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acdwoj /ACK dwaaj/ (verb)
1. To try to attract attention by being incredibly reclusive.
2. To hide, with the goal of someone finding you.
"Acdwojes are common in schools today. Someone will get up, shout out a very detailed explanation of precisely where they are going to hide, show everyone a twenty-dollar bill that is a reward for the first person that finds them, and then, finally, they run out of the room with wet orange paint coating the soles of their shoes."

aisud /EYE sud/ (noun) plural: aisuds
1. An extremely territorial and violent animal found in the great plains
"The aisud roared and chomped a tree in half."
2. A testosterone-imbued and mentally underdeveloped human male
"The aisud beat his chest and ripped the oak table in half."

aisudpfo /EYE sud p' foh/ (adjective)
1. Resembling an aisud, but really meek and feeble "a sheep in wolf's clothing"
"Because he was an aisudpfo, Carl's feeble attempt at the football
tryouts did not go unnoticed."

asilgu /uh SILL goo/ (noun) plural: asilgu
1. the black slimy stuff that grows on the outside of windows when it is rainy.
"No matter how hard Randy tried, the asilgu would never go away."
2. a person who won't go away no matter what you tell them.
"No matter how hard Randy tried, the asilgu, Fred, would never go away."

asog /uh SOG/ (verb)
1. To soak something edible in a hazardous substance.
“Last Thanksgiving, Grandma Judy asogged the turkey to the point of it resembling a thirteen-pound Lego brick with a thick gelatinous coat of dehydrated coffee.”

difgufd (verb) (diff GUH fid)
1. To defile by means of slapping a George Foreman label on something. "Henry went into his brother's room with a labelmaker, and did unspeakable things, including, but not limited to, difgufding and 'obsceneization'."

diphga /DIFF guh/ (verb)
1. To exclaim one's futility in short sniffling noises, most often heard while playing a video game in which the difguher is beaten over and over and over and over and over again in exactly the same method.
"After Alfred had been shoved into the lava for the fifty-seventh time in a row, he started a long diphga session, and then he started to try to crunch his keyboard beneath the wheels of his swivel chair."

ebwikjbwd /ebb WEEK jeb wood/ (adjective)
1. On the verge of insanity
"As Patrick listened to the ebwikjbwd fortune teller, he made a mental note to call the psycho ward and report a 'soon-to-be' case."

edfh (EDD fuh) noun plural:edfhs
1. A female aisud; a masculine woman with low intelligence.
"Bertha, the edfh, was heartbroken when she ripped her Bob book in half on accident when she got angry that 'the little dog ran', and didn't stay to fight 'Sally.'"

efgdnf /EFF good 'nef'/ (noun) plural:efgdnfs
1. A flatulent, disgusting nerd
2. One who is likely to go into a state of being a flatulent, disgusting nerd
3. One in a state of nerd rage
"The word on campus was that Lester, the biggest efgdnf around, was going into a extreme farting session due to high radiation levels emitted from the sun."

egfod /EHG fod/ (noun) plural:egfods
1. A purely, thoroughly American dish consisting of Canadian Bacon, French Fries, and Belgian Waffles.
"Cindy was horrified when the caterers she'd hired for the Fourth of July party came out with egfod hash."

ehev /EH hev/ (noun) plural: ehevi
1. The noise made by a cat prior to vomiting
"Judy paused her stitching and listened. Being a cat lover, she had many felines. But she always feared the occasional ehevi coming from a room across the house, especially now with her new shag rug..."

eodn /EE ohd en/ (adjective)
1. Having a body part cast in a metal so as to "preserve" it after death.
"An eodn arm wrestler might preserve their arm. A male prostitute, on the other hand..."

eofre /AY oh fray/ (adjective)
1. An odd, irresistible urge to put on any form of cosmetic in public,
usually applying to elderly homosexuals.
"'Order! Order! The meeting of the Old, the Gay, and the Eofre has now come to commence! Put your hands over your perfumes for the pledge!,' shouted Wilburette."
Suffixes surprised us, -est, -er, -en

erfifg /URR fif 'g/ (noun) plural:erfifgi
1. One who couldn't care less about their personal hygiene.
"Some examples of erfifgi are Oscar the Grouch, Randy the Nice Bum, and the Grinch. Everyone should follow them in their efforts to make the world a dirtier, more Communist world."
Antonym: efioef

erfioef /URR fee oaf/ (noun) plural:erfioefs
1. One who is far too interested in personal hygiene; a "clean freak".
"Ernest, the local erfioef, entered the bar and immediately, everyone, everything, was covered in a thin layer of Lysol potpourri."
Antonym: erfifg

erjb (noun) plural:erjbs (ERR jub)
1. The sound someone makes after undergoing the incredibly painful process of excreting an enormous load of feces. Usually following erjhgs.
"After dashing out of the men's bathroom with a peice of toilet paper stuck to his left foot, Fredward, along with the rest of the people on the 7th floor of the ACNE building, began to notice deep, loud erjbs emanating from the men's room door and causing the fancy chandelier to sway to and fro."

erjhg (noun) plural:erjhgs (URDGE hug)
1. The sound someone makes before the exretion of an enormous load of feces.
"Fredward couldn't help to notice the rapid erjhgs coming from the stall farthest to the right. He was going to investigate but the sound of a gigantic explosion drove him off."

erky /URK eee/ (noun)
1. Dehydrated dog slobber, used as an adhesive spray by environmentalist tree-huggers with long, multicolored hair. Downside: it smells worse than the dog itself.
Erkywber (noun) plural Erkywbers (URK eee web ber)
1. One who practices the sacred Kylian art of creating armor out of erky. The armor is made in a web-like fashion.
2. An artistic hippy that lives in a giant orange tree with several bloodhounds.
"The erkywbers of Aenultidar had served Doltinax well; his legions were invulnerable to all but their own noses, which he had thoroughly clogged to prevent the disgusting odor of the erky from leaking through."

ewfuidgf /OOH fooh id guf/ (noun) plural: ewfuidgfs
1. The form of cat vomit that comes from when the feline 'inhales' it's food, a chunky, thick mixture of bile and foodstuffs.
"When Sheila entered the room, she realized what the scream she'd heard meant. She found the carpet cleaner suffocated on the floor, and a dark trail of slimy ewfuidgf liquid on the the way from the dead man to the open window."

ewjki /YOOJ kee/ (noun) plural: ewjks
1. An annoyingly cute animal that made soft "mewing" noises and wore pastels. They were hunted to extinction by aisuds who hated cute things. Thank god.
"When Cindy said that she wanted a ewjki, her father and mother decided to flip a coin on who would tell the whiny, sadistic toddler what extinction was."

finbr (FINN burr) noun plural:finbrs
1. An annoying plant that sticks to your clothing if you brush it as you walk by. The only way to remove it is through sticking it to a weaker asudpfo that follows you around.

fubr /FUH burr/ (verb)
1. To coat with duct tape.
Difubr (verb) (dee FUH burr)
1. To undo your fubring; to take off all of the duct tape on something.
2. To steal used duct tape from something else in the hopes of using it to fubr your own things.
"Bleagwuh fubrs all of his stuff, but then the duct tape starts to peel, so he difubrs all of his stuff and then repeats."

gwoothe /GWOOTH; 'th' like in then/ (noun)
1. A slimy, foul-smelling substance that grows in dark, damp, and inaccessible places.
Gwoothen (adjective) (GWOOTH in)
1. Like gwoothe; sinister and foul smelling.
"Erick, the school's gwoothen con-man, was now selling cans of water to the particularly stupid cheerleaders, saying that they could 'prevent shoes that you want at the mall from being sold to someone else.' He was bludgeoned to death six weeks later by the cheerleader's rabid football-playing boyfriends."

hewt /WHOOT/ adj.
1. One who is inclined to believe they are "big--boned" and are unable to accept the obvious fact that they're just plain fat.
"When Herbert played 'Dungeons and Dragons', he was known as 'Herberteth the Hewt', and often drew disturbing manga images of his character."

hwhwsoei (hwuh hwuh SO EE) (v)
1. To dangerously swing a random object
" Louis was forced to hwhwsoei his cat at the burglar to ward him off."
Note: This word often applies to rather violent kleptomaniacs at any Goodwill, Value Village, or Salvation Army stores.

ikufmje (noun) (ick UFF mmm jee)
1. an incredibly peculiar creature, intelligent enough to follow a religion, but uses that religion to benefit themselves.
2. A person who thinks that they should be able to get away from any crime by saying something like "God told me to do it."
"Unfortunately, in the 'red states,' many criminals escape by simply being an ikufmje."

iosf (verb) (AI awh sif)
1. To dislodge an item in one's nose by plugging the other nostril and violently blowing through the other.
"When Wendell was 'playing' with his pencil cap eraser, it somehow got stuck up his nose. Unfortunately, removing it required more than for him to just iosf."

irkpnuv (verb) (IRK pin of)
1. to represent one's opinions as values that everyone should follow. Basically, it's a very evil method of making people either feel forced to agree with you, or to think that you are more important than they are.
"'Let's just hope that we don't have any irkpnuving next election,' said the hopeful democrat."

jerg /JURRG/ (noun) plural:jergs
1. A kind of mouthwash for your butt, so when you fart, it smells like any of four great scents: strawberry, mint, bubble gum, or orange.
2. A common mispronunciation of the word "jerk" when someone has a cold.
"Everyone eat your chili and beans, so the world around may experience succulent strawberries, melodious mint, ballistic bubble gum, or...orangey...orange?”

kojezy (noun) (KAW juh zee)
1. A disease that makes you feel like you have to talk or your head will explode. Not dangerous, but counterproductive and highly contagious."
"There is only one thing more satisfying than watching a SWAT team come into your classroom, pump the stupid talking girl full of horse tranquilizers, and put her into a a big green bag that says "KOJEZY CONTROL" on it. It is watching a SWAT team come into your classroom, pump the stupid talking GROUP of girls full of horse tranquilizers, and dump them all into a big green bag that says "KOJEZY CONTROL" on it."

lif (LIHFF) verb
1. To smack weakly, mostly applying to the bad side of the nerd attacking the bully only to end up in the hospital 15 minutes later.
"Melvin liffed the bully, at which point the janitor brought in the giant spatula and handcart to transport him from a spot between the tiles in the bathroom wall to the ER."

mkibji /mih KIB jee/ (noun)
1. a person who, quite literally, spends the vast majority of their time at the mall.
"When the mkibji was asked if she sold her soul to the devil for the three-hundred and seventy-eight bags of clothes, she replied 'no, like, duh, it was, like, to, Meier and Frank, duh!'"

oghiud /OG hee uhd/ (verb)
1. To complain about things that you like, in the effort that you will get more of those things. The "things" are cheap and unimportant.
"Beedo oghiuded a lot, but he also complained a lot, so he starved to death."

ohef /OH heff/ noun (this one was...delectable...)/ pl: oheves
1. One who hunts D&D players for a living by luring them into his/her car through saying "C'mere, kid...I got an eighteen-sided dice I wanna give t'you...".
"Shelly couldn't resist the ohef's tempting transparent red, shiny gold numbered, perfectly made $.99 eighteen--sided dice with the offer of a ride home to save her nearly 20 feet of strained walking, due to her pale, fleshy body created by the horrors of 'Dungeons and Dragons' $60 2-page handbook on how to become irreversibly obese and pale as the white light from the computer screen she brooded over all day after repeating this unbelievably long sentence 105.382 times."

opax /OH packs/ adj.
1. The state of being obsessed with "Dungeons and Dragons" to the point where they try to cast "Magic Missile" on the bullies that beat them up.
"...And here we see the young opax Lenny being beaten brutally by a bully who thought he said 'Magic ***hole'."

podin /POD in/ (adjective)
1. Old and having retained a layer of baby fat.
"Bill had a severe phobia of elderly relatives; in his youth, he was frequently and by his podin aunts, who just 'thought he was the cutest little thing.'"

qekr /KECK ur/ (verb)
1. To mold one's fat into a practical but stupid tool
"On the third time that Hank had caught his wife drooling over one of those 'Ab-Slammer' commercials, he qekrd his flesh into a cup holder, placed his light beer in it, and asked "Do you really think those people on that commercial can do THIS?'"

qpofvne /KWIH poff nee/ (verb)
1. To stroke an animal's fur so hard to the point that it's eyes roll into the head.
"Melvin imitated the scene on Alien when the little alien comes out of the man's stomach by ripping a hole in his shirt, sticking the cat into it, screaming bloodcurdlingly, and then qpofvning his cat till it hissed."

qogmteq (noun) (KAAH gum teck)
1. An expensive piece of furniture that increases it's value when a pet damages it.

qogmteqie (noun) (KWAH gum teck ee)
1. A person who incourages his or her pets to damage the furniture.
"The smell, the shredding, and, especially, the pieces of fuzz all over the floor... there's just nothing like walking into a qogmteqie's house. Except, maybe, being beheaded with an old piece of orcish fruitcake by a chicken that took two years of French in high school."

rgow /URR gow/ (verb)
1. fTo defenestrate someone or something by means of whacking it towards the defenestration point.
"The renowned jock Anthony often spent his time swinging a baseball bat in his room during his homework - and in doing so rgowed many of his beloved trophies."

riuedb /REE YOO ed buh/ (adj)
1. Enraged; having a lust to fight
2. Having a lust to fight due to being intoxicated
"At the bar, oftentimes some riuedb alcoholic will beat a poor, innocent solicitor who had a bad day."

shjbrt /SHUDGE bert/ (noun) plural:shjbrts
1. The shoulder-shove that an unobservant aisud gives you in the crowded halls of a middle or high school. They can be very painful.
"Rolland had become increasingly jittery and overly-alert since the sixth grade. Some blame this on the hormones, some blame it on the teachers, but everyone agrees that the shjbrts that he got from the football players during Phys. Ed. played a major role in it."

SJW (acronym)
1. Some Jock Won
"When Bob's mom asked him how his tennis match went, all he said was 'SJW' and went up to his room."
Antonym: SNW- Some Nerd Won

snegoz /SNEE gawz/ (noun)
1. A foreign individual that disapproves of the customs of the country he is visiting.
2. A frenchly person.
"All was quiet. The snegoz strode into the restaurant, his eyes covered with an oversized red Beret, he complained about the 'NO SMOKING' sign, insulted the head chef, and strode back out just as calmly and frenchly as before."

snerf (noun) (Snerf)
1. The sound that something (usually a dog) makes when gobbling down food incredibly quickly.
"Everyone loved old Rufus, but when the snerfs started up in the kitchen, no one could hold back their laughter."
snerf (verb); snerfly; snerfing; snerfed;
1. To eat food incredibly quickly and messily.
2. To make a lot of noise by eating your food incredibly quickly and messily.
"'If I even catch one of you snerfing them pancakes,' Gramma Jean threatened, 'I'll shove yo plate right up yo a** buhfo' yew could say 'sowwer-doh!''"

snwekj /SNWECK ijj/ (n) plural: snwekjes
1. A loud talker who snorts in between words
2. One who talks annoyingly loud on a cellphone at inconvenient times
"Eventually, the snwekj was forced out of the restaurant, mainly because of his obscene phone calls but also due to his snorting that scared off the paying customers."

sufd (adjective) (SUH fid)
1. The state in which those who are obessive about Halo enter, very early into the addiction to the game.
"Ryan came to school the next day, all tired and sufd. He dropped out of school in the 8th grade to join the army and died the next month due to trying to 'kill the alien with a plasma grenade'."

uiosd (noun) plural:uiosds (YOO ee oh sed)
1. An odd animal with large nostrils that is a "gold digger" and iosfs often.
"'Son,' the tour guide said to Murphy, 'Whatever you do, don't breathe through your nose. The usually docile uiosd considers it a challenge."

urg /UR 'ga'/ (noun) plural:urgs
1. A devolved form of squirrel whose diet consists of wax, Spam, and caviar.
2. A noise made by a constipated individual.
"A candlemaker tycoon's greatest fear: a famished uprising of urgs."

XCV (acronym)
1. Xenophobically Certified Veterans
- XCVs are, basically, the group of people that were interested in the military by the signs that said "go to exotic places, meet interesting people, then kill them."
"In history class, Howard noted that most veterans were XCV's."


ygerf /YIGG urf/ (verb)
1. To repeatedly do various annoying things to someone subconciously.
"Frans was devastated when Hans started pummeling him after an innocent ygerfing session."

yuhdfb /YOO hud fub/ (noun) plural: yuhdfbs
1. A person covered in food, in any way, shape, or form
"After the food fight in the cafeteria, the chronic yuhdfb, Theo, was feeling quite refreshed."

ziosud (noun) /ZYE oh sud/
1. A creature, related to the aisud, that shares it's cousin's ferocity, but none of it's strength.
2. A mentally underdeveloped, testosterone-imbued, avaricious, great in circumference, sloth-like, ultraperverted, mutant pool of stagnant humanoid flesh that has no soul and makes a deliberate attempt at ruining your life.
NOTE: The difference between an aisud an a ziosud: a ziosud is worse.
"Sean."

lejkarf /LEDGE karf/
an idiot who doesn't get the first metaphor.

*bangs head on keyboard to get letters*
mnju
Muh-nin-joo
A magical, jewish Ninja. That kicks serious @$$

agjafnsfgioslioaeafgjlisajfsoeiavnioiuaglkjijiuiagt
ag-gu-jaff-un-sif-gi-o-eef-fig-jil-is-a
What you get when you try to play jazz piano on your computer's keyboard. The last 26 letters are silent.

Example: Thatlatu has come up with many hrombig words and objects, such as "wrong" (wu-row-nug).

wpleoh (noun) /wep LEE oh/
1. the tendency of people to create new, vulgar sounding words out of two or more other words that do not make sense.

Example:

uatsigu /ooh AWT see goo/ (interjection)
1. Shut up and listen