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 Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:03 pm
Rin: Hi! I'm Rin.
Shirou: No you're not. *tries to pull off mask*
Archer: Yes she is. Look at those breasts.
Saber: Moo.
Rider: Um... hello? I'm trying to kill you here and all.
Shirou: Shut up, she's got this thing glued on really well.
Rin: Aaaaaag- *screams*
Suzumiya: Hiiiii! 4laugh
Archer: What the hell are you doing here?
Shana: Get out of my spotlight, b***h.
Saber: Moo?
Stellar: Protect... cow?
Archer: ...
Saber: *chews grass*
Shirou: Stupid mask, come off!
Rin: *still screaming*
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:04 pm
omg whats up wif all this crap
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:06 pm
It's Fate/Stay Night, Suzumiya, Shakugan no Shana, and Gundam SEED Destiny thrown into a blender.
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:09 pm
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:14 pm
That was pretty random... And not so funny sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:49 pm
INT -- JINDAI HIGH SCHOOL -- CAFETERIA
It's lunch time, and as such, students and teachers alike are crowded in to get their meals. Kaname runs into Sousuke at the end of the line.
KANAME: Hi, Sousuke! Didn't fancy seeing you here.
SOUSUKE: Yeah, I seem to have run out of rations. Something's not right about this situation, however.
KANAME: Oh, come on, Sousuke! What's up with that attitude? Where's the spirit? Go in there with all you've got!
SOUSUKE: Okay, I'll try.
Sousuke pulls out his GLOCK 26 and fires three shots into the air. Everyone turns around and looks at him.
SOUSUKE: Hand over the shrimp now! Comply or be shot!
Edward Elric, tucked in somewhere along the line, gets pissed and flies into a rage.
EDWARD: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP?!
Yuki Sohma sighs.
YUKI: That's not the shrimp you're looking for, Mr. Sagara.
Edward's still pissed.
EDWARD: Hey, watch it, you little rat!
YUKI: This is the shrimp you're looking for.
Yuki gestures towards 10-year-old Negi Springfield, the latest addition to the Jindai High faculty.
NEGI: Who? Me? Shrimp?
ASUNA: YUKI, YOU RAT!!!
Asuna replies to Yuki's perceived insult by kicking him in the head, knocking him out cold.
KYO: You b***h! Only *I* get to beat up on Yuki!
ASUNA: Bring it on!
Asuna and Kyo charge at each other. Negi brings up his staff.
NEGI: That...wasn't...very...NICE!!!
Right before Kyo hits Asuna, Negi swings his staff at Kyo like a baseball bat, hitting him with such force that he's launched clear across the room and right out the window. Everyone is stunned speechless, and the silence persists for a few more seconds until Sousuke fires another shot into the air.
SOUSUKE: Once more! The shrimp! Now!
Yuki briefly emerges from his coma to speak up. He points at Negi.
YUKI: I told you, Mr. Sagara. That's the shrimp you're looking for.
EDWARD: Shut up, you rat b*****d!
Edward and Asuna simultaneously kick Yuki in the face, knocking him out again. More silence.
KANAME: Uh, guys, you'd better get Sousuke the shrimp he wants before he shoots more holes into the ceiling.
In response, everyone rushes the cafeteria counter.
NEGI: Come on, get Sousuke his shrimp!
EDWARD: Did you really have to use your gun, Sousuke?!
Kaname glares at Sousuke, who merely sweatdrops in response.
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:02 pm
You forgot the part where I come in and stalk Yuki, and then like molest him. rolleyes
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