So. If you know me you know that I'm a b***h. Or at least, a b***h when I'm mad. If you don't know me, well. I'm a b***h when I'm mad. Because so many people make my bitchyer and just don't understand how I work, I made a guide to me. Because I'm a cocky b***h. Yay!
A Guide To PadmeBecause she gets confuzing, and it's nice to know why.Okay. You're seeing this right now because either I just posted it, or I'm quoting it because I'm being bitchy.
Or maybe someone else is quoting it because they found a reason that this makes me suspicious in some future game. That would be cool.
Anyways. These are some things you need to know about Padme to avoid making her angrier and coming off as an idiot. Even if you only seem like an idiot to her, taht should be enough. Because Padme's just that cool.
Here we are:
1. Padme is a Drama Llama. A big one. When she gets a bit pissy, she gets really bad. She swears a lot, she flames a lot, and she is mostly not fun to be around, unless you find this amusing. You've probably noticed this before. If not, you're blind, stupid, or new.
2. Padme makes WAY to big of a deal out of little things. AND WE KNOW THIS. Padme knows this. There is no reason to inform her that this is just a game, because Padme is aware of this. Padme may seem to be completly oblivious, but in reality, she isn't. She knows she's being stupid. As much as she might not acknowledge it at the moment, she does know it.
3. Padme DOES NOT MEAN IT. Padme really isn't mad. Or pissed at you (Usually). Or really taking this game to seriously. She's just getting caught up in things and is acting like it. DON'T TELL HER SHE IS TAKING THE GAME TO SERIOUSLY BECAUSE SHE ISN'T! Really. She's just acting like it. Later she'll find this whole situation hilarious, or at least be fine with it. This can be vouched for by many sources, if you're ambitious enough to find them.
4. Don't take her bait. Padme will try to get you to say things that she doesn't like so she can blow up at you. If it even seems like she might be doing this, ignore her. If she keeps going, keep ignoring her. Padme is like a dog. If she gets bored enough, she will leave.
5.Padme does not like being made to look like an idiot. At all. SOme people find it ammusing to be the butt of others jokes, but Pad does not. So don't talk about how stupid Pad is because she is doing this. Or seriously dis Pad in general, unless you can word it to sound nicely, or aren't calling her names, but telling her what she's doing that you don't like. But please, don't tell her to stop being a Drama Llama, or to stop swearing. She won't, and there isn't anything wrong with it.
6. Don't talk about Padme's blow ups after she leaves. The only time Padme backreads is aftere she's blown up. And if you said something mean about her, she will call you on it.
7. Do not call what Padme's doing tension, or adding stress to the game. It isn't if you don't make it that way. If no one commented on Padme's bitchyness at all, Padme would eventually stop, and be infinatly less mad. Padme is just being Padme.
8. Padme doesn't hold grudges. Padme put Ego on ignore after she was killed in sniper game 5. She took her off a few days later because she fealt bad., and wasn't angry anymore. Padme really didn't feel angry when she put Ego on ignore. Just during the initial shock. Padme will do the same for you if you're bitchy to her. She'll get mad at you, and get over it. Padme is terrible at holding grudges, and believes in second chances. And third, fourth, and fifth. And probably more. Of course, if you make it to your fifth chance, Padme probably shouldn't like you anymore, but she probably will if yo've stopped being mean. This has been proven.
Okay, woot! You've acually read it! Or you might have just skipped to the bottom, but whatever. If you get mad at Pad after this, Pad'll go crazy on you. Like, really. Don't try it.
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