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LOL!! I remember this campaign! heart xd I was the kender!! ninja ninja ninja xd . . . . and Blue_elf was. . . the. . . . . . er. . . eek HE WAS THE WIZARD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH *runs away in terror.*

I feel mine is gonna be slightly worse in comparison, because i can no longer remember the exact set-up. There are a whole lot of funny moments i know i could draw on (virtually every rp i've ever been in has at some point devolved inbust a gut laughing, with me and Ermak, we sometimes wind up giggling like school girls, and every time we seem to have contorl of it we glance abck at each other and it starts all over again, however for this one, It was me and kids at school, having fun with the favored scapegoat. THis was in my own world completely off the wall. I was DM, Inferno was my friend Jon Wright and Sankio is know as Jared IRL

Inferno: I strap dynamite to the wall and detonate it after getting a safe distance away

DM: THe dynamite explodes, magic crackles and the wall is completely untouched by th explosion.

Inferno: Okay I enter the building

Dm: Sankio is chained to the back wall of a cell. THe drunks have been removed this morning and the deputy is nowhere to be found (acutally there may have been a deputy there, either passed out or Inferno killed him, i cant remember at this point) THe keys hang on the wall out side of the cell.

Inferno: I get the keys and open the cell

DM: You see Sankio on the far wall, and the floor of the cell is covered in vomit at least 6 inches deep.

Inferno: Screw this you're on your own man *tosses keys towards sankio*

Sankio: Hey! C'mon...Please *is left alone. THen eventually bends down and must pick up the keys with his mouth from the vomit covered ground.

end funny scene one

Sankio:*strpped to a tree by inferno*

DM: A gadmir serpent emerges from the dense undergrowth and immediatly charges Sankio, spitting acid.

Inferno: *jumps out from his hiding place and burns/cuts up the gadmir*

Sankio: *surrounded by acid but miraculously okay* Hey! Let me down! Hey HEY DONT WALK AWAY!!!!!

*shrug* Wish i had some better recollections at the moment, but then I've had two field trips the past two days so i'm kinda brain-dead.

((Like the scene where the vampire licked Misopan's blood from his fingers... lol We've prolly got even better ones though...but like i sadi, i'm kinda brain dead and can't recall any of the uncommonly funny scenes right now, i just remember laughing so hard it hurt.))

My turn I guess. here goes.
This scene involved two elves, one was an almost paladinesque ranger. The other was a sort of assassin type fighter. I can't really recall why they were exploring a magical changing maze-dungeon together as they were always at each other's throats, but they were.


DM: As you pass through yet another identicle halway you finally enter a room which looks significantly different than the rest. The room is perfectly round, and 20' in diameter. Etched into the walls are faded frescos of ancient battle fields. In the center of the room is what appears to be a well. There is nothing else of imediate interest that you can see.

Fighter: Hmm, ok I'm going to go inspect the well. I just hope this isn't another stupid dead end.

Ranger: I'm going to look around, circling the room, to see if there's anything in the dust or maybe some secret passages.

DM: Ok, you're searching. *turns to the fighter* As you near the well you see an inscription that runs around the outside of the well in an ancient elven dialect.

Fighter: Alright, I can read that, what does it say?

DM: It says, "Those who seek to progress further, must first pass the test of courage, presented here."

Ranger: Have I found anything?

[DM rolls dice]

DM: No you haven't.

Ranger: Ok I go look at the well too.

Fighter: I tell him what the inscription says.

Ranger: *smiles* hehe, ok test of courage? I jump down the well.

[momentary stunned silence]

Fighter: What happens to him?

[DM rolls dice]

DM: Ok you fall over 60 feet and land on solid stone. You take falling damage. [damage is distributed]

Ranger: Oh, crap that's all of my hit points, guess I'm unconsious. Does anything else happen?

Fighter: *laughs hysterically* oh my gosh, that was incredibly stupid. Is there anything I can tie a rope to, to get down to him?

DM: No nothing else happens, you're lying at the bottom of the well in agony. However if you were consious you would see a wooden plank door next to you at the bottom. As for the rope, you don't need it. Set into the side of the well are metal rungs forming a ladder, all the way down.

Fighter: *more laughing* what an idiot, but I need him to complete this quest, so I guess I go down there and use his healing potions on him.

DM: Ok, his will bring him back to consiousness but he'll need more if he's going to be fully functional.

Fighter: You really are a total moron, you're lucky you're also usefull and entertaining I might add. Alright I give him my healing potions as well, and then I open the door to see what's next. Just don't jump down anymore wells.

Ranger: Well it said test of courage, and that was pretty courageous wasn't it?

DM&Fighter Simultaneously: No!

DM: in the next room...

You just (Ermak Edit: No Cussing!! It says that in the rules, please read the rules before continuing.) copied that from VG Cats.

This is one of those moments where you think If this were real "How???"

DM(me): There is a goblin in front of you and it attacks.

Paladin: Ok, I attack it.

Monk: Yeah, I'll join.

(roll goblin HP=1)

DM: Ok, paladin.

(Paladin Rolls)

DM: Oookay. Your swing misses wildly.

(Monk rolls.)

DM: umm...after the Paladin misses with his sword the monk runs up and punches it in the face...the goblin is dead...you gain 100 exp.

Monk: Weee!

Paladin: Darn it! You stole my kill! Wait...HOW!!

I would like to point out that if someone doesent wan't to see swearing they just put their bloody happy hopping bunny (sorry couldn't resist) filter on!