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 Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:04 am
Here are some of my favourite comicbook quotes: "Crazy. Dumb. Crazy. Sticking fingers into LIGHT SOCKETS kind of dumb" -Tim Drake/Robin "Don't you have another colour? This makes my hair look too red" -Jimmy Olsen "Hey everybody --Batman made a funny! Batman made a funny!" -Ted Kord/Blue Beetle "She...she got past my force field. My impregnable force field. I..I feel so pregnable." -Kon-El/Superboy II And, because I couldn't resist. 
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:39 pm
xd Oh my gosh that picture! Genius!
Ok, er.... I'll have to do some looking things up, i can only remember one.
(This happens just after a psychic has given Cassandra Cain the ability to understand speech)
Barbara Gordon: Window?
(Batgirl points to window)
Barbara: Cellulite?
(Batgirl points to Barbara's legs)
whee
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:46 pm
I've got more, but Here's a good long one. It's from Sentry & Hulk, and it's all internal stuff. Quote: "Hulk will smash shadow man!" you shouted, with as much bravado as you could muster, "Hulk will...Hulk will..." At that precise moment, you felt it for the first time. In an instant your world ended, and life on the underside of Hell began. You see it even now, Hulk--The entirety of your time on earth all wrapped up in a nice, neat package by the Void. They are all the moments you've ever wanted to escape from. You're a little boy with a livid red mark on your nose, courtesy of Daddy. Your nose is numbed by the pain, and there's a scar on your heart that'll never go away. You're an arrogant young man who's just developed a weapon of mass destruction. You make the obligatory protests about how your science was never intended for this sort of thing...but deep inside, you're interested to see what happens. Well, you find out, don't you? And it's not so interesting any more. There's a beautiful girl, and she's not going to live. her father is going to hunt you down. You're a monster--a killer. If you had the nerve you'd put an end you yourself, and that would save a lot of heartache. But you're too much of a coward. You'd rather keep pretending you're one of the good guys searching for a cure. Even though secretly, you're never going to try very hard to find one. You see all the bad time...past, present and future. The Void gives you all the truth you can handle. The beautiful girl dies. And one day--far into the future--so do you. All this you saw as you fell for what seemed an eternity towards the ground. Your entire life...your painful, tragic death. The Void's words echoed inside you as you plummeted towards harsh reality below. "I'm going to destroy you, Hulk. I'm going to be the one who finally drags you into an eternity of torment. And when you get there, my big, green friend, I'm going to spit in your face. "I will hate you forever, because the Sentry loves you."
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:07 pm
girl_no_13 xd Oh my gosh that picture! Genius! Ok, er.... I'll have to do some looking things up, i can only remember one. (This happens just after a psychic has given Cassandra Cain the ability to understand speech) Barbara Gordon: Window? (Batgirl points to window) Barbara: Cellulite? (Batgirl points to Barbara's legs) whee That was mean
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:40 pm
The Missing Puzzle Piece girl_no_13 xd Oh my gosh that picture! Genius! Ok, er.... I'll have to do some looking things up, i can only remember one. (This happens just after a psychic has given Cassandra Cain the ability to understand speech) Barbara Gordon: Window? (Batgirl points to window) Barbara: Cellulite? (Batgirl points to Barbara's legs) whee That was mean Yeah, but the girls was trained to be the worlds greatest assassin, what can you expect?
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:28 am
Guy:*looks at unconscious PowerGirl* Hmmm....
*POOF*
*Guy's Devil anti-conscience appears*
Anti-conscience:Go on already! You know you want to, she's out like a light. She'll never know.
*POOF*
*Angel conscience appears*
Anti-conscience:Well? You got anything to add?
Conscience:I don't have to add anything. Guy knows the difference between right and wrong. He is a hero after all.
Anti-conscience:He's an anti-hero.
Conscience:Close enough
*both disappear*
I love Guy Gardner heart
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 11:10 am
The Missing Puzzle Piece Guy:*looks at unconscious PowerGirl* Hmmm.... *POOF* *Guy's Devil anti-conscience appears* Anti-conscience:Go on already! You know you want to, she's out like a light. She'll never know. Oh god, I'm a horrid person- I really shouldn't have laughed sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:01 pm
Because I am lame, here are some quotes:
[Sinister is rolling the wheelchair of Professor X away.]
Professor X: Where are you taking me?
Sinister: To the one enemy of the great Charles Xavier. [pushes the wheelchair down the stairs.]
Professor X: [to his cat] Mystique, that's enough.
Wolverine: The hell kinda handle is that for a cat?
Prof. X: I once dated a young woman who went by that name.
Wolverine: What was she, a stripper?
Colossus: I am riding a monster's nostril. I really should concentrate.
Magneto: Nazis? Do I look like a failed artist with a neurotic grudge against his father and the world? I am a force of nature, boy. I am Magneto.
Shadowcat: After this mission, I am so totally changing my nickname. "Shadowcat" sounds so Neopets.
Jean Grey: I am an X-Man... and save the sex-change jokes.
Phoenix: Hear me, X-men! No longer am I the woman you knew! I am Fire and Life incarnate! Now and forever - I am PHOENIX!
Superman: Ha, ha, ha! Smash -- kill!
Mystique: God, I just love open-minded girls!
Superman: Foolish, foolish girl! How easy it would be to snuff out your life now. but... But perhaps I won't kill you. Not just yet, at least. You're very beautiful, Wondergirl. There are other things we can do before you die. We can learn if a beautiful woman can suffer, suffer as I have suffered, scoffed at by all the world's beautiful women.
Mystique: I'm pregnant.
Sabertooth: And I thought this day couldn't get any better.
Emma Frost: Patience, darling. You're doing fine. Of course, Kitty thinks I'm mentally controlling everything you say...
Scott: But you're not, right?
Emma: you will never see me naked again.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 11:13 pm
ChlorineFriday Because I am lame, here are some quotes: [Sinister is rolling the wheelchair of Professor X away.]Professor X: Where are you taking me? Sinister: To the one enemy of the great Charles Xavier. [pushes the wheelchair down the stairs.] I think I have a scan for that xd Stairs hate me too.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:47 am
ChlorineFriday Emma Frost: Patience, darling. You're doing fine. Of course, Kitty thinks I'm mentally controlling everything you say... Scott: But you're not, right? Emma: you will never see me naked again. yes! whee I love that quote- I laughed so much when I first heard it
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 11:58 am
I love you Jean heart
Bad guy: "Seamus Mellencamp is your worst nightmare, babe."
Jean: "You might believe that. But I've already LIVED my worst nightmare...MORE than ONCE. Would you like me to SHARE it with you? In my worst nightmare...I'm JUST myself. Not the PHOENIX. Not MADELYNE PRYOR. Not even MARVEL GIRL. I'm JUST Jean Grey...one of the most POWERFUL PSI'S on the PLANET. The frightening thing is, in my dream, I'm not afraid to LOSE MYSELF in my mutant ability. I CUT LOOSE. Completely. THAT'S my worst nightmare. SEE?"
I can see the sparks already:
"The name is JEAN mister... and I have just about HAD IT with you! I have TRIED to like you, Wolverine... obnoxious little UPSTART that you are... but for the LIFE of me, I don't know why I made the EFFORT! So shut your MOUTH, and get into the life cell... NOW!... Before I lose my TEMPER!"
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 12:51 am
DisembodiedGwen I love you Jean heart Bad guy: "Seamus Mellencamp is your worst nightmare, babe." Jean: "You might believe that. But I've already LIVED my worst nightmare...MORE than ONCE. Would you like me to SHARE it with you? In my worst nightmare...I'm JUST myself. Not the PHOENIX. Not MADELYNE PRYOR. Not even MARVEL GIRL. I'm JUST Jean Grey...one of the most POWERFUL PSI'S on the PLANET. The frightening thing is, in my dream, I'm not afraid to LOSE MYSELF in my mutant ability. I CUT LOOSE. Completely. THAT'S my worst nightmare. SEE?" I can see the sparks already: "The name is JEAN mister... and I have just about HAD IT with you! I have TRIED to like you, Wolverine... obnoxious little UPSTART that you are... but for the LIFE of me, I don't know why I made the EFFORT! So shut your MOUTH, and get into the life cell... NOW!... Before I lose my TEMPER!" You just got me hooked on Jean Grey heart (AND I can't stop laughing at 'Marvel Girl', don't know why)
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 3:13 pm
The Missing Puzzle Piece DisembodiedGwen I love you Jean heart Bad guy: "Seamus Mellencamp is your worst nightmare, babe." Jean: "You might believe that. But I've already LIVED my worst nightmare...MORE than ONCE. Would you like me to SHARE it with you? In my worst nightmare...I'm JUST myself. Not the PHOENIX. Not MADELYNE PRYOR. Not even MARVEL GIRL. I'm JUST Jean Grey...one of the most POWERFUL PSI'S on the PLANET. The frightening thing is, in my dream, I'm not afraid to LOSE MYSELF in my mutant ability. I CUT LOOSE. Completely. THAT'S my worst nightmare. SEE?" I can see the sparks already: "The name is JEAN mister... and I have just about HAD IT with you! I have TRIED to like you, Wolverine... obnoxious little UPSTART that you are... but for the LIFE of me, I don't know why I made the EFFORT! So shut your MOUTH, and get into the life cell... NOW!... Before I lose my TEMPER!" You just got me hooked on Jean Grey heart (AND I can't stop laughing at 'Marvel Girl', don't know why) : Yesss! I'm so happy. 4laugh One down, one billion to go. I was never impressed with the name Marvel Girl. I prefer Phoenix, Jean Grey, or Razzmatazz the red haired goddess of righteousness. Feel her power! domokun
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:59 am
Quote: "These are desperate times, Surfer. Stop dwelling on your bleeding heart and join us. Stand with us!" "I cannot. My 'bleeding heart' is my guide. And it bleeds even for Galactus." Firelord and the Silver Surfer, from Annihilation: Silver Surfer.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:39 am
Deadpool "What kind of geek maneuver is THIS? I`ve seen tougher G.I.JOES than you! I mean before the got that sissy LIFE LIKE HAIR fuzz and KUNG-FU GRIP crud. An` also before they got shrunk down, the poor dude. I`m talkin`
ogirginal PLASTIC hair, fatigue wearin, scar on face, ten inch tal, TOUGH-GUY g.i.joe! "
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