The camera fades-in to show The Owner of the World Wrestling Federation Guild, Cartwright, inside his office with The Butler and Omen.
Cartwright Strong Style appear to be having a massive sulk, still wounded by what happened at No Mercy.
Cartwright: "First, my butler gets beaten by a little girl...
...then Salem Croft and Erynys Reich are able to retain the WWFG World Tag Team Championships...
....and then Emiko Sone goes in to business for herself, forcing me to give her a lifetime ban on any and all title opportunities!"
Cartwright shakes his head at the situation he is faced with.
Cartwright: "There's only one way out of this...
...I'm going to grab my gun and put it to my head..."
The Butler and Omen look concerned as Cartwright stands at his office desk and begins to look in his drawer.
Cartwright: "...and I can't go to Hell alone so I'm shooting you both first..."
The Butler and Omen now look very concerned.
But now everyone's favourite Staff Member, Staff Member Russo, enters the office.
SMR: "Bros!
I have amazing news bros!
This changes everything for Cyber Sunday bros!"
Cartwright continues looking through the draw, maybe Staff Member Russo can also keep him company in the spiritual realm.
SMR: "I have news that Erynys Reich's work visa has expired bro!
He is currently in his home country of Germany bro!"
Cartwright suddenly goes from suicidal to overjoyed with happiness.
Cartwright: "Russo bro, this is music to my ears!
I can hear Heaven's angels singing!
Playing their harps and giving me a renewed sense of purpose and meaning!"
Cartwright moves towards Staff Member Russo and gives him a huge hug.
The Butler decides to start looking through the drawer while he has the chance.
Cartwright: "Alright lads, now is the time to really screw that Salem Croft over!
If he thought that he has had it bad at Unforgiven and No Mercy well...
....this new plan is going to be the ultimate punishment!"
The Butler closes the drawer quickly as Cartwright turns to approach him and Omen to discuss their next moves.
JR: "This is ridiculous, King!
Hasn't Cartwright done enough to physically and mentally mess with his enemy Salem Croft?!"
King: "It's enough when The Boss says that it is enough!"
Cartwright Strong Style appear to be having a massive sulk, still wounded by what happened at No Mercy.
Cartwright: "First, my butler gets beaten by a little girl...
...then Salem Croft and Erynys Reich are able to retain the WWFG World Tag Team Championships...
....and then Emiko Sone goes in to business for herself, forcing me to give her a lifetime ban on any and all title opportunities!"
Cartwright shakes his head at the situation he is faced with.
Cartwright: "There's only one way out of this...
...I'm going to grab my gun and put it to my head..."
The Butler and Omen look concerned as Cartwright stands at his office desk and begins to look in his drawer.
Cartwright: "...and I can't go to Hell alone so I'm shooting you both first..."
The Butler and Omen now look very concerned.
But now everyone's favourite Staff Member, Staff Member Russo, enters the office.
SMR: "Bros!
I have amazing news bros!
This changes everything for Cyber Sunday bros!"
Cartwright continues looking through the draw, maybe Staff Member Russo can also keep him company in the spiritual realm.
SMR: "I have news that Erynys Reich's work visa has expired bro!
He is currently in his home country of Germany bro!"
Cartwright suddenly goes from suicidal to overjoyed with happiness.
Cartwright: "Russo bro, this is music to my ears!
I can hear Heaven's angels singing!
Playing their harps and giving me a renewed sense of purpose and meaning!"
Cartwright moves towards Staff Member Russo and gives him a huge hug.
The Butler decides to start looking through the drawer while he has the chance.
Cartwright: "Alright lads, now is the time to really screw that Salem Croft over!
If he thought that he has had it bad at Unforgiven and No Mercy well...
....this new plan is going to be the ultimate punishment!"
The Butler closes the drawer quickly as Cartwright turns to approach him and Omen to discuss their next moves.
JR: "This is ridiculous, King!
Hasn't Cartwright done enough to physically and mentally mess with his enemy Salem Croft?!"
King: "It's enough when The Boss says that it is enough!"