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 Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 3:04 am
Well this is a place to share jokes. If you know a funny one please share!!! rofl
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 3:05 am
How do you find a pin in a rug? ...walk around in bare feet! wink
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 4:20 pm
mmmddd How do you find a pin in a rug? ...walk around in bare feet! wink Ouch. Thats all i have to say.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 7:38 am
okay, this isn't exactly a joke but it's a funny bumper sticker I once saw
"Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?"
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 5:03 pm
Nocturnal_by_Nature okay, this isn't exactly a joke but it's a funny bumper sticker I once saw "Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?" Haha.... thats funny.
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:05 am
(My french teacher told me this just to cheer the class up but it didn't go too well)
Well there was a little boy who had to go to the dentist. He was really afraid and his mother told him that the dentist was painless. So the boy went in and he came out smiling. "Mummy you were wrong about the dentist being painless because he yelled very loudly when i bit him!" blaugh
*not the best joke but i reckon it's cute! 4laugh
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:32 am
My French teacher told us that dentists have the highest rate of suicide. Why am I not suprised? wink
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:22 am
scream When is it good manners to spit in a man's face?
When his mustache is on fire! rofl
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:28 am
How do you tell the difference between a rooster and a hen?
Throw a bird some seeds. If he eats it, it's a rooster; if she eats it, it's a hen.
stare
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 10:19 pm
what is the Ultimate battle phrase to yell when entering battle? TESTICLES
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 1:22 am
No offence to blondes the blonde jokes! sweatdrop I have nothing against all of you, my bestie is blonde! 4laugh
A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 1:24 am
To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then red-head gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then the blonde gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her "why are you laughing?" the blonde replied "I just got the first one!"
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 1:30 am
Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were completely nude." They say fine, she strips naked from the neck down, and rolls the dice. Then she screams, "I won! I won!" She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away. For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says, "What did she roll, anyway?" The second dealer says, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 1:41 am
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
rofl
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 6:17 am
*becomes insulted with the 3 blond jokes* stressed
IM BLOND! IM A 7TH GRADER! I TAKE 9TH GRADE LEVEL MATH!!!!!
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