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 Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:16 am
I got the idea for this thread from a forum on GameFAQs. xd
I thought it'd be fun. I'll start with a funny one I found on the forum itself. If I state one, and it has the word "Bonus" next to it, whomever can name where the reference came from will get 500 gold. 3nodding
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***Bonus***: *During the battle with Demyx*
Demyx: Dance water dance!
*a rap song suddenly comes on*
Water Clone1: So dance....while I put you in a trance!
Water Clone 2: Sensation....feel the vibration!
Water Clone 3: So dance....while I put you in the trance!
SDG: WTF?!o_O
Director: Cut!
Demyx: So dance...while I put you in a trance, so dance!
While I put you in a trance, so dance! While I put you in a trance so dance! While I put you in a trance so dance!
While I put you in a trance so dance! While I put you in a trance so dance! While I put you in a trance so dance!
Director: I SAID CUUT!!!
Demyx: Work that body, work that body, make sure you don't hurt nobody.
Director:CUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!>.<
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 3:09 am
I got the reference fir that one. Star Ocean Till the End of Time. That song was boss music. You owe me 500g. razz
Here goes a blooper for you. 3nodding
Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
Sora: Aeris.
xd
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:04 pm
Here's a very good blooper...This doesn't happen anywhere in the game, just something I like doing once in a while...Kei knows me well for this kind of stuff...
Cloud = Aww come on, why can't I be in this game??? I'm in the other games, why not this one???
Producer = People no longer want to see the same character over and over again. I mean, look what happaned to Capcom and their Street Fighter series???
Cloud = But that's a fighting game and people actually LIKE the same kinds of fighters.
Producer = Well, that's beside the point, we don't need you until we decide to need you.
Cloud = Aww come on, you know you need me in Kingdom Hearts II???
Producer = Please, do you realize how much we payed you the LAST time we put you in a game???
Cloud = ..............................................I'll take a cut pay
Producer = No good.......
Cloud = ..............................................I'll only be in the background...
Producer = But we already have enough people in the background...
Cloud = ..............................................I could be a side quest....
Producer = We have over 50 side quests, don't think we need anymore...
Cloud = ..............................................
Producer = That's it, no more ideas???
Cloud = Well................................ stare ..........okay, fine, I'll go out on a date with your ugly, skinny, teeth rotting, pimple faced, awefully smelling daughter, but I'm asking for triple pay this time...
Producer = Done!!!
Cloud = This was your plan all along wasn't it???
Producer = Yes..... biggrin
[END]
xd
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:40 pm
It is very funny. It sounded what Alistor would said to get into Viewful joe 2.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:40 am
CooperTeam Here's a very good blooper...This doesn't happen anywhere in the game, just something I like doing once in a while...Kei knows me well for this kind of stuff... Cloud = Aww come on, why can't I be in this game??? I'm in the other games, why not this one??? Producer = People no longer want to see the same character over and over again. I mean, look what happaned to Capcom and their Street Fighter series??? Cloud = But that's a fighting game and people actually LIKE the same kinds of fighters. Producer = Well, that's beside the point, we don't need you until we decide to need you. Cloud = Aww come on, you know you need me in Kingdom Hearts II??? Producer = Please, do you realize how much we payed you the LAST time we put you in a game??? Cloud = ..............................................I'll take a cut pay Producer = No good....... Cloud = ..............................................I'll only be in the background... Producer = But we already have enough people in the background... Cloud = ..............................................I could be a side quest.... Producer = We have over 50 side quests, don't think we need anymore... Cloud = .............................................. Producer = That's it, no more ideas??? Cloud = Well................................ stare ..........okay, fine, I'll go out on a date with your ugly, skinny, teeth rotting, pimple faced, awefully smelling daughter, but I'm asking for triple pay this time... Producer = Done!!! Cloud = This was your plan all along wasn't it??? Producer = Yes..... biggrin [END] xd Okay...that one made me rofl. xd Got one. Namine: You won't disappear! Roxas: I'll...disappear...? Namine: Are you [bleep]ing deaf?! How loud do I have to say won't for you to get it?! Director: xd CUT!! Namine, get your lines, right!
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:49 am
Here's another blooper...
Sora = Okay heartless, prepare to die...
Director = scream CUT! stare Sora, what the hell are you doing???
Sora = stare Um, getting ready to fight the heartless...
Director = I see that, but what is that you got in your hands...
Sora = stare Um, a sword and shield...
Director = scream EXACTLY!!!
Sora = stare Okay, am I missing the point here???
Director = biggrin Ah, you didn't get the new re-write...
Sora = [Looking over re-write] stare This is a joke right???
Director = biggrin Nope, no joke...
Sora = stare I'm a warrior and my weapon of choice is a friggin key???
Director = ...Blade, Key Blade...
Sora = stare Who's idea was this???
Director = 3nodding Your dad's, it's your punishment for losing his executive bathroom key...
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:01 am
Once again, another blooper for you...
Sora = SHAGOOBOLA!!!
Squall, Cloud, Yuffie = .............
Sora = NEGALUN VELESTI!!!
Squall, Cloud, Yuffie = .............
Sora = JOOJOOBUNJOOLAT!!!
Squall, Cloud, Yuffie = .............
Sora = WALLAWALLABINGBANG!!!
Squall, Cloud, Yuffie = .............
Sora = Um, guys, why are you just standing there watching me, don't you want to learn some magic spells from this book???
Squall = *Whispers* Think we should tell him that's a children's book for elves???
xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:53 pm
Lol. That was a really good one as well as the other one.
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:12 pm
jdr_172000 Lol. That was a really good one as well as the other one. Thanks, Kei knows how well I am able to come up with the funny stuff when it requires it. Although I think Kei set me up by putting this here to lure me in.........and it worked. 3nodding xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:30 pm
xd Glad it did. Above two posts made my day. xd
Got some, though. 3nodding
At the very last battle, Xemnas is wearing a black and white coat. Sora starts playing a Saxophone and Riku plays the piano.
Riku: (sings) Xemnas De Vil. Xemnas De Vil.
If he doesn't scare you, then nobody will.
He's got that sly appearance and the looks that could kill.
O Xemnas, O Xemnas De Vil.
(everybody breaks out into a groove)
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Hades:
You're going down kid, but not by my brute force, or superior intelliect, or not even by the fact that I am the Lord of the Dead, but by simple annoyance.
Behold...my ultimate, super, amazing attack......
FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...FEEL THE HEAT...
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*During the Sora and Roxas fight*
Sora: WHO ARE YOU?!
Roxas: I'M YOU! I'M YOUR SHADOW!!!
Director: CUT!!! Where in the hell does the script say that?
Roxas: Page 128, second paragraph...
Director: Holy crap...we got the wrong script!
Meanwhile, later at Konami studios...
*Solid Snake and Liquid Snake are fighting with keyblades in a dark room with a circle of Sora on the floor*
Liquid Snake: WHY DID HE CHOOSE YOU!?
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***Bonus***
500g for whomever can guess the reference in this one. 3nodding
Scene at the Brink of Despair
Sora: Kairi, we're almost there
*Sora points his Keyblade at the Fortress to reveal a VERY long and glowing ladder to the Fortress*
Sora: Hmm. Guess we gotta climb, guys.
*Sora starts to ascend, when out of nowhere, My Sanctuary starts playing*
Goofy: Ya know, I think this ladder is singing...
Donald: Or maybe we're just going crazy...
Sora: Whatever it is, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *jumps to his death*
Donald: AH, MY EARS!! *tries to cover his ears, but slips off ladder*
Goofy: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH IT!! *jumps*
The Ladder claims another victim!
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:35 pm
Tron: Sora, race for the exit!
*Sora revs the engine*
Sora: Alright, here we go -
*Sark runs by and steels the lightcycle*
Sora: eek N*gga stole my bike!
I'll post some better ones later. I don't have much time to come up with them - Finals are next week ninja
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:03 am
Hmmm, I guess Another blooper is called for, here we go...
*Sora is suspended in the middle of the air, almost looks like he was about to strike a monster with this keyblade*
Squall = What the hell is the matter with Sora???
Cloud = I don't know, but if I had to venture a guess, I'd say he's practicing to be like Michael Jordan.
Squall = Well, he certainly has the hangtime for it.
Cloud = What should we do with him?
Squall = Well, we can't just leave him here, maybe if we wait a while, what ever trance he's in will wear off.
Cloud = Hmmm, I suppose, but I get this funny feeling i have seen this kind of problem before, if only I could recall the moment.
Squall = Lets wait and see what happens.
*40 minutes pass*
Sora = ....................................AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH *CRASH*
Squall = It's about time you woke up. What happened?
Sora = scream ARGH, I HATE GAMERS, I REALLY HATE GAMERS!!!
Squall = Um, did someone use a time stop spell on you?
Cloud = Did one of your spells backfire on yourself?
Sora = Worse...
Squall = How so...?
Sora = stare The owner of this game doesn't know how to take care of his CD's and there was a scratch on the CD and it read the part of the CD that was allowing me to teleport, only the game glitched and it sent me here instead. I really hate it when gamers don't take care of games like us.
Squall, Cloud = stressed Ditto...
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:20 am
TwilightPrince's made me lol. xd I Kei I -------- ***Bonus*** 500g for whomever can guess the reference in this one. 3nodding Scene at the Brink of Despair Sora: Kairi, we're almost there *Sora points his Keyblade at the Fortress to reveal a VERY long and glowing ladder to the Fortress* Sora: Hmm. Guess we gotta climb, guys. *Sora starts to ascend, when out of nowhere, My Sanctuary starts playing* Goofy: Ya know, I think this ladder is singing... Donald: Or maybe we're just going crazy... Sora: Whatever it is, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *jumps to his death* Donald: AH, MY EARS!! *tries to cover his ears, but slips off ladder* Goofy: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH IT!! *jumps* The Ladder claims another victim! Can no one guess this one? Are hints needed? neutral
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:47 am
I don't know, but I will try a guess. Could it have something to do with Marty python?
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:03 pm
jdr_172000 I don't know, but I will try a guess. Could it have something to do with Marty python? Nope. A hint: It's based on a game that's often steeped in criticism be it good or bad, thanks to its many cinematic scenes.
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