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 Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:23 pm
Hello! This thread ish where we can tell jokes and riddles!
I luff jokes and riddles!
I COMMAND YOU ALL TO TELL JOKES AND RIDDLES OR I WILL DO UNMENTIONABLE THINGS WITH A RUBBER DUCKIE! x:
Post NOW! ^_^
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:26 pm
Unmentionable things with a rubber ducky?! gonk BAD IMAGES!!! BAD IMAGES!!! *slams head off wall before running away with his head dragging on the ground* OUTOUT!!! GYAHHH!!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:30 pm
Warning: Lame joke ahead. ;D
What do you get when you take the circumfrence of a gourd and divide it by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi! Ha! *Slaps knee.*
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:30 pm
OsirisOmega Unmentionable things with a rubber ducky?! gonk BAD IMAGES!!! BAD IMAGES!!! *slams head off wall before running away with his head dragging on the ground* OUTOUT!!! GYAHHH!!! Now tell a joke or the Duckie will be scared for life! twisted
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:32 pm
monkies uncle Warning: Lame joke ahead. ;D What do you get when you take the circumfrence of a gourd and divide it by its diameter? Pumpkin pi! Ha! *Slaps knee.* TEH LAMENESS! *rubs his eyes with bleach* My joke... There are 2 muffins cooking in the oven. One muffin says to the other "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" And the other muffin says "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!" *laughs*
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:37 pm
What do you call a bunch of blonds stacked up in a pile?
An air matress!
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:39 pm
Miraclewhip monkies uncle Warning: Lame joke ahead. ;D What do you get when you take the circumfrence of a gourd and divide it by its diameter? Pumpkin pi! Ha! *Slaps knee.* TEH LAMENESS! *rubs his eyes with bleach* My joke... There are 2 muffins cooking in the oven. One muffin says to the other "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" And the other muffin says "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!" *laughs* I've heard that one. D: Warning: lame jokes ahead. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted. Hahaha. *Slaps knee again.*
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:40 pm
monkies uncle Miraclewhip monkies uncle Warning: Lame joke ahead. ;D What do you get when you take the circumfrence of a gourd and divide it by its diameter? Pumpkin pi! Ha! *Slaps knee.* TEH LAMENESS! *rubs his eyes with bleach* My joke... There are 2 muffins cooking in the oven. One muffin says to the other "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" And the other muffin says "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!" *laughs* I've heard that one. D: Warning: lame jokes ahead. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted. Hahaha. *Slaps knee again.* *twitch* Lameness...overload gonk *mental breakdown* Edit: Where exactly did you hear my joke?
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:54 pm
Miraclewhip *twitch* Lameness...overload gonk *mental breakdown* Edit: Where exactly did you hear my joke? You know you love my lame jokes. xd From my friend Katylin. :O
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:13 pm
Warning: MORE lame jokes ahead.
What do you call a parrot that left? A polygon.
Where does a one armed man shop? At a second hand store!
Did you hear about the new Barbie doll? It's called Divorce Barbie. She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
Alright, now I'm out of here.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:14 pm
monkies uncle Warning: MORE lame jokes ahead. What do you call a parrot that left? A polygon. Where does a one armed man shop? At a second hand store! Did you hear about the new Barbie doll? It's called Divorce Barbie. She comes with all of Ken's stuff. Alright, now I'm out of here. The last one was the best xd
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:22 pm
lol jokes eh?
a man walks into a bar "OUCH!" *lol i had to be lame!!*
Ok how's this one:
a dumb blonde, a smart blonde, santa, and the easter bunny jump off a skyscraper. who hits first?
the dumb blonde none of the others exist.
hehe and i'm blonde too razz
ok this is ripped off of comedy central but i love it!
If an escalator breaks down they should post a sign saying "sorry for the convenience Escalator temporarily stairs."
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:40 pm
If Santa, the easter bunny, and the tooth fairy were playing poker for a million dollars, who would win?
No one, none of them exist xd
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:43 pm
Three little pigs walk into a bar and drink until 3am. then the first two pigs spend the rest of the night in the bathroom but the third pig goes home. when the third pig came back the next day the bartender asked why werent you in the bathroom with the other two little pigs? and the third little pig says "well im the pig that goes wee wee wee all the wya home!" xd
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:44 pm
Ninja Streaker Three little pigs walk into a bar and drink until 3am. then the first two pigs spend the rest of the night in the bathroom but the third pig goes home. when the third pig came back the next day the bartender asked why werent you in the bathroom with the other two little pigs? and the third little pig says "well im the pig that goes wee wee wee all the wya home!" xd lmao xd
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