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| Do you find the lack of humor in the RPs of this site bothersome? |
| I absolutely despise the sociopathic vaccum of this site! |
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| Never thought about it. (you actually can't choose this, because that means you totally missed the point of this forum). |
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| No, I like violence. A lot. |
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 Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:15 am
In the weeks that I have been on this site, I have encountered, again and again, a single recurring dilema: All of the RPers on this site don't know anything outside the confines of death. It's all incredibly serious, and it's all getting on my nerves, and it's all going to change, starting here, in this guild. I know that this guild has some self-respecting silly persons (Mazutec!!!). It's time for them to come out, and make fun of the world. Or their world. (they're seperate, you know)
Okay... I'll try to do the setup of this RP in a pretty easy way. And attributes suck, they don't have anything to do with anything, since there aren't any numbers on this site anyway (save the attributes, but I just covered up that matter).
Ummmm... Sooooooo...
PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:48 am
Okay. Themes are slightly pointless, but let's just say that the world is on the brink of destruction and we're all gonna die unless we do something about the evil darkness stuff. PREMISE: THE SKY IS DARK. THE EARTH IS DARK. THE SEAS ARE... UM... DARK. IN FACT, THE WORLD IS QUITE DARK NOW. IT'S NOT VERY FUN. AT ALL. DARKDAR, THE GREAT LORD OF DARKNESS, HAS SHROUDED THE LAND IN DARKNESS. BUT ONE THING STANDS IN HIS WAY: .....................................RANDOM HERO MATERIALIZATIONS. MAP:  -(Fill this out)- Appearence: Area of Expertise: Weapon: Age: Species: Gender: [other things you decide need stating]:
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:02 am
Here's me:
(Note: this character was taken from one of Thatlatu's RPs, and I apparently "killed it" (so to speak). I like the character, though, and it saves me a lot of thinking and typing.)
Name: Zort Garloph
Age: 67
Weapon: Giant Celtic Whack-o-Matic
Appearance: Grey hair and eyes. Tall, 6 foot 7 inches. Has wrinkly face and has a weird, off-center bald-spot on the left side of his head. Smokes, and it shows. Is wearing old-looking army clothes from days long gone, worn, but no holes. Glares at people a lot, especially when they are annoying him. Has a particular lust for "Blowing up the bad guys." Loses temper frequently. Smells like an old guy.
Species: Human
Area of Expertise: Is highly skilled in ancient Celtic Whack-o-Rama, the art of weilding a whack-o-matic. Most of his "training" was done when he was in the war.
Personal history: Served in a war, one that happened a while ago. Lives in a hut away from the city on the lake... which didn't show up... along with the rest of the map... better fix that. Anyways, he goes to the city sometimes to get stuff. Like beer.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:03 am
Bleagwuh Okay. Themes are slightly pointless, but let's just say that the world is on the brink of destruction and we're all gonna die unless we do something about the evil darkness stuff. PREMISE: THE SKY IS DARK. THE EARTH IS DARK. THE SEAS ARE... UM... DARK. IN FACT, THE WORLD IS QUITE DARK NOW. IT'S NOT VERY FUN. AT ALL. DARKDAR, THE GREAT LORD OF DARKNESS, HAS SHROUDED THE LAND IN DARKNESS. BUT ONE THING STANDS IN HIS WAY: .....................................RANDOM HERO MATERIALIZATIONS. MAP: -(Fill this out)- Appearence: Area of Expertise: Weapon: Age: Species: Gender: [other things you decide need stating]: Will it work now?
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:04 am
... this really sucks... try again?
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:14 am
(Expletive Deleted)! Well, until I figure out how to post images, you'll all just have to go by this:
Mountains in the north. Politicians lurk in the dark abyss.
Lake in the south. Villiage by lake (where zort is near!). Simple fishermen live there.
Big City in the east. New Yorkers live there.
West is forest. Hippies live there.
Everywhere else is a plain. Rednecks live there. And the Irish. They've got some really really great bars.
North and south don't have any reference to temperature in this.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:49 pm
Name: "Tye" (not his real name, which was lost in a book that he wrote that would have caused Ragnarok if he hadn't been stop and if the book where to be removed from the eternal resting place) Appearence:  Area of Expertise: Computer virus Weapinz: Tin whistle with built in laser action (like a lightsaber), tin whistle with built in karate action, and A laptop with a printer...in a briefcase. Age: 1940/g-a0%@&3a48873heoi3*@#*h038ty#*h@0 <--glitch Species: Philosopher Gender: None [other things you decide need stating]: Figured out the meaning of life, and was turned into a blob of infinity
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:03 pm
((This isn't bad actually. I doubt anyone other than me will ever come here, but it is pretty interesting. Also, you'll find that, RPing with me, things get too dramatic to be stupid and pointless, and then It's just as fun))
*Walks up to a hippy, for he lives in the forest, where peace runs wild* "Hey! Could you tell me where the man named 'Zort' is?"
HIPPY: "Whoa! You're like, psychadelic! Anyway, Mr. Bogus dude, I don't know where to find Zort, but you can probably find out."
((Thise woulde be ae grande olde time fore youe toe telle use where youe are))
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:11 pm
Oh. I'm in my cottage by the lake, next to the tree-dwelling 83-year-old women that dance around the fire naked for their obscure pagan ceremonies. Thankfully they do that deeeeeeeeeeep in the forest, so they can pray to the trees.
How do I post the stupid images, anyway? It's insane!
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:54 pm
Bleagwuh Oh. I'm in my cottage by the lake, next to the tree-dwelling 83-year-old women that dance around the fire naked for their obscure pagan ceremonies. Thankfully they do that deeeeeeeeeeep in the forest, so they can prey to the trees. How do I post the stupid images, anyway? It's insane! *Heads off for the above mentioned cottage.* Are you using photobucket? It sucks, but it works.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:59 am
I thought that the site would just get stuff off of my computer... This should work pretty darn well. (have you gone and checked out your serious RP?)
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:59 am
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The red blob at the top says "the mountains".
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:07 am
Anyways...
AS ZORT:
*sees object emerge from the forest. peers at it nice-an'-good, and he sees...
a creepy she-man skipping down the dirt road to his house. This puzzles him, so he gets up.*
CRACK!
*Zort's back goes out and he plops down back in his wicker chair. Clutches his shotgun, as it might be a monster, a soliciter... or maybe one of the dreaded "damn kids playin' on the yard again"s.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:36 pm
Bleagwuh Anyways... AS ZORT: *sees object emerge from the forest. peers at it nice-an'-good, and he sees... a creepy she-man skipping down the dirt road to his house. This puzzles him, so he gets up.* CRACK! *Zort's back goes out and he plops down back in his wicker chair. Clutches his shotgun, as it might be a monster, a soliciter... or maybe one of the dreaded "damn kids playin' on the yard again"s. I'm a colorful blob! NOT a she-man! Besides, I'm not skipping. *Runs up to the cottage, growing a rainbow appendage and waving to Zort* "I have brought ye a new weapon!" *pulls out Kylic Thwack-O-Matic*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:37 pm
Bleagwuh I thought that the site would just get stuff off of my computer... This should work pretty darn well. (have you gone and checked out your (expletive deleted) RP?) Yeah, it will. What's photodump?
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