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 Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2025 11:09 am
11th August 2025 - 31st August 2025
One Day Auto-Hit or Auto-Recover
The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is Rosario's Last Match!
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2025 11:18 am
Butler by Threads & D John & Pogi-B plays in the arena as The Butler enters the arena.
♫ Want me a butler, mustache like Colonel Custer
Want to chill on the dock of my yacht, served custard
I wanna get the bread and the Munster
Look at me buster, want me a butler ♫
The crowd erupts in to boos as The Butler struts down the ramp, his nose held high in the air.
He is wearing a black and white butler's uniform with a bright red bowtie and he carries a silver tray with a glass of champagne on top of it.
Howard Finkle: "Making his way to the ring, from
Darien, Connecticut, he is THEEEEEEEE BUUUUUTLEEEER!"
♫ Silver cutlery
Shade from money trees
Made for luxury
Want me a butler, aye
I want me a butler
I want me a butler, yeah
I want me a butler
I want me a butler, yeah ♫
As he climbs into the ring, The Butler takes a sip of his champagne and surveys the crowd with a sneer.
He then raises his glass in to the air and shouted, "To me, the most important person in this arena!"
The crowd booed even louder, but The Butler just laughs and tosses his glass aside.
He then flexed his muscles and struck a pose, ready to take on whoever is foolish enough to challenge him.
JR: "Here comes The Butler, the obnoxious American butler! He's certainly not making any friends with that entrance."
King: "No, he's not. But you have to admit, he's got quite the strut. And that tray he's carrying looks like it could do some serious damage in the ring."
JR: "Let's hope he doesn't use it as a weapon. But you know The Butler, he's not above bending the rules to get what he wants."
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2025 3:27 pm
Actin Crazy by Action Bronson begins to play over the loud speakers as Rosario walks out from the back onto the stage. Dollar bills sprinkle across the titantron as the lights flash orange and yellow.
Opportunity be knockin', you gotta let a ******** in
I kiss my mother on the cheek, tell her that I love her
You ain't gotta worry 'bout a thing, I got it covered
Why you think I'm out here actin' crazy?
There was a small pop from the crowd but they were hardly cheers. Rosario wasn't very well liked, and that was before the last year. Hell most of them hated him. He had a little star power, and there was recognition for his 20+ year run in the business, but the last year of no shows and lackluster performances even had the crowd against him in a different way.
But he was here, and allegedly he wanted to go out with a bang. And he sure looked...
Normal. He had a small beard. He wore straight black wrestling trunks, with black boots. No Branding, he looked very much like a shooter on this appearance. He wasn't very toned, but he wasn't abhorrently out of shape. He was just an older man.
He made his way down the ramp as he pointed at The Butler!
"You better have saved me a glass pal, Theres going to be a celebration when we're all done with you!"
Rosario rolled into the ring as the crowd heard...
"ROSARIIOOOO"
He shot to his feet and stared ahead at The Butler. He didn't have much more to say, but he reached his hand out in what looked like a handshake attempt. Maybe? Possibly? Right?
King: He still works here? I'm surprised they let him come back and be here tonight!
JR: Well it seems they set him up for a proper going away present. A match against a man equally beloved
King: Beloved isn't what I would call these two men JR!
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2025 10:23 am
The Butler looks down at Rosario's open hand and scoffs, even chuckles quietly at the very idea.
He instead is handed a microphone from a member of the ringside crew outside of the ring.
Butler: "Well, well, well.
Look who finally decided to show up for work."
The Butler saunters back towards Rosario with a smug look on his face.
Butler: "If it isn't everyone's favorite second class manager, with the second class career and third class business acumen.
Rosario, if you had any class at all, you would have known that you don't belong anywhere near a man like myself.
I have been The Butler to some of the greatest, richest and most important men in the world.
And Cartwright."
It looks like mentioning The Boss personally pains The Butler.
Butler: "I know what a great businessman looks like.
I wouldn't trust you with a piss-up in a brewery.
You couldn't manage Dean Johnson to greatness, but he should have known how it would turn out, because you can't even manage yourself."
The crowd begins booing The Butler, all Rosario wanted was a handshake.
Butler: "Rosario, you are not worthy of my handshake.
But you are worthy of an a**-kicking.
For all the times you have let people down.
Not just these fans, but everyone in the back and in your personal life as well.
All of the broken promises.
All of the women.
All of the failed businesses.
All of the destroyed communities.
If this is your last match, I am more than happy to ensure it, by breaking every bone in your body."
JR: "What an a**-hole this Butler is.
He has zero respect for Rosario."
King: "You just can't handle the truth, JR!
I don't respect that glorified lightbulb salesman either!"
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