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Roane Farhall

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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 8:46 am

Some guy was talking about taking over the world with his "undies"

Quote:

HI I AND UNDIE IS ASIAN CUS WE YELLOW, BOTH YELLOW OMG TWIIIN TWIIIN TWIIN

WE TRY BE BLACK YO DOODE PIMPIN G WUZZLE YO YO YO YO YO

BUT WE TOO ASIAN TO BE BLK KAN YOU PLZ HELP US?!?!?!?!?!?

e=mc2

Translation: Hi my undies and I are asian 'cause we're yellow, both yellow. Twins twins twins.

We try to be black yo dude pimin g wuzzle yo yo yo yo yo

But we're too asian to be black. can you please help us?

(heh... i did my best to translate it to a point where it made sense. direct translation was still in some foreign language.)

Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:17 pm

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crying It's so scary, it made me cry.

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KoshiDoragon

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Vanilla.Myu

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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 12:29 am

Oh my.

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:01 am

*twitches* Oh my...I bet you that person is not even asian...I feel insulted by him...and I'm neither Asian or Black...but I still feel insulted...v.v;

Mia Eidenschink

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Ebania

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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:43 pm

Mia's right.

I am neither Asian or black.

But whoever wrote that and I share one common thing:

A species.

*crawls up in a little corner and sucks thumb*

Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 12:04 pm

Um, not to change the topic to race or anything, but I don't really think that Asians are yellow, my friend Joy certainly isn't. And anyway, why would you care what skin colour you have, or is this person a 'iz it cz im blak?', kind of guy? *is thouroughly appauled at what little grasp of the English language the have.. shivers*

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Adelynthe

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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:46 am

Oh, wow. eek

Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:51 pm

This is why I seldom post in GD anymore.

Ame Yuki Kaze

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Eleusinian Mysteries

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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:24 pm

Without that translation, I would've never figured it out...Even if he didn't type badly, he still sounds like he would've been pretty crazy...The illiteracy ust makes me terrified of ever running into that guy.