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 Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:52 pm
Emma was starting at her first day in the local pub as a waitress and she certainly wasn't having a very good time. The patrons were all lecherous men who would rather drop silverware on the ground than look her in the eye. She had just about enough when she went to her last table for the night.
To the customer: Can I take your order?
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:54 pm
To Emma: Yeah, I'll have a seltzer water.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:54 pm
*looks at him*
Surprised: That's all?
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:54 pm
To Emma: Um, some pretzels would be nice too, I guess.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:57 pm
To Derrick: Okay, I'll be right back.
*goes to get his order*
Shouts: Hey! Get off of me!
A man, who was obviously drunk, was busy hitting on Emma, and she couldn't get away from him. She was trying as hard as she could to avoid him, but he would lay off.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:58 pm
*taps the man on the shoulder*
To the drunk: Excuse me.
*punches the man in the face as he turns, knocking him unconcious*
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:59 pm
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:59 pm
To Emma: It's no problem. Are you okay?
*helps her to a chair*
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:00 pm
To Derrick: Yeah, I'm fine. Hey, haven't I seen you around campus before?
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:01 pm
Surprised she noticed him before: Mhm, we're in the same philosophy class this semester.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:02 pm
Remembering: Oh yeah, you are the guy who sits up front and always gets the questions right.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:02 pm
A little embarassed: Yeah, uhhh, that's me.
*blushes*
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:04 pm
To Derrick: I was going to ask you after class, but how did you get Monday's quiz right? It came out of the blue. He just put a chair up on his desk and told us to prove to him that it didn't exist. I was writing for almost a half an hour and you were done in a minute. How'd you do it?
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:05 pm
Still blushing: Oh, that... Well, I just wrote down "What chair?" and handed it in.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 7:05 pm
Confused: You mean he accepted that? That's certainly thinking outside the box.
*takes a sip of water*
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