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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 4:05 pm


The camera fades-in to show Cartwright Strong Style inside the ring.

The crowd loudly boos the despicable team of Cartwright, Omen and The Butler.

Cartwright, The Boss of WWFG, signals for the fans to calm before he brings the microphone towards his mouth.


Cartwright: "You know, I feel like everything is going according to my genius plan!
Law and order is being restored to the WWFG!
Salem and his Apex crew are being crushed!
Cartwright Strong Style grows stronger with Tiger Hat seeing the light!
But I want to grow even stronger still and I know just the man who can help me!"


Cartwright turns his attention to the arena entrance.

Cartwright: "There is a man backstage....
...a GIANT of a man...
...who I would absolutely love to be here by my side and join The Cartwright Family!"


Cartwright clears his throat.

Cartwright: "BISON!
I have been watching you for a long time as an impressed boss!
You dominate the inside of this ring with your size and strength!
Just like I do!
You dominate the business world with your brand!
Just like I do with WWFG!"


The crowd is in shock but it makes perfect sense.

Cartwright: "Bison, we're a match made in Hell!
Please come out here right now and shake my hand!
Together, the WWFG will be on lockdown and you will of course be handsomely rewarded for your work, even more so than you already are!"


Omen and The Butler look at each other, wondering how this is going to play out.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 6:48 pm



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I wanna feel it day and night
You are the power of my life
I wanna pump it better

I wanna feel it day and night
My workout, my delight
You are the power of my life
I wanna pump it better


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Bison stepped out onto the stage, responding to the invitation. He held a microphone in his hand. He raised the mic, his music cutting out.

" first of all let me express my appreciation for the acknowledgment, Cartwright. As well as thank you for your gracious invitation. Certainly I could see a multitude of benefits to adding myself to the ranks of the...illustrious... Cartwright Strong Style.."

JR: Dear God this is a nightmare. Cartwright already has the Freak Omen at his beck and call now he's looking to add Bison under his belt?

King: with the alpha male on his side Cartwright strong style will be unbeatable, JR!


The crowd jeered the crooked boss in dreaded anticipation of this unholy union. With the Body by Mbadi brand there were fans starting to turn his way, but this would be a deal breaker!

"but before I come down to the ring and shake your hand... allow me to make a few addresses... get the old business out of the way. First of all, everyone is looking forward to Avari versus Drako. Now Drako told me to wait my turn... and I will... so I say this now to both you Drako Damone, and you Avari Fusion... just like a child at the arcade putting his quarters down on the cabinet... I'll be watching you two... and I got next.

Second of all, after my hard fought victory against the Defiler Rex Kobra... I got a call. A very lucrative call. You see, Bison Mbadi went to a photo shoot and an interview, for he is on the cover of this months Men's Fitness magazine!"


Bison motioned to the titantron, an image of Bison posing on the cover of the magazine appearing.

" Body by Mbadi is going mainstream! Now that I've handled the old business, lets turn the page to the new business: Cartwrights invitation."

Bison walked up the steps to the ring apron.

" you see, ever since that fiasco with JR and the crowd cheering for my supposed retirement I got to thinking. Eventually the time will come when even I must hang up my boots. It made me think, what comes next? What will be my legacy? Outside of my accomplishments on the business what will make my name remembered? Then I thought of Arnold Palmer, George Foreman, Paul Newman... and so on... that's what inspired the Body by Mbadi Brand. This brand that I formulated, I cultivated, and I expanded. This brand means everything to me...and I will do anything to nurture, protect, and strengthen it...which means I need to keep it safe from anything that would damage, tarnish, ruin it... now... Cartwright...your invitation to join Cartwright Strong Style is truly flattering..."

Bison stepped over the top rope, standing right in front of the boss.

" ... but you are bad PR for my brand...so my answer is no."

The crowd went into an uproar! Bison didn't take the offer! There would be no merger of brands!

"But don't fret, Cartwright...butler...omen...tiger hat... I can still help you in a very big way.... if you sign up for my program! All you have to do is ready your credit or debit card and go to-"

Bison raised the microphone high up, the crowd belting out to finish his sentence as the Caribbean Colossus gave his winning smile.

DUBYA DUBYA DUBYA DOT BODY BY MBADI DOT COM!!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 4:05 pm


Cartwright looks shocked by what he just heard.

Cartwright: "WHAT?!
I must have heard something wrong!
That was a yes...right?!"


Cartwright looks towards Omen and The Butler, who shake their heads.

Crowd: "NO!
NO!
NO!"


Cartwright: "Bad PR?!
Pish-posh!
I don't believe a word of it!"


The Butler shows a recent headline on his smartphone from a lefty wrestling news website.
It reads "English Boss Bullies Native American-Irish Man and Cuban-Japanese Man".


Crowd: "YES!
YES!
YES!"


Cartwright: "It's not my fault that their parents enjoyed the taste of foreign cuisine one night!
So this is the thanks I get for giving you the biggest spotlight of your career, Bison!
This really hurts my feelings!"


It's never Cartwright's fault yet everything has to be about Cartwright.

Cartwright: "Never mind, it's OK Bison!
I respect your decision!"


Everyone believes this.

Cartwright: "You can enjoy having a safe, clean, tidy brand!
But as for your ranking, well anything can happen in the WWFG!"


The crowd begins to boo at the threat.

JR: "Well this doesn't seem very fair King!
Bison is allowed to be his own man!
We live in a democracy!"


King: "Have you ever heard the story about the scorned boss, JR?!"
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 4:55 pm


Bison made a face like he was amused er the Boss' words.

" my my, Cartwright...if I didnt know any better I would say that was a threat. Now people may call you a coward... people may call you a crooked cheat... people may call you a sleazy british a*****e..."

The crowd chanted
a**-HOLE! a**-HOLE! a**-HOLE

"but the one thing I didnt think you would be, Cartwright, is stupid. Stupid enough to forget just who it is you are threatening. Let me give you a reminder of who it is I am... I am Bison Mbadi. The same Bison Mbadi that dropped a cell wall on Salem and put him into the hospital. The same Bison that trampled over Ryback and made him tap. The very same Bison Mbadi that brutalized two of Donnys students and still won a second match on both nights then took the legend himself down on pay per view. When an obstacle gets in my way, I go right through it. Now Cartwright... I am also the same Bison who promised at Armageddon I was going to stake claim to championship gold to boost my brand, and if it's not going to be the WWFG World Heavyweight Championship... it's going to be the one you got around your waist"

Bison pointed at the European Title, the crowd chanting more.

YES YES YES YES YES!!!

"Now Cart, I get what you're trying to do. Its basic business.. the carrot and the stick. I didnt accept your carrot, so your pulling out your stick. Here's the problem you perhaps didn't foresee, though. I also have a stick to pull out...and Cart... mine's bigger than yours..."

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2023 2:28 pm


The crowd ooooos at Bison's comment while Cartwright looks disgusted, while also trying to hide the WWFG European Championship that he is wearing around his waist.

Cartwright: "Hey hey, don't listen to him ladies, there's just enough Cartwright to get the job done!"

The crowd laughs, angering The Boss.

Cartwright: "See Bison, it's those achievements you listed which is why you would have been so successful with me!
But if you think that you can just announce yourself as a challenger, that's not the way I see it working!"


JR: "Not the way he sees it working?!
Bison has all the reasons in the world for it to work like this!"


King: "Quiet JR, Cartwright is sure to explain!"


Cartwright rubs his chin for a moment.

Cartwright: "I think you still need to prove yourself!
So here is what we should do!
If you have the balls to accept it!"


Cartwright motions in the air a big banner with his left hand.

Cartwright: "I propose a challenge to you Bison!
A Number One Contenders Match tonight at Survivor Series!
The Caribbean Colossus, Bison Mbadi!
Against the REAL giant of the World Wrestling Federation Guild!
The man who is on his own roll of a lifetime!
The man by my side, The Freak, Omen!
The winner will get a WWFG World Heavyweight Championship Match at the Royal Rumble!"


The crowd cheers the idea of the two giant facing-off.

Cartwright: "What do you say, Bison?!
Are you ready to lock-in your destiny?!
Or wait on the sidelines?!"
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2023 2:43 pm


Bison looked around, gauging at the audience as they went wild in anticipation. They hated Cartwrights weaseling, but they loved the idea of a good hoss fight. The clash of the titans.

"Cartwright... I made a promise that I would win the WWFG World Heavyweight Championship. If that means I have to go through your freak first... so be it, I accept your challenge. You better get used to seeing this face, Cartwright, because tonight I take out your enforcer. Then, at the royal rumble.... I'm going to be your new champion."

I wanna feel it day and night
You are the power of my life
I wanna pump it better


Bisons music hit as he stepped back over the ropes, heading up the ramp.

JR: you heard it here, ladies and gentleman..tonight its Bison versus Omen!

King: its a clash of the titans, JR!

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