Disco: Ok Konnan, we've got another question from Adolph in Idaho. Dear Konnan and Disco, WWFG has just come out with the upcoming card and once again Brantley Summers, the biggest draw in the company, has been left off the show. We've been hearing a lot from the dirt sheets about friction with the WWFG office and the Midnight Marauders. Recently, in the Observer, Meltzer wrote about how Summers has been relegated to using the public waterfountain backstage while--...This can't be true. Konnan, have you heard anything about this?

Konnan: About what?

Disco: Let me finish the letter. Summers has been relegated to using the public water fountain backstage, while allegedly, other stars... Ha... Stars... like Hiro... Have private locker rooms pre-filled with spring water. Do you think that the hydration situation in WWFG has anything to do with Summers being left off the card?

Joe: And uh, guys, just to piggy back off that I'm looking at that article he just referenced from the Observer now. Apparently, that Pedialyte stuff on the last show? I guess that was like, kind of like a shot at the office, you know? Like oh, you're not going to take care of our guy, we don't need water we have something even better, type thing. That's what it says in the Observer at least.

Konnan: Well look, I don't think Dave would lie about that I mean, I like Dave I know a lot of people don't, but he has no reason to make stuff up. Now on to the question, do I think that has anything to do with him being left off the card? I don't know man, I remember in WCW it was the same thing. Hogan, Nash, Lex and all those guys got water from the bottle delivered straight to their locker rooms, while all the Luchadors had to drink from the fountain. Yeah, it's not fair, but what do you expect--

Disco: Ok ok ok hold on well let me cut you off right there. I get what you're saying Konnan, but this is completely backwards. Because in this situation, you've got Summers, whose a top guy, drinking from the fountain, and Hiro, who hasn't won a single match since he's gotten back, getting Fiji water delivered to his private locker room? Something doesn't add up. I mean, come on, this guy is supposed to be the biggest act in the company, he hasn't gotten a single title match, he gets left off the card, he has to dress with everyone else and now you're telling me.... Now you're telling me he has to drink from a public water fountain, are you kidding me?

Konnan: Well, I don't know DI. Maybe he wants to dress with the guys, you know Summers, he's always been one of the boys. Maybe that's just what he wants to do. Maybe he wants to drink from the public water fountain--

Disco: Why the hell would he want to do that? Have you tasted the water from those things? First of all, it comes out all warm, it's disgusting--

Joe: Disco, maybe he's onto something, you know. There's all kinds of studies out about how the microplastics in bottled water gets into the water, screws with your hormones and everything like that. Remember last time BS was on the show and was talking all about how guys need to get their T levels checked, how he only eats red meat and those supplements that he plug on his website? Maybe it's all part of his regiment, you know? I mean, whatever he's doing it's working because the guy is looking jacked. Who knows, maybe he's on the gas, but maybe it's the minerals from all the water fountain water.

Disco: Huh, you know... That would make sense. I mean, you can see the difference in both guys performance. I mean, you've got Summers, high energy, he's in the shape of his life. Working like 5 different programs, he's got the thing with Delabonte, his skin looks great. And then you've got Hiro, you know, he's getting all emotional in his promos. Looking kind of sluggish out there, he's got that crust in his eyes. Maybe there's something to that.... But wait a minute, doesn't Pedialyte come in plastic bottle too?

Konnan: Bro, I'm pretty sure it's a different process. Yeah, it does come in a plastic bottle but it's like a different kind of plastic. I know because one of the ring guys in AAA used to work at the bottling plant and told me all about it. You'd be shocked at the things that go on there, dude, I don't blame Summers one bit for choosing to drink from the water fountain instead of drinking bottled water. Yeah, the science isn't 100% there yet but are you really going to take the chance?

Disco: Interesting... Interesting... Maybe we can come back on this topic for the Patreon. Either way, they need to figure this Summers stuff out quick. Before, they were the only game in town but now that's not the case. If they don't start treating this guy right, he's got plenty of other options and I already know Russo is making all kinds of calls trying to work this thing. Either way, let's get into Jarel vs Chrono..