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 Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:28 pm
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America...are the least useful professions (professional athletes, movie actors & entertainers) paid so disproportionally much compared to people with normal jobs...
Only in America...do people buy domestic brand tires, because they want to "buy American," and install them on their imported cars...
Only in America...the budgets for advertising non-essential items, like soft drinks, exceed the economies of many third-world nations...
Only in America...do we use the word politics to describe the process so well: Poli in Latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking creatures...
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:20 pm
Only in America can healthy people buy cigarettes in the front of the drug store, but sick people have to walk all the way to the back to get their prescriptions.
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:33 pm
Nice contribution Baka! xd
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:31 pm
BakaTulip Only in America can healthy people buy cigarettes in the front of the drug store, but sick people have to walk all the way to the back to get their prescriptions. ies of laughter.:
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:22 pm
Only in America can we have a monkey for a president
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:04 pm
Only in America do we have two presidents who's last name reminds me of pubic hair.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:32 pm
I can't play this game cuz I dun live in America T.T
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 2:23 pm
Kohki Only in America do we have two presidents who's last name reminds me of pubic hair. What does America get with Bush and d**k? Screwed.
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The Committee Staff Gaian
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:28 pm
I've seen the ones posted by AK before, but your contributions are great. xd rofl
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 9:05 pm
Completely true.
3nodding
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The Committee Staff Gaian
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:35 pm
I have a new one...
Only in America can you buy sex toys underage and get IDed to have your ears pierced. TRUE STORY!
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:26 pm
eek Really? The sex shop I went to the lady asked us how old we were. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:05 pm
AkureiKnight eek Really? The sex shop I went to the lady asked us how old we were. sweatdrop I'm gonna have to try that once I get to northampton... o_O
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:31 pm
BakaTulip AkureiKnight eek Really? The sex shop I went to the lady asked us how old we were. sweatdrop I'm gonna have to try that once I get to northampton... o_O Invite me over and we'll go shopping together. It'd be funny. rofl
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:49 pm
Saknika I have a new one... Only in America can you buy sex toys underage and get IDed to have your ears pierced. TRUE STORY! That is exactly true.
I went into Spencer's & bough handcuffs...
& no one asked me anything.
But I wanted to get my cartlidge pierced when I was thirteen, they had to have "identification" that I was thirteen.
'tards, Americans are.
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