I smell bacon

[Forever Zero]

♪Racing all around the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
Causing panic everywhere they go
Party-hardy on the Minnow♪

SS Minnow's Crew

Forever Zero - Pirate Captain
kanin - First Mate
Manwe - Galley Cook
Lady_of_Laputa - Stoaway
Enadariel - Damsel in Distress
Sailor Namek - Spy

Johnny Depp
The best make-up artist in all the 8 seas. (Yes there are really 8 seas). Look at his eyes, he wasn't born with it! Mr. Depp also knows how to do the Mambo, Macarena, and Chacha. His past jobs include, hair stylist, back-up dance, and lawnmower.

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Johnny Depp is not an available NPC yet...

Salma Hayek
With her large, supple, fake breasts, Salma will stay afloat long after the ship sinks. Sorry Salma, but we only want you for your body... take your brain elsewhere. Also don't try to steal her booty, or ye be shark bait!

Quote: Me gusta tacos mucho!

Ms. Salma Hayek is now an available NPC!

Captain Thomas Hanks
Unknown.

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Captain Thomas Hanks is not an available NPC yet...

Chuck Norris
Faster than a speeding bullet... more powerful than a locomotive... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris is not an available NPC yet...

Scarlett Johansson
Barmaid to many a pirate, Scarlett may know many a secrets, so it be wise to mind your P's and Q's, and her T's and A or ye be gettin' the short end of the stick.

Quote: Oh, bloody 'ell! I've gone and wet meself!

Barmaid Scarlett Johansson is now an available NPC!

Captain Zero and Kanin
Frequent Taco Bell patrons

Astellus
Went awol to Mordor to dispose of the ring

Captain Zero, Manwe and Enadariel
Insurance scam gone horribly wrong

♪Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking, 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing the pirate-song♪