*Snipes you all*
Anyways, I made this because Zae is taking a break, and our presence was needed here. ninja
The Story
---Day 1---
A giant giftbox sat in the middle of the town. It was unmarked.
One cautious GCDer approached it. She put her ear against the box and listened. Then, she sniffed it.
"Well, it's not ticking. And it smells like chocolate!"
The GCDers shrugged.
"Open it!"
After several minutes of struggling with the ribbon, the box fell open, revealing a giant chocolate easter egg.
"SWEET!"
"CHOCOLATE!"
"Let's eat it!"
"I'll get a knife!"
"I'll get a chainsaw!"
"I'll get the plates!"
The GCDers scrambled about. Soon, they were chopping up the egg into chunks, helping themselves.
"This is the BEST chocolate I've ever had!"
The chansaw made a grating noise, and died.
"It got caught on something. Erp. It looks like there's something metal in here... Someone grab a blowtorch. Imma melt the chocolate."
The GCDer began to melt the chocolate around whatever had broken the chainsaw.
They gasped.
The robotic portion of Zaeyde's face was now mangled, due to the chainsaw.
The other portion of her face was now slightly burned, glazed from the blowtorch.
Zaeyde was encased in the giant solid chocolate egg.
An autopsy later revealed that she had been drowned in the chocolate. The Crazed Killer likely put her in the mold, poured in the chocolate, and sealed it.
Additionally, the owner of a local gun shop was found dead, a hole in his head.
A rifle was missing.
Two killers were on the loose in the GCD.
---Day 2---
Angelic Ariusa walked down the dark, damp hallway, peering through the bars that supposedly housed jailbirds and criminals. As far as she could see, every cell was empty and bare. The Warden opened the door to one such vacant cell.
Ariusa glanced at her new lodging. The walls were nothing more than bars, giving the entire facility a cage-like appearance. He furnishings included a toilet, a wooden box, and a broken bed.
Charming.
Sighing, she flopped herself down on the bed. It squeaked, and a spring popped up and stabbed her in the back.
With a yelp, she jumped up. To her dismay, she was bleeding a bit.
"Son of a Sh--! What the sh-- kind of place is this? Who the sh-- would want to stay --"
Her blood ran cold as she made eye contact with her cell neighbor.
He was about six feet tall, extremely muscular and well-built. He had a green mohawk and wore no shirt; only an old, torn, weathered pair of black biking pants. His eyes were red, narrow, and fixated on Ariusa. She couldn't seem to look away; his stare was both hypnotic and somewhat...
Predatory.
He blinked, and she tore her stare away from his eyes, and to his most interesting feature.
An emerald green serpent tattoo ran all along his body. Its head was pointing down in the center of his forehead, tilted only slightly up so that it appeared to be staring directly at you with ruby eyes. It ran up from the center of his forehead, around his right eye, down along and around his neck, across his shoulders and arms, across his chest and around his waist, then dissappeared beneath the waistband of his pants.
Catching her staring at the snake, he commented in a distincly reptilian and sinister voice, with a hint of a beastialic growl.
"Would you like to ssssee wherre it endsss?"
He grinned maliciously, revealing teeth filed to points.
Ariusa shook her head quickly and looked away.
"My name issss Viperr. And yourrr name issss lunch if you pissssss me off."
Ariusa made a small squeaking noise and curled up on her bed.
---Later That Night---
The GCDers gathered in the center of town, confused. A few of them had recieved gifts, delivered to them on their front steps without a tag or sign of deliverer.
"I'm kinda afraid to open mine."
"After the egg... Yea..."
"How bad could it be? Just don't eat anything."
"Yea.."
One GCDer opened her gift. From the box, she pulled out an old fashioned Jack-in-the-box. Jack himself was even painted on the side.
Other GCDers opened theirs, seeing it as mostly harmless. Soon, the air was filled with the familiar song of the Town as they turned thier cranks.
-Doo do do doo do do dodo. Doo do do doo do do doo. Doo do do doo do do dodo. Doo do do doo do do doo. --POP--
Someone screamed. Impaled on the end of a spring was a... Hand.
More screams and yelps filled the air as they were opened.
A hand here, an arm there, a foot over there, and even.. A belly button.
"Ohmygod. I got the head!"
Manga Girl Peach pointed to her box. At the end of the spring, eyes glazed, neck still dripping, was the head of Desdemona Winchcombe.
At that second, a shot was fired, and Manga slumped over.
The GCDers looked around, but with no success. The Sniper had already gone, and they were left with two dead bodies.
There was a cold silence for a moment, before someone made a comment.
"Well, that brings new meaning to 'giftsnipe.'"
A few people snickered.
A younger boy pointed to his open box.
"Hey, what part of Des did I get? I don't recognize it."
Someone glanced and stifled a giggle. "You'll uh... You'll figure that one out when you're older. Now do us all a favor and close the box. That kind of stuff is against the TOS."
Angelic Ariusa has been voted off, Manga Girl Peach has been sniped, and Desdemona Winchcombe has been killed.
---Day 3---
Wielder of Mighty Pencil! stepped into her jailcell. While Ariusa's lay to the right of Viper, Pencil's was to the left. She glared at him.
"I don't think you're so tough. In fact, I know someone who's whipped bad guys three, even four times your size!"
Viper looked amused. "Oh rrreally? I'd be interrressssted to sssssee thissss perrrssson you ssspeak of."
Pencil shrugged. "Fine then. Hey, LUNK!"
A moment later, a young lad clad in a rather short green tunic, tights, and a green pointy hat stepped in. He had a belt strapped at his side, carried a shield, lacked pants, and had longish blondeish hair. Perhaps the most peculiar thing about him was the small glowing fairy following him, shouting 'Hey!'
Viper began to chuckle. "Oh, really? THIS is your hero? Your hero looks rather... Feminine."
Pencil's face turned red. "Well, he can whip you!"
Viper chuckled again, a low, grating, hissing sound. "Your herrrro'ssss assss good assss dead."
Pencil fumed. "No he's--"
Lunk let out an agonized "Ahhh!" followed by a sickening "Uh... Ugh.." as he fell to his knees and toppled over.
A bright green snake had attatched itself to his leg. Its sparkling red eyes flashed as it shot over to Ariusa's cell. The snake shot out and bit her in the ankle before she could react, and she too was soon dead. Viper sighed.
"Hmph. If you hadn't pissssed me off, none of thisss would have happened."
Pencil watched in horror as the snake began to drag Ariusa's body over to Viper's cell. Viper dug out a knife and plate from somewhere in the toilet.
"Ahh. I haven't had a decsssssent lunch in agesssss."
Pencil tried to cover her ears to block the sound of cracking bones.
---Later That Night---
The GCDers gathered in the center of the town, having yet again each recieved a giftbox.
"I don't want to open it."
"Yea. What if it's another body part?"
"I dunno. It feels to light to be a body part."
"Merf. I'll open mine."
The GCDer opened their box to reveal...
A large puzzle piece.
At least it wasn't bloody.
The other GCDers opened their boxes, to reveal the same.
"Well, we may as well put it together."
Half an hour later, the puzzle lay on the ground, mostly completed.
It was a huge photograph of a person hanging by the neck from a tree. The piece that would have made up their face was missing.
"I- I know where that tree is. C'mon."
The GCDers followed Kitty Krazy.
Sure enough, they soon found the tree, and a body was indeed hanging from the tree. Taped to his face was a puzzle piece.
Kitty removed it.
"It's Fate Himitsuyama!"
::BLAM::
Kitty Krazy slumped over, dead. She clutched the puzzle piece in her hand, which was later removed to complete the puzzle.
The Sniper was nowhere to be found.
Wielder of Mighty Pencil! has been voted off. Fate Himitsuyama has been killed, and Kitty Krazy has been sniped.
---Day 4---
Pie Mahn entered his jail cell, cringing a bit at the state of things. The mattress was old, with a spring popping out. Looking closer, he noted a trace of blood on the tip.
A shoe was sitting just outside the border between his own cell and Viper's. He noticed Wielder in the cell on the other side of Viper. But they had voted off more than just one..
"Wielder, what happened to Ariusa--"
Wielder cut him off. "Pie Mahn. Don't. Ask."
Glancing into Viper's cell, Pie Mahn spotted a green tunic, brown boots, and other assorted clothing bits. He bent down to get a closer look at a boot closest to him.
"Gee, I've never seen a boot like that! What store do they sell that in?"
Viper turned, glittering red eyes fixated on the newest jailbird.
"Pie Mahn? Ahh, but doessss he tassssssste like pie?"
"Wh--"
Pie Mahn couldn't even finish his confused question. The next thing he knew, an emerald green snake shot out of the boot, mouth open, fangs aimed straight for his neck.
Then everything went black.
---Later That Night---
The GCDers nervously opened their newest gifboxes. They seemed to be a regular occurance at this point; all leading to the death of someone different.
"Gloves? That's not TOO bad. Leather gloves."
"Hm. I got a belt."
"I got a... Pillow? It's leather too, and stuffed with something... Odd. Ugh. It's one of those hair pillows. Eugh."
"I got boots. Awesome! And they fit!"
Egotistical Moose blinked. "I got an entire leather purse. Something's in it."
She opened the bag and pulled out something round and... Dripping.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S EIRO'S HEAD!"
Sure enough, it was. Eiro's head was shaved, and the rest of the body was... Missing.
Or, rather, the skin was distributed among the GCDers in a variety of 'leather' items.
"It all makes sense! The clues! The Killer must be--"
::BLAM::
Egotistical Moose slumped over.
A small notepad slipped out of her pocket, a few clues scratched upon it.
"Oh my... Son of a SH--! That was the NEWSREPORTER! Now we're screwed!"
The Sniper had done it's work.
Some of the GCDers tossed their 'leather' garments into a pile in disgust, while others actually... Kept theirs.
"Oooh, a leather thong! I'm keeping this!"
Additionally, some GCDers went in to visit Viper... And were never to be seen again.
Angel_of_Battle, Panda Pocky, InsaneKlown69, Ancharos, D e l i r i o u s, and S V E N were all gone.
Pie Mahn has been voted off, Eiro has been killed, and Egotistical Moose, the Newsreporter, has been killed.
Angel_of_Battle, Panda Pocky, InsaneKlown69, Ancharos, D e l i r i o u s, and S V E N have been removed due to inactivity.
---Day 5---
Ax was pleased to throw Padme Potter of Hobbiton into the jailcell, having so narrowly escaped Viper's wrath himself.
Padme glared at him before settling herself in the vacant cell.
"Eew. There's blood on this bed!"
She gulped.
"Aren't there supposed to be... more people here?"
Viper hissed.
"I ate them. And you'rrrre nexsssst."
Padme screamed.
"AHH! No! Eat Wielder! Not me! I want to LIVE!"
Viper shrugged. "Okay."
Viper shot his arm through the bars and grabbed Wielder by the neck.
Padme turned away, choosing to hear the crunching of her throat rather than see it.
---Later That Night---
The GCDers gathered in the center of town, utterly confused. They'd come to expect a gift on their doorsteps by now, and one had not come.
"Maybe Padme's the Killer!"
"Yea! We got her!"
Stinky_Chacha grinned. "Now all we have to do is catch the Snipe--"
::BLAM::
Chacha slumped over, a hole in her head.
"....Crap."
"Uh. Guys. What the Sh-- is that?"
The GCDers turned, and gaped.
"Uhh..."
A giant green box was... Shifting... its way over to the group. First it jumped, then it slid, and then it fell over with a loud 'OW!'
The GCDers glanced at each other.
"Uhh... You open it."
"No, you."
"No, YOU!"
"Fine."
One GCDer approached the box and untied it.
Out toppled...
A G-Team member.
The G-Team member climbed out and brushed themself off. "I protected one of you lousy GCDers, and the Killer tied me up and threw me in this box!"
The GCDers snickered and walked away.
Padme Potter of Hobbiton has been voted off, and Stinky_Chacha has been sniped. A G-Team member blocked the Crazed Killer's attack.
---Day 6---
Meiko_Michan gulped. She'd seen many more than just Padme walk into this jail cell, and only she remained. Her and... Viper.
"Pad... Where's Wielder? And Pie Mahn? And Ariusa?"
Padme shook her head, fearful. "They're gone. Gonegonegone."
Meiko glanced fearfully into Viper's cell. He was sleeping, a sinister grin upon his face. She crawled over to her bed and curled into a tight ball. Soon, she was asleep.
Padme watched in horror as Viper's snake uncurled from the tight coil upon Viper's chest, slithered through the bars, and bit into Meiko's neck.
She didn't even wake up.
Padme would never sleep again.
To make matters worse, the snake just left her there. Already, Padme could see the purple tinge and bloating in her face.
---Later That Night---
"Dude. I'm NOT opening it. If I get the flippin' head, I'm gonna get shot."
"Yea, but we need to know who dies!"
"WHO GIVES A SH--?! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
Roger Silverwood shook his head. "You're BOTH wimps! The odds of having the head is relitively small. And besides. Just because you have the head doesn't mean you're DEFINATELY getting shot! Watch."
He opened his box, and Bellecat's severed head stared back at him.
"Oh sh--."
::BLAM!::
Roger Silverwood slumped over.
"Well, that takes care of that."
The GCDers opened their own boxes to find various severed body parts. It seemed the Killer hadn't taken the time to do anything more creative with the body than cut it up and send it to them.
Boring.
"Wanna play catch?"
"Sure."
The GCDers tossed the ol' Bellehead around for a while before going to bed.
---A Little Later That Night---
"Are you ready?"
"Yea."
"Yea. It's not worth it."
"Right. If we jump now, the Sniper won't shoot us."
"And the Crazed Killer won't dismember us."
"Ok. One. Two. THREE!"
TriskDaemon, Druki, Newspop Reporta Tyra Bang, Qwake, TwiddleDumb, Ksrugi, Rere r us, Ziggurat the Eighth, Constant Virtue, UnDeR AcHiEvEd, My Chemical Suicide, and Elm Tree all jumped off the Cliffs.
Halfway down, they relalized this may not have been the best idea, as the Gino/Gambino thing was still down there 'Bwahahaing.'
Meiko_Michan has been voted off, Bellecat has been killed, and Roger Silverwood has been sniped.
TriskDaemon, Druki, Newspop Reporta Tyra Bang, Qwake, TwiddleDumb, Ksrugi, Rere r us, Ziggurat the Eighth, Constant Virtue, UnDeR AcHiEvEd, My Chemical Suicide, and Elm Tree have all been removed due to inactivity or have dropped out.
---Day 7---
::KnockKnockKnock::
"Just a second!"
Jacki Jinx shook her head. She'd been waiting all day for this grilled cheese sandwich, and she wasn't going to be interrupted now.
::KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK::
"Wait!"
Bread goes into toaster, and... *click*
::KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK::
"Oh, for the love of L0cke!"
She stormed over to the door and opened it, and was faced with...
A hoard of GCDers.
"Come on, Jinx! We've figured you out! We know you're the Crazed Killer!"
Jinx froze.
"Oh... Sh--."
She backed up and grabbed the toaster, aiming it at the GCDers.
"You'll never take me alive!"
The toaster launched the now flaming toast at the GCDers, smacking two in the face.
"HA!"
She backed up, tripped over the cord, and landed in the bathtub that happened to be full of water and directly behind her.
::ZZTTTZZTTITTTZZT::
She staggered out, hair frizzier than normal.
Still clutching the toaster, she grinned at the GCDers.
"Dacapita oooofff Gambeeeno ish... My mom. Dacapita of Durem iisshh... NorfDakota."
One GCDer glanced at the other, blinking. "North Dakota? Where's that?"
The other shrugged. "Never heard of it."
One giggled. "We have nothing to worry about now. She fried her brain! She's gone loony."
A GCDer removed his ball and chain and clapped it onto her ankle. Another removed her shackles and clamped them onto her wrists.
"Hey. Look!"
One GCDer opened her closet, and a cascade of present boxes tumbled out.
"Looks like we've found our Crazed Killer."
"Yep. One down, one to go."
The GCDers left the house, content.
---A Little Later---
Viper paced his jail cell, his snake slithering behind him.
"No one new? That'sssss no good. I'm hungrrrrry."
He eyed Padme.
"No! Please! I want to live!"
She got down on her knees. "I beg you for my life! Please! Don't kill me!"
Viper paused, then knelt down by the wall, closer to her. He took on an almost caring... sympathetic even, tone.
"Do you truly value your life?"
Padme nodded, tears in her eyes.
"Give me one reason to keep you alive."
Padme opened her mouth, then closed it, dumbstruck. She was being given a chance! What would she say? "I--"
Viper's snake shot out and bit her in the neck, then began dragging her under the bars.
"Too late. And I was hungry."
---Later That Night---
"Dacapita oooof Aekea ishh da rock. Dacapita ooooooof my toaster issss tubesocks."
Jinx made her way through the middle of town, very, very slowly, dragging her ball and chain as she went. She rambled on and on, making little sense, aimlessly wandering.
"Decapita ooooooof da rifle isshhh... Your head."
She turned and looked directly at Roy Salamandra.
::BLAM::
Roy Salamandra slumped over, a hole in his head, now pouring blood.
They may have found and incapacitated the Crazed Killer, but the Sniper was still loose... And watching.
Jacki Jinx, the Crazed Killer, has been voted off, and Roy Salamandra has been sniped. Hids, thezoster, and Sylfaen have been removed due to inactivity.
Story Update
---Day 8---
Axmainian stepped into the dank, deserted cell, confused. He could have SWORN they had voted more people here... All he could see was one figure curled up in the corner of a cell.
The lighting was very sparse, being only a single lightbulb here and there.
Creepy.
Ax stepped into an open cell and reluctantly closed the door. In the cell next to him was the single figure he had seen upon entering. They didn't look like anyone they had voted in... In fact, Ax had never seen him before.
"Hey."
No answer.
"Hey!"
Again, no answer.
"HEY!" This time, Ax scooped up a pebble and tossed it at the jailbird's head.
It collided with a dull ::Thuck!::, bounced, and landed on a pile of what appeared to be some sort of rope.
The 'rope' uncoiled and raised itself at Ax, hissing. Suddenly, it wrapped its tail around the bars and shot through toward Ax. Using the bars as anchorage, it wrapped around his leg and drew him closer, closer, closer, until he was up against the wall. Just as it seemed the snake would drag Ax under the bars, it lashed itself around his other leg, anchored it to the bars, then twined itself up his torso, lashing Ax to the bars as it went. Soon, it had bound Ax spread-eagle to the barred wall of the jail cell, its face swaying and staring directly into his face.
Ax couldn't move.
Viper didn't move.
---Later That Night---
"Decapita ooof Fish ees Monger."
Jinx wandered the town aimlessly, once again. Some GCDers stopped and mocked her, while others ignored her. Others still got out of her way as quickly as possible.
Anael De Erza was one such mocker.
"What's the capital of Shut?"
Jinx blinked at her.
"Decapita ooof Shut is Up."
Anael snickered.
Jinx went on.
"Decapita of da hole ish yourhead."
::BLAM::
Anael de Erza slumped over, a shocked expression frozen upon her face.
Axmainian has been voted off, and Anael de Erza has been sniped.
---Inactivities will be nulled for this round due to lack of time.---
