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 Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:01 pm
^O^ Yoku irrashaimashita! (lit. Welcome (polite))
>=) Wahahahaha! You have stumbled into Crack Inc's thread! And now you're at our mercy............ <.< >.>;;;;; ^-^;;;; Ahem.
Anyway. Crack Inc is made up by me, Nadil, and Chibi Baka at the moment. >=D And you'll get your first deadly dosage of Crack Inc veeeeery soooon. Heheheh!
.............. <.< >.> But before we begin Crack Inc would like to reassure all viewers that the authors and company staff are NOT on crack. However false a statement that may seem. >=[]
UPDATE:
Boys will be boys
The Wind Witch
Bill
also! The horrible truth that comes to bite your a**... REVISED! >=D
SPOLIERS IS SOMETHING YOU VERY EASILY CAN SEE STARING YOU FACE TO FACE HERE!!!
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:03 pm
Members/staff of Crack Inc:
Nadil (creator)
Chibi_Baka (creator)
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Works done by Crack Inc
Works not done by Crack Inc
Works submitted by Crack Inc but not by Crack Inc
Works submitted by none Crack Inc members/staff who aren't the author either
Warnings, important notes or the like
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:05 pm
Crack Inc's productions:
1 - The Horrible Truth That Comes To Bite Your a** (page 1)
2 - Little Orange Hood And The Big Bad Cat (page 1)
3 - First love and first hate (page 2)
4 - THE MAGICAL PANTS (part 1; page 2 | part 2; page 3)
5 - Brrrrraaaaiiiinnnnnnssssss!!! (page 3)
6 - Romeo and Juliette (page 3)
7 - Not quite, Fedelta (page 4)
8 - Kharl's monster (page 5)
9 - Once Upon A Time In Dusis (page 6)
10 - Secrets Of The Past (page 6)
11 - Raseleane's Harem (page 6)
12 - Enemies and lovers (page 6)
13 - Return Of The Hen (page 7)
14 - True Parents (page 7; picture)
15 - Why you shouldn't put your nose into one of Nadil's generals' business (page 8 )
16 - Of Maids and Morons (page 10)
17 - Telephone at 5 o'clock (page 10)
18 - Miss Secret Agent (page 11; picture; half-breed)
19 - Femmy (page 11; picture; half-breed)
20 - Cosplay (page 12; picture; half-breed)
21 - Cosplay 2 (page 12; picture; half-breed)
22 - The Corpse Queen (page 12; picture; half-breed)
23 - The Past You Didn't Know About (page 12; picture; 4 pages; half-breed)
24 - Come Back Here!!! (page 12)
25 - Boys will be boys (page 12; picture)
26 - The Wind Witch (page 12; picture; half-breed)
27 - Bill (page 12; picture)
28 - The horrible truth that comes to bite your a**... REVISED! >=D (page 12)
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=D If you wish to tribute or become a steady member/staff member of Crack Inc just PM me with a story that fills the criteria!
Criteria:
1) Follow our color scheme when posting to make it easier
2) =D There is no such thing as no such thing in here
3) If you actually were on crack while typing your text we do not care, just don't approve. For your own health that is
4) =D What's OOC? Never heard of such a thing*sarcastic*
5) ALL pairings allowed, whether they be hetero, yaoi, yuri or TOTALLY crazy!
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:39 pm
=D Crack Inc proudly presents its debut!!
The horrible truth that comes to bite your a**
by: Nadil and Chibi Baka
Rath: *sits calmly, one leg crossed over the other, on his room in the Dragon Castle, in a comfortable armchair*
Kharl: *standing only a few feet away* Rath, there's something I've got to tell you...
Rath: *not looking up from his book* What?
Kharl: I'm your mother.
Rath: Tell me something I don't know. (see vol 12's side story)
Kharl: ... >=x Humph. I'm being serious here, Rath. But fine then... I'm a woman and the youkai Lord is your father.
Rath: *eyes widen, book drops from his hands* ... AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs screaming from the room*
Kharl: Wai-- ... *blinks* My Loooord! I think I broke him!
Nadil: *sitting in his office in Kainaldia, reading* Not again... I'm tired of patching him together. *sighs* Just give up and get over it.
Rath: *runs screaming to Ceisa's room* CEEEEESIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA!! *slams the door open only to find both Black, White and 'Normal' Cesia lying on the bed* O____O AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! (<-- continues on his previous scream) *slams the door shut*
Cesia x 3: ... *sweatdrop*
Rath:*runs screaming to Lykouleon's office, slams the door open*
Lykouleon:*looks up from his papers* Rath?! What is it?
Raseleane: *is sitting in there too with a cup of tea in hand, watches Rath worriedly*
Rath: *throws himself at Lykouleon, hugging the dragon's waist* That was horrible! You're the ONLY sane people in this place!!!
Lykouleon and Raseleane: *looks at each other, blinks*
(and back to these two)
Kharl: No! I want him!
Nadil: Quit being so stubborn, the Dragon Tribe royalties will be able to put him back together. I'm sure they have some glue in there.
Kharl: But I want THAT one!! (that one = Rath)
Nadil: You're too obssessive. *sighs* We can get another one.
Kharl: But I want HIM! He's my FIRST!
Nadil: *finally puts the book donw, irritated* If you don't shut up now I'm going to drag you back here and tie you down.
Kharl: Oh? Really? *smirks sensually* You would do that for me?
Nadil: -____-;;;;; No, I wouldn't. I WILL unless you shut up and come back here now.
Kharl: I WILL not! I want him and that's that!
Nadil: *snaps*
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:42 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:50 pm
OxO
Man, I thought I was a lunatic. xd
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:53 pm
>=[] XDDDDDDD There are more and probably/hopefully more to come!
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:30 am
^___^ XDD And this was one of our tamer ideas... we went through quite a few last night. whee
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:31 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:36 am
awesome. ^.^ i can see why you call yourselves Crack Inc. xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:04 am
=D Crack Inc proudly presents
Little orange hood and the big bad cat
by Nadil and Chibi_Baka
Cesia: *standing in a dress and a white apron* And don't you now forget to go straight to granny's house and deliver these poisoned cookies so that we may be rid of her once and for all. I'm beginning to tire of having officials as dinner guests just to hide what odd s**t granny's doing at her house. Though this last one was kinda cute... and sexy, definitely. Damn, why did he have to be a dragon. He seemed really youkai, tall and all dark.
Vierres: -.-;;;;;; Ok, ok, I got ya. *grabs the basket from the counter* I'll make sure granny's dead this time before I leave, but if I get pounced by anyone of her side-show freaks I'm out of there, ok?
Cesia: Hmm, maybe I could invite him again to see if he really was a pure dragon and not even a bit youkai... *muses*
Vierres. -____-;;;;;;;; Sure, ignore the messenger who's putting his life on the line. Whatever, I'm off. *walks out the door*
Ceisa: I'm sorry, did you say somethi-- *blinks at the empty room* Oh well, I guess I will start planning dinner then. ^.^
Vierres: *mutters something inaudible as he leaves*
--- >o> Speedy forward! *watches Vierres walking at a running pace as she pushes forward time*
Vierres: Wtf!?! Stop that!!
=DDD Ok! *stops clock abruptly*
Vierres: *because of too high speed and too fast reduction of movement flies head first into a big bush*
=o Whoops!
Vierres: *mutters curses and promises to kill*---
Vierres: *hurries along the path until he finally arrives at granny's house* *knocks* Granny, it's me, Vierres. I'm coming with some cookies that mom made for you.
--- =o Where did the "meeting the wolf in the forest go you ask? =D Wolfy-san didn't need to meet our little orange hood because he had spied on him before this. >w> The sneaky b*****d! XD ---
Vierres: *waits for some moments* Hey, granny! Are you listening, you b****!? *throws door open*
???: *from the bed* I'm sorry, I didn't hear you there, dear. Do come in.
Vierres: *mutters* I'm already inside, moron. *walks up to the bed with the basket* Mom baked you some cookies so that you finally might stop doing your crazy a*****e experiments that brings offici-- Ah, I mean... she baked you some cookies to make your old body feel a little better. >.<;;;;;;
???: How sweet of her to do that, and of you to bring them here, dear. Put them on the nightstand.
Vierres: *puts basket on said furniture before turning back to the bed* Oi, granny, what's with your big eyes?
???: Oh, it's just my latest glasses that makes them look big but I have them to see better in darkness when I conduct experiments.
Vierres: Oi, granny, what's with the claws?
???: I have got to have good claws to be able to tear those horrible burgulars and mail men coming with their horrid bills to pieces.
Vierres: *sweatdrop* So, granny, what's with that big mouth of yours?
???: It's because I should be able to eat those wonderful cookies you brough. *sudddenly and swiftly snatches the basket and turns it upside down, cookies (the only content) falling right into a waiting mouth*
Vierres: O_____O;;;;;;;;;;;;; Ok... Ah, granny, what's... *notices something* -.-;;;;;;;;; ... with that tail sticking out from beneath the sheets? Are you raping the forest animals too now? Because I woulnd't put it past your deranged self.
???: ... Crap! *covers suddenly fly to the side and the one beneath them pounces Vierres, throwing them both to the floor* *sits on Vierres*
Vierres: Wtf?! Oof!! Oh, gee, "granny"! Since when did you sprout ears and a tail?! *vien popping*
Gil: Since this morning. *smirks and sits on Vierres*
Vierres: Get off of me, you... cat!
Raamgaanas: *slams teh door open* Howdy ho everyone!
Gil and Vierres: O___o ... Run!!! *both jumps up and dives out a window*
Raamgaanas: It's hunting time! *raises his rifle before runnign after them*
Kharl: *opens wardrobe door and steps out snickering* That was that then... *still holding a cellphone and a note reading "HH - Hunters for hire" with a number on it*
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=o Hey, seriously! Just look at this pic and you'll get the face Ram was wearing when he walked/barged in. o.O;;; That wide grin just creeps me out.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:11 am
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:32 am
You know... This reminds me so strongly of something I can't quite place my finger on... And I'm really not sure I wanna know what it is. XDDD Brilliant!
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:52 am
XDDD But I wanna know what it is! *rubs Kamikits' head to make it warm up and maybe remember* >w>
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:02 pm
Nadil XDDD But I wanna know what it is! *rubs Kamikits' head to make it warm up and maybe remember* >w> ...It might be the time I got dragged around campus by my friend so we could stalk the guy she liked... ...Wait. That's happened multiple times... And at the mall once... >>;; Hmm... Or maybe it was that song my guy friend showed me that involved the singer getting revenge on his ex- girlfriend by signing her up to recieve beastiality porn ...Or... *ponders*
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