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 Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:38 pm
Here's a Joke thread. Post new and old jokes you have heard. I got a few so i'll post them in the next post. But for now here is a gross one my brother told me last night xd
There were two gay guys having sex. One went out for a minute and said, don't wank, wait for me till I get back. 2 minutes later the guy comes back and sees sperm all over the bed. He says, I thought I told you not to wank evil The other guy replies, I didn't. I just fart-ed. rofl
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:41 pm
Another joke, (Answers in white)
Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.
Why did the bird fall out of the tree? The koala hit it.
Why did the Kangaroo die? Peer Pressure.
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:42 pm
The best joke ever made.
A guy walked into a bar. OUcH!
(The first time I heard this I was four. I thought the guy walked into a bar and got punched xd )
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:46 am
o.O And a riddle.
A year ago a man was on a plane. It crashed and everyone survived but his wife. Stranded on the island watching the seagulls pass by, (That would later have been cooked and served to him) looking out for a ship, the man finally saw one.
A year later, saved and returned to his home. He went out to the restaurant. On the menu was seagull soup. He ordered the soup and ten minutes later got it.
He took a sip, put down the spoon, walked outside and deliberately got himself hit by a car. Why?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:06 am
So, does anyone know the answer to the riddle?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:11 am
the man is a seagull?
I suck at riddles...
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:12 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:27 am
I have no flippin' clue...but I think I've heard something like this before.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:33 am
I made the riddle a bit eaiser...than you usually here it. I added the part about how he "supposively" had seagull soup on the island...woops I gave away another clue xD
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:37 am
It... Reminded him of his wife? confused
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:38 am
Is it because the soup on the island was better than the soup in the resturant? gonk
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:41 am
The soup in the island was made from seagulls that had been eating his mother. Upon tasting the soup in the restarant he realised he had eaten his mother. Thus. Suicide.
EDIT: NOT MOTHER. Wife.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:41 am
The soup in the restaurant didn't taste like the soup on the island which means he was eating his wife on the island and he was so filled with remorse he committed suicide?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:45 am
Lamination The soup in the island was made from seagulls that had been eating his mother. Upon tasting the soup in the restarant he realised he had eaten his mother. Thus. Suicide.
EDIT: NOT MOTHER. Wife.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:46 am
Lamination The soup in the island was made from seagulls that had been eating his mother. Upon tasting the soup in the restarant he realised he had eaten his mother. Thus. Suicide.
EDIT: NOT MOTHER. Wife.
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