The Scene Opens. There are two men sitting down in raised uncomfortable wooden chairs, in between them is a Flatscreen TV on a rolling stand. The mood is dark but professional. In the left chair say JR, Grissled, his chin line resembling a stack oh pancakes at IHOP. The right chair occupied by Rosario, Wearing just Jeans with no shirt on. His older body toned but aged. Each of his shoulders carried a WWFG Handicap title, shining off the little light that did fill the space. There was an obvious absence of his partner but both men didn't seem to look like they were missing anything as JR began.
JR: I want to start by saying it is my privilege to finally sit down with one half of our WWFG Handicap Tag Team Champions, Rosario. We've passed each other a lot in the back, but you are a busy man. I know this sit down was ordered to us by some of the bosses up top, but it was overdue. But lets cut the bullshit. As a self Proclaimed God of Tag Teams What makes you---
Rosario: Yes, let's cut the bullshit JR. It's not self proclaimed alright. I AM a Tag Team God. I am life. First Class are the only UNDEFEATED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS in the PRESENT. I am opportunity to this soured division. And Hey, I'm a fair man. Just last week I tried getting some new talent over by making the crowd hyped for their match. I give opportunities. Now of course they squandered it, because well, God's can't control the actions of their ants. They can only facilitate.
JR: Well that's a word for it. You have brought controversy to the division. With your tactics being labeled as some as political, tasteless, and dishonorable.
Rosario: Dishonorable JR? Dishonorable. Hey Vinny, in the back. Turn on the TV, lets look at some statistics and show you what my actions have brought.
Some shuffling was heard off screen as the TV turned on. It showed a line graph. The graph started decently in the middle before shifting down and getting lower. Then at the main event there was a sudden spike, astronomical, almost comical levels of growth.
Rosario: What we're looking at right here JR is last shows ratings. Do you see what I'm seeing. That's a spike. That's butts in seats, that's viewership. That's the power of the handicap! People want drama. Sweat, Tears, Screwjobs. That crowd wanted a fight! And they fought! Hell Cheap a** WWFG can't even afford security good enough to deal with the amount of fighting these fans want...ANNNND It was unfortunate that Marcus Damone was out there alone. Whatever caused a truck to find it's way into the back, Marcus was a lone and brave and gave it his all! But The HANDICAP TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS are champions for a reason.
JR: Hogwash, The champions are champions due to politics
Rosario: What's political about following the money JR? Why are you here JR? Why is Cartwright throwing all of his money into these shows? To make more Money? First Class, That's money. So much money that management is requesting another defense! Despite there being no one worth our time, so I once again had to go searching for someone that could actually draw. I had to do some looking in house. I'm an Agent JR, Like yourself I manage Talent. And Because of me Dean Johnson is making the most money he has ever made in his life. And it's time to share the wealth.
JR: Yes, Let's touch on that. You have been quoted saying that you would never enter the ring across from a women wrestler. But tonight at Survivor Series You are putting the WWFG Tag Team Championship..
Rosario: WWFG Handicapped Championship
JR: Sure, You are putting the WWFG Handicapped Championships on the line against Hispanics at the Disco. A all women team consisting of one half of your "talent agency" and Christina Sparks. A Team that hit the scene hard but due to your own "Client" had cost them their momentum. I might be a skeptical old man, but the fish smell is mighty high on this one.
Rosario: JR, You are smelling Legacy. Those two competitors are women. That's a fact. And I DESPISE Intergender wrestling, that is also a fact. BUT As being apart of the current pantheon of tag team wrestling, It's about feeding opportunities. Spreading the wealth. Giving others the chance to feel the rush of having butt's in seats. And If our competitors HAVE to be a tag team, who else deserves it. Who else takes this seriously. Not some DND nerds, or some kids making d**k jokes. And I can't speak for Christina Sparks as she won't sign with me, but Portia is getting a paycheck of the lifetime out of this one.
JR: What's the ruse here, what's the goal
Rosario: JR It's simple. It's to bring up the stock of WWFG because times are changing. The money has been drying up. The social media circles have been talking less and less about us, unless someone like myself is brave enough to make waves. So much of a focus on prolonged lore filler, but where's the juice. Other companies are throwing money out like they are Oprah, and Here's the chance to see what WWFG can do with a little draw. Follow the money JR, That's some sound life advice from a true workhorse of this god damn scene. Because while other people jacked their friends off to film cinematic matches on the weekends, I worked the real talent and made the real impact night after night. God s**t is simple JR...Keep the paychecks coming...It's all about the paychecks!
Rosario got up and offered a hand to JR to shake. JR looked at the man's hand cautiously. He didn't like the man, he was full of s**t. He was a rat, and a scoundrel and was the definition of preferential treatment. But he shook it. It was a firm hand shake as JR also got up and left. The camera staying still and ending on the lone TV with the Media stats displayed. The bottom corner showcasing the words " Statistics brought to you by First Class"
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