The camera fades-in to show the inside of Cartwright's Office, where we join Guy 'Cancer' Fox and Staff Member Russo having a friendly chat.
Staff Member Russo is sitting at his desk, with Fox standing in-front of it.
SMR: "Fox, I've got to tell you something bro.
Your promo last show, it was pretty good bro.
Decent length, not too long to bore the marks bro."
Fox is about to join the conversation, but Staff Member Russo isn't done talking.
SMR: "There is just one problem bro.
I had no idea what you were talking about bro.
I swear to God, I wish I did bro.
But all I heard was incoherent babbling bro."
Staff Member Russo shows Fox a piece of paper with all the notes he made on the promo.
SMR: "Something about Valentine's Day break-ups bro.
Talking about mid title wins and achievements you got in the past bro.
Gibberish about your return bro.
Animal hating bro.
Emiko choking bro."
Staff Member Russo passes the paper over to Fox to read for himself.
SMR: "I know Cartwright thinks that you are a big deal Foxy bro, so I'm just going to offer you the advice of the best writer in the wrestling business bro.
That being me, bro.
The hicks at home aren't going to understand it if you don't spit it out directly to them bro.
If I was you bro, I would have said I'm here for the money and leave it at that bro.
Maybe add a few swerves to keep the fans guessing bro. "
JR: "Promo lessons from Staff Member Russo?
This has to be a joke."
King: "Staff Member Russo is so generous to share his wealth of knowledge with Fox!"
Staff Member Russo is sitting at his desk, with Fox standing in-front of it.
SMR: "Fox, I've got to tell you something bro.
Your promo last show, it was pretty good bro.
Decent length, not too long to bore the marks bro."
Fox is about to join the conversation, but Staff Member Russo isn't done talking.
SMR: "There is just one problem bro.
I had no idea what you were talking about bro.
I swear to God, I wish I did bro.
But all I heard was incoherent babbling bro."
Staff Member Russo shows Fox a piece of paper with all the notes he made on the promo.
SMR: "Something about Valentine's Day break-ups bro.
Talking about mid title wins and achievements you got in the past bro.
Gibberish about your return bro.
Animal hating bro.
Emiko choking bro."
Staff Member Russo passes the paper over to Fox to read for himself.
SMR: "I know Cartwright thinks that you are a big deal Foxy bro, so I'm just going to offer you the advice of the best writer in the wrestling business bro.
That being me, bro.
The hicks at home aren't going to understand it if you don't spit it out directly to them bro.
If I was you bro, I would have said I'm here for the money and leave it at that bro.
Maybe add a few swerves to keep the fans guessing bro. "
JR: "Promo lessons from Staff Member Russo?
This has to be a joke."
King: "Staff Member Russo is so generous to share his wealth of knowledge with Fox!"