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Shigaiko

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:13 pm


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I haven't had a nightmare in which I died, or came close to it, since I was seven or eight and had nightmares about fire on a regular basis...

For some reason Australia was no longer a democracy and we were... um... presumably no part of the Commonwealth anymore, because the Queen of Australia had gone missing for years, so I was... Deputy Queen? XD; And the Gaia event was happening again in my backyard. Those cute little eggs were drifting around in the sky, and everyone was running around catching them. There's a fair bit of room in my yard, but not enough for thousands of people... meh.

Anyway, then the Queen of Australia came back with her friend, Adolf Hitler [omgwtfisn'thedead?!?!??!], and decided overthrowing me was easier than reclaiming her throne without bloodshed. o.O; I mean, I would have handed her throne over happily, but... oh, well.

Adolf grabbed a poodle which belonged to me [one of my Nintendogs. I have three white toy poodles, and I wasn't sure which was which], Miyu [the cat], and... Erica and Alex? O.o; Erica doesn't even go to Gaia... anyway, Adolf took those four and myself into my shed, which was a makeshift torture chamber. He tied us to separate tables and... I was so terrified for the others. ._.; And then... a poll suddenly came out of nowhere. o.O; Being a pollwhore [even though she's not - but she was in my dream XD], Erica couldn't resist, and voted on it. It took her to this place where she could continue eggwhoring. And Alex joined her when another poll came along. [It redirected them as opposed to bringing them back to the room, which was apparently the equivalent of a thread.]

He told us we had ten seconds left to die. Then, he... cut the head off a demon, and tied it to the body of a miniature Hitler doll... o-o; And then he cut the head off a squirrel and stuck that on, too... and, omfg, that scared me so much. And then I decided to stop panicking and started praying... and then the ten seconds finished and he started cutting into us... but we were already dead... and, then, I regained control and I thought "Alright... we're going to Heaven..." And this beautiful calm washed over me... and we were all just these shafts of light swimming up through dimensions to reach Heaven... and then God reached out for us... and I felt so relaxed... my dream sort of switched from first-person to third-person, then. I had the sensation, as we swam up [because we were swimming through light and air and existence o.O; If that makes sense], I was dreaming within a dream... and I thought I was actually dead...

And, then, I came back to the bit where Adolf Hitler grabbed us, and this time he actually tortured us, including sticking the poodle and kitty-cat in a bowl of hot water for hours. ._____.; It was horrible.

I woke up, and I was tired and shaken. x-x;


Posted with her permission, and purely for humour value. XDD

Winz. <3
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:14 pm


xD I win because I win. YAY!

...that made no sense, wtf.

Hiyori-chan


Shigaiko

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:14 pm


o.o; *throws poll at Kylie*
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:21 pm


Yay, poll.

+fights her pollwhoremania+ Cannot... resist... +votes+ o-o; +transported to the magical land of the muffins+

Hiyori-chan


Shigaiko

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:24 pm


XDD; *falls off chair laughing*

This is fun. :D
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:25 pm


It is. Thank you, btw~ I'm not freaked out now because I can laugh at my nightmare instead of sit here feeling depressed. n___n

I'm still freaked out from my newfound maternal urges, but... meh. >.<;

[I hate growing up. xD]

Hiyori-chan


Shigaiko

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:27 pm


...I don't... think that's something we should discuss here, so tell me what you mean via PM. XD;
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:27 pm


...don't ask. XD Just talking to myself.

[and it's not inappropriate! o-o;]

Hiyori-chan


Shigaiko

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:30 pm


...oh. Well tell me anyway. ;_;
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:31 pm


Mmkay. When you reply to my PM. XD

...and I've managed to drag this thread a little bit offtopic >.<

Hiyori-chan


Shigaiko

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:36 pm


In case you didn't notice, I scrapped the offtopic rule. ^^ I realised it's natural for a discussion to evolve, so don't worry. :D

And PMs are down. >__>
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:38 pm


Oh, okay~ XD

That's bad. x-x; Anyway, I've got this frantic desire to have a baby right now. I want a baby and I want to raise it and make it a good human being and be present on its first day of Kindergarten and throw birthday parties for it and watch its first step, and... I hope this passes quickly, because when I'm not off my rocker, I don't want a baby - I want a uni degree. XD;

Hiyori-chan


Shigaiko

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:39 pm


...oh. o_O Isn't that a natural part of female adolescence though...?
PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 1:31 am


I sure hope not. I sure as hell don't want a baby, and I don't want any sudden urges to have one. You should've see how my mom, grandma, and aunt cooed over this stupid baby doll I got for Christmas one year. They all wanted it and I wanted to drown it in the pool. It rests bottleless at my aunt's house now after a few years of being stuffed in the veyr top of my closet along with books I hate. >>;

Anyways, back to the dream thing, that's bloody insnae, Kylie, m'dear. I am so glad none of my dreams have ever been that bad before. I've had some freaky ones, but none like that. XD

Unhappy.Endings


Shiori.maxX

PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 10:35 am


That was the most amusing dream I've ever heard of.
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