Staff Member Russo: "Bro, let me introduce my best bro Cartwright's best bro in the whole world!"

The camera then focuses on Staff Member Meltzer, who hasn't been seen since doing commentary for the Dog Collar Taipei Deathmatch at WrestleMania.

Staff Member Meltzer: "So, ummm, I wanna do reviews for No Mercy and you know how I do. I'll go as quickly as I can because we don't have much time left until Cyber Sunday starts."

Staff Member Russo: "Bro, what did you think of that world title match between Drako Damone and Trent?"

SMM: "I'd give it three and a half stars. It was okay, but my adrenaline didn't get going like a main event match should. I was almost expecting Trent to win the title."

SMR: "What about Nuke Fusion versus Hiro Shin-Mozas, bro?"

SMM: "Four stars. A good opening match should get the crowd going."

SMR: "Bro, how about the Cartwright Strong Style Civil War?"

SMM: "Six stars. Blood Orange Damone and Pineapple Cartwright versus the Butler and Omen was the best thing I ever watched. THIS should have been the main event! A Tag Team could be this generation's Zarel Damone and Cartwright or even the Talented Dragons of the modern era. I think they have the potential to carry WWFG into the future as the top tag team."

SMR: "And with that, it's time for Cyber Sunday! Staff Member Meltzer and I will have the rest of our review available on the WWFG YouTube!"