28th August 2023 - 10th September 2023 One Day Auto-Hit
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 9:29 am
The lights go out and the arena is plunged into darkness. A cold wind blows through the crowd, sending shivers down their spines. The sound of thunder echoes in the distance, followed by a flash of lightning that reveals a giant snowflake on the titantron. The familiar tune of “I’m Blue” by Eiffel 65 starts to play, but with a distorted and menacing tone.
Suddenly, a blast of snow erupts from the stage, covering it in a white blanket. A tall figure emerges from the snow, wearing a blue mask and a blue suit with silver flames. He is Blue Kane, the Big Blue Machine and he is here to destroy his opponents with his icy powers.
Howard Finkle: "Hell has frozen over! This is Odin's favourite demon! He votes for the Democratic Party! He is BLUUUUUUUUE KAAAAAAAAANE!"
Blue Kane walks slowly and menacingly towards the ring. He stops at the apron and raises his arms, causing four pillars of snow to shoot up from the corners of the ring. He then steps over the top rope and enters the ring, ready to unleash his wrath on anyone who dares to face him. He is Blue Kane, and he is unstoppable.
I wanna feel it day and night You are the power of my life I wanna pump it better
I wanna feel it day and night My workout, my delight You are the power of my life I wanna pump it better
Bison came out, carrying a bottle of Bisonade in each hand. He tipped one of them, downing the flavored sport drink before tossing the bottle back over his shoulder and flexing as pinwheel pyros set off behind him.
I wanna feel that burn In my testo bod The anabolic superman You'll never gonna stop, yeah
You better suck it up Before you suck it in Activating ******** beast mode Everybody down
Bison headed down the ramp, showing off the other bottle of Bisonade for the camera as he flashed a smile.
from Bridgetown, Barbados weighing in at 375 pounds: Bison Mbadi!
Bison stopped at the ringside, setting the bottle of Bisonade down on the ring apron. After a little hopping, he did a standing jump into the ring apron before stepping over the top rope to enter the ring.
Do you really wanna work it out? 'Cause I won't take it slow This ******** life is what I'm all about I wanna feel it day and night
Bison pulled out a rolled t-shirt, unfolding it for the camera as it read:
Awaken your Inner Alpha: Turning Mindsets into Grindsets! BodyByMbadi.com
After showing off the merchandise apparel, Bison hit the ropes and tossed the shirt out into the audience.
I wanna feel it day and night My workout, my delight You are the power of my life I wanna pump it better
I wanna feel it day and night My workout, my delight You are the power of my life I wanna pump it better
Bison turned to Blue Kane, holding up his microphone. "Well well... Blue Kane.. you seem like a big man...who needs...big hydration! Good news, my Bisonade power powder packs can be mixed with hot or cold water so if you need something to warm you up or cool down I got you covered...in fact you look like someone who would love the brand new ..."
Bison grabbed the bottle from his corner and held it up with a big smile.
"Body-slammin Blue Raspberry. How about you have your first Bisonade on me" he held the bottle out towards Blue Kane.
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 4:10 pm
Blue Kane tilts his head, looking curiously at the sports drink that Bison is offering him.
Blue Kane surprises everyone by reaching towards the bottle with an open hand, he wants to try it!
JR: "The Big Blue Machine is thirsty!"
King: "Bisonade is the number one selling sports drink, the people can't be wrong! I need my Bisonade to help me prepare for commentary with you JR!"
Bison paused when his product was spat into his face. King: that's not good, Jr! We know what happens when someone insults his brand!
Bison wiped his face, staring blankly at the dripping blue fluid on his hand. Slowly he started shaking as his brows furrowed, he glared up at Blue Kane, roaring as he swung a heavy right hand at the blue machines head.
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:12 pm
The blue liquid perfectly matched Blue Kane's costume, it's a match made in Heaven!
But Heaven doesn't look so good when Blue Kane is struck with a right hand that rock's his head back.
However, this is Blue Kane, who quickly snaps his head perfectly straight and he stares right at Bison!
JR: "I can't believe it King! A shot like that would take down anyone else on the roster in an instant!"
King: "Blue Kane isn't just anyone on the roster JR, just look at him!"
Blue Kane looks fired-up as he looks to respond with a classic Kane uppercut!
The uppercut hit clean on Bisons chin, causing him to stumble back, but not falling to the mat. Filled with rage for his wasted product, Bison fired back with a kick aimed right for Blue Kanes gut.
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 2:06 pm
The two big men begin to trade blows, each man being rocked but remaining on their feet, showing their toughness.
Bison stumbled backwards but he wasn't out, as he returns with a kick to Blue Kane's gut that leaves him hunched-over and open to attack!
Bison felt his boot connect, the big blue machine was hunched over and vulnerable.
Bison locked his hands together, raising them above his head. With a furious roar he brought his arms down towards Blue Kanes head in a double axe-handle
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2023 4:30 pm
WHAM!
This was no ordinary Double Axe Handle smash, this was like a hammer being dropped on you when Bison delivers the clubbing blow!
Blue Kane's spine straightens as he absorbs the pain, dropping down to a knee!
Bison fumed. He brought that hammer down with authority yet his opponent wasnt on the mat. This would not stand for the caribbean colossus. He ran to.hit the ropes, rebounding into a charge for a massive running big boot for Blue Kanes masked head.
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2023 5:28 am
The toughness of Blue Kane is something that Bison has never dealt with before and he doesn't like it!
As the Caribbean Colossus rebounds-off of the ropes towards his kneeling opponent, Blue Kane seems prepared and looks to lunge forward up to his feet with an open hand, trying to choke Bison!
Bison was caught by the throat. He took a second for shock before he grabbed the big blue machines wrist. In a show of raw power he pulled the hand off his throat, lunging forward with a headbutt
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