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 Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:23 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:23 pm
Greetings, one and all, to the Fourth Annual Gaia Ball, an age-old tradition that started many a year ago. This event is a yearly tradition which is constantly held by many denizens of Gaia, the world we all live in. Throughout those ages, there have been many changes within this world: Men have died and were reborn, women have come and gone, and little creatures have sought power.
Of the three, only one matters.
Yes, Lord Grunny, the savior and destined ruler of this and every other world, has come forth from the darkness to bring light upon the weary eyes of the blind. He has come forth to bring about music and melody towards those were are deaf. Yes, and he brings forth a new sword of dominance and a shield of protection. His Lordship has done this and so much more...
Us mere mortals are unfit for his presence! Yet... he is humble enough to walk amongst us, letting us see his glory and presence. One does not have to fear the great Lord Grunny so long as their loyalty holds true in their heart.
He knows... yes... he knows the worthy and the righteous.
He knows the wicked and the cruel.
He knows those who seek to bring a new age of happiness and content to the world, and those who seek only to bring about destruction and pain.
And there will be pain. Yes, my friends, for redemption does not come at an easy price. You who have not atoned for your sins have a heavy burden upon your shoulders, and one must humble themselves to lift such a burden up and off of their body. Yes, you must have a clean soul before standing in the great Green Master's presence.
Then, and only then, is your respect truly shown.
Come with me, oh Avatarians of Gaia. Come with me to the distant future where his Lordship's paw may rest upon the throne. Come with me to find truth and happiness. Come with me to find a utopia. Come with me to discover that this world's filth and transgressions are merely a thing of the past...
Come with me... to Lord Grunny's Empire.
Hail Lord Grunny!
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:23 pm
Rules:
As with every event-related thread upon Gaia, some order is needed so that anarchy and chaos do no spread like wild-fire in a forest of oil-drenched Kikis (not that such a thing would be bad).
- You are obligated to follow the Terms of Service and Rules & Guidelines
- - - I mean come one people. Look who you're dealing with here, eh?
- Do not spam excessively within this thread.
- - - By excessively, I mean don't go around posting "blah bump blarg" every single post.
- Do not cyber on this site.
- - - Yes, kiddies, not even in the Private Messages. *slaps*
- Blasphemers will be taken to the vaccination room and will be reeducated.
- - - Lord Grunny really loves you. *pat pat*
- Advertisers will be shot.
- - - No soliciting without my knowledge.
- Airez's Harem is very welcome.
- - - But Kitty gets more privledges. heart
- Please enjoy yourselves.
- - - Or else...
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:23 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:25 pm
Hail The lord and Master of the Grunny Empire!
The one and only Grunny!
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:27 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:28 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:29 pm
~Tsuki wa kawarazu shizuka na mama de~
Hail Lord Grunneh! heart
~Ame o furasetsuzuketa...~
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:29 pm
A grunny walks by... *marfle-marfle*
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:32 pm
*bows down* All hail the grunny lord!
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:32 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:34 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:37 pm
Y haloz thar peoplez. whee
"Hail Grunny" n' stuffizzle. 4laugh
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Newzpop Reporta Tyro Bong
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:39 pm
Hail our lord and master. Plus he can hump better than anyone else can.
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