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CureGirl13
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:36 pm


I'll go first...

Q.What's black, white, and red all over?...

A. Robert Smith when he's putting his lipstick on in the car, and he hits a bump...lol...
PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:33 pm


CureGirl13
I'll go first...

Q.What's black, white, and red all over?...

A. Robert Smith when he's putting his lipstick on in the car, and he hits a bump...lol...

confused
Uh.. needs work whee

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Ilse Scourge

PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:08 pm


Yeah... I'm not making of The Cure. EVER. *skakes my head* Disgrace, man.... stare
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:21 pm


So yeah, Robert Smith walks into a bar...

...ouch.

Fetta
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[ Mod ] James

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:20 pm


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Yeah... I'm not making of The Cure. EVER. *skakes my head* Disgrace, man.... stare


I dont know i thought it was pretty funny...

Q:What happens when Robert Smith falls in a well?

A: He crawls out and everyone thinks they will die in seven days. ((lol cure jokes are hard, especially when you try to rip the ring...))
PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:09 am


Q.How does Robert Smith make a woman orgasm?
A. He points at her and says Booya.

Azrael_the_Ghost
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Azrael_the_Ghost
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:10 am


On the sixth day, god created man.. On the 7th day he rested, Robert Smith took over. xd :
PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:12 am


Robert Smiths laughter can cure cancer, pity he doesnt laugh. :laugh:

Azrael_the_Ghost
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Azrael_the_Ghost
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:11 pm


Well thats my lot, has anyone else got any jokes?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:35 am


What Cures Cancer?

The Cure!

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Crimson-forest

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:40 pm


Q: Why did Robert smith go to the mental institute?

A: He had someones world inside his head.

Q: Why was Robert Smith in hospital?

A: A spider bit him!!!

sweatdrop best i could come up with...
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:34 pm


Azrael_the_Ghost
Robert Smiths laughter can cure cancer, pity he doesnt laugh. :laugh:

rofl
But it's so sad at the same time....

Delightful_FOOL

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Azrael_the_Ghost
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:01 am


What do Lesbians and The Cure have in common?????

LOVE p***y(cats)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:59 pm


That one's a little out there, but still pretty funny.

Delightful_FOOL

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CureGirl13
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:13 am


Nice jokes everybody :3
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