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 Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 3:02 pm
she has an increased
risk of
diabetes and
certain types of
heart disease
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 3:35 pm
Your mama's like McDonalds, open late and poor people can use her drive-through!
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 4:05 pm
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 4:30 pm
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both
sides of the family.
That, and her pants are made by
Hummer.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:06 pm
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:19 pm
Well Sup, your mom is so old she has a copy of the bible signed by the author.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:30 pm
core tactic Well Sup, your mom is so old she has a copy of the bible signed by the author. She's not even 40 quite yet.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:30 pm
Then I guess the Scientology bible.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:31 pm
core tactic Then I guess the Scientology bible. They don't call it a bible, dude.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:40 pm
"Placenta eating handbook"? "Guide to worshipping alien spirits"? "Let's all brainwash celebrities and then John Travolta though he hasn't acted in a good movie in a long time"?
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:03 pm
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:35 pm
your mother is so fat you hide her away in your house and treat her as though she doesn't even exist.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:39 pm
yo mama so fat she got more rolls than bakery
i duno, can never think of yo mama jokes
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:41 pm
Your mama's so ugly, she isn't very pleasant to look at.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:54 pm
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