backs away)
Kriano: Well, It's a costume..
Kid: Lemme wear it!!
(Kriano Now double sweatdrops, Kid jumps up and down, other kids join)
Kid: Come on!
Kid 2: Yeah, I wanna wear it!
Kriano: Come on, calm down kids...Hey not the tail!! Arrgghhh!!
(Kids overswarm him, we then fade out and find Kriano walking in the halls with several band-aids on him. Skeph. walks by.)
Skeph.: How was your mission? *He snickers*
Kriano: Shut up...
THE END
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:26 pm
(Kriano and Riku are having a face-off somewhere, some place)
Riku: Okay, depressive showoff!!
Kriano: 'Kay! I'm a nobody.
Riku: I turned to the darkness, and betrayed my friends.
Kriano: I become knocked out alot.
Riku:No chicks in the games love me!
(Kriano snickers)
Kriano: In a plot twist it turns out I have a fake heart and that I'm not really a nobody sence I have one. It also turns out that I'm a clone with false memories.
(Silence)
Riku: Man, you're life sucks.
(Sora pops up)
Sora: Everybody, be happy!!!
(Silence)
Kriano & Riku: Shut it!! We are TRYING to be depressive here!!
THE END
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:13 pm
Ah yes, skits are always fun. Those were funny XP
Xaina: *is listening to a CD player, while humming along to it... and it happens to be the crazy frog song*
Demyx: heeey, why don't we play it so everyone can hear it?
Xaina: but Axel hates this song!
Demyx: That's the point! *grin*
Axel: What's the point of what?
Demyx: o_o awww crap. DON'THURTMEEFORWANTINGTOANNOYYOUWITHTHECRAZYFROGSONG *runs down the hall*
Xaina: *as Axel chases him down* .... ding ding.
yeah, in my twisted mind, Axel hates the crazy frog song for two reasons
A) He thinks its annoying
B) The artist's name is "Axel F"
I'll come up with better ones eventually XP
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:49 pm
Kriano's world: Mission: Retarded.
(Kriano talking to Asttrix, Xenora, and Pi) *Notice I always chose them? That's because those are the only ones that I can remember.. sweatdrop *
Kriano (Pacing): Okay, my memories are false...I know!! I'll find Naminie, and she'll fix my memories just like Sora!!
Xenora: That plan is retarded, you can't fix things that aren't real!
Kriano: I can do it!!
Asttrix: No way. You're joking right?
Pi:....
Kriano (Getting upset): Fine, I can do it by myself!!
(Later, on Destiny Island, Kriano finds Kairi)
Kriano: Hey, Ma'am? Can I talk to your alternate personality?
Kairi: Who are you..and why are you in a dinosaur outfit..?
(Sora pops up)
Sora: Leave Kairi alone!!
(Sora pulls out Keyblade)
Kriano: Ohh..
(Screen fades to black and we here Kriano yelling)
Kriano: Oww, the pain!!! Not The tail!! NOOO!!!!
(We fade back in with Kriano in meeting with the three again, he is now brusied)
Xenora: How'd it go?
Kriano: Shut up.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 10:39 pm
*giggles* Poor Kraino he's so abused. xD
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:27 am
(Kriano visits alternate realites.)
Kriano: (Skipping like a girl) Lalalala..Ahh!! Black Hole!!!
*Goes though votex of time, while screaming and such *Still like a little girl*
*Hits pavement*
Kriano: Oww, where am I?
*15 Agents appear*
Kriano: Oh Em gee!! It's those agents off of that one movie!! Well if I'm not wearing those dark clothes I'll be okay!!
*Looks down and sees he still has orginization suit on..*
Kriano:Oh cra..
*We hear several shots and the black hole music pop up again*
Kriano: Where to now?
*Kriano gets dropped into a factory type thingy in a mass lava land*
Kriano: Where am I?
*You hear Darth Vader theme music*
Kriano:NOOOO!!!
*You hear several slashes and black hole theme comes up again*
*Kriano hits rubber pavement*
Kriano: Okay, where am I now?
*You hear several engines revving up.*
Kriano: Hey, is that Mario? Ahhh Turtle shell!! Painnn!!
*Black hole music*
Kriano: Man, whoever's doing this hates me!
*Now Kriano's tied to a chair*
Micheal Jackson: And now I'm gonna sing 'oops, I did it again'
Kriano: Theeeee Paiiinn!!!
*We fade out with the black hole theme and find Kriano's head stuck inside a toliet in the women's restroom, Xenora walks by and notices him"
Xenora: What the..!! Pervert!!!
Kriano: Wait I can exp..
*You hear several slaps and the skit ends with Kriano saying*
Kriano: The Paaaiiiiinnn!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:43 pm
Havin fun abusin yer own character? hehe
*Early morning*
Xaina: must.... stay...... awake...... *face falls into cereal* GAH! *snaps head back up*
Asttrix: You're reaaallly not a morning person, are you?
Xaina: gee, waht was yer first guess, shirlock? *picking cereal out of her hair now as she goes to get a new bowl*
Skeph(as Ossis? not sure '_'): *pops up randomly behind Xaina* BOO!
Xaina: gah! *accidentally hits head on cabinent door*
yeah, I suck at coming up with ideas xD
I'm not that bad in the mornings, but I like to exaggerate some things with my characters.... the fact I'm not a morning person being one of them.
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:22 pm
Do like having Xenora hate you? Ah well.
And so Mansex was born.
Xemnas: Alright everyone, I have an anoouncement!
Demyx: We're getting a dog?
Xemnas: No, we're-
Marluxia: Going to rule the universe with flowers?
Xemnas: That's your-
Axel: Have a barbeque?
Xemnas: NO! Stop guessing damn it! We're all going to change our names around and add an X to show our unity!
Saix: But we hate each other.
Xemnas: SILENCE! From now on, I'm Xemnas.
Xigbar: *thinks* But yer name isn't Ansem.
Xemnas: When I say silence that's mean stfu!
*Next day*
Xigbar: *walks up to Xemnas* Hey Mansex. *giggles*
Xemnas: He-STFU!
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:52 pm
Lights and Duckys
*At one of the meetings, everyone's sharing their Idea's. It is now Kriano's turn.*
Kriano: It's too depressing here. We need sunshine!!*Claps hands together, makes light pour out of his hands* And God said..'Let there be light!', Right?
*Everyone backs away*
Kriano: Hey, guys? Guys?
*Kriano looks around and the chairs are left on the floor.*
Kriano:....Guys.....*T.T* Nobody likes my ideas..wow a pun!!
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*Some morning*
*Kriano's in the dining area, grabbing a snack, and notices Xaina sleeping*
Kriano: Oh ho! Lookee here!! A sleeping nobody..*Gets close to her ear*
WAKEY UPY, SLEEPY DUCKY!!!
*Xaina's head snaps up, and notices Kriano walking cheerfully away*
Xaina: What the...
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:58 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:00 am
Kriano: Honk, BLARGH!
(Krianos walking through the halls as always)
Silver Trumpet: HONK HONK!!!
(Kriano jumps and ends up on the celing.)
Kriano: You scared me!
(Silver Trumpet hops up and down)
S. Trumpet: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK..(Continue this for around a minute)
Kirano: Arrgh, my ears! I gotta shut it up!
(It nows shows Kriano doing multiple things to the Sliver Trumpet, like rocking it in his arms, playing "Where's the Nobody? There he is!", until he finally crosses his arms and gives up)
Kriano: Okay..You made me do this.
(It shows the outside of the castle, and we hear a loud "HONK BLARGH!!" It shifts to Xenora)
Xenora: Man what happed to silence around here?
*Dusk comes from behind and trips her*
Xenora: Not again!!
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Kriano's World: Two hours later.
(We are in the dining area, which is white *Like everything else* Xenora notices Kriano playing some sort of instrument)
Xenora: I didn't know you had a instrument! Let me play!
(Kriano turns his head around, just enough that she can't see what he's playing.)
Kriano: You don't wanna try.
Xenora: Why not?!? Let me play it!
Kriano: Okaaayyy....
*Hands her a silver Trumpet head*
Kriano: You like playing the silver Trumpet?
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:00 pm
*falls on the floor giggling* My little Nobodies are soo cute, aren't they?
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:07 pm
(Kriano in a Rpg style battle against.. A heartless.)
Kriano: I'm gonna win! *Attacks for 1 damage*
Heartless: Hahaha! *Attacks for 0457046062056348065 damage*
Kriano: Oww! I didn't know I had that much HP! Now you force me to do this....* Kriano selects 'magic', and choses 'secret attack'
Kriano: OMG NOOB talk attack!!
*You see words like, Omg, Lol, Rofl, Leet, Skilz, lalalallalalallala; fill the screen. Heartless dies.*
Kriano: Lol! I mean..Mwahaha! And remeber kids, never play with noobs. They are deadly!
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