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Aliez

FOR: Commodore Lyndin
SUBJECT: SOS

Several of the Vanguard have been taken to a place we are told is Astraya. The individual with the circle pastries brought us here. We are uninjured, but have already experienced acts of aggression towards us. Most of the Vanguard are experiencing apprehension, while some are growing increasingly morose. Assistance or advice would be much appreciated. We are using caution in the meantime.

( He doesn't even know if the message will go through, but he tried. QQ )

Pendour

FOR: All Order
SUBJECT:



Look at how beautiful the stars are up here!

ETERNAL SAILOR CHRYSOCOLLA

FOR: All Negaverse
SUBJECT: INFO - Mass Space Ruin Teleport

I don't know how long this connection will last, so I wanted to make sure a few things get back to Earth in case this goes on for a while and I can't send any messages again:

1. A group of people were teleported to a ruin in space around 7PM. There's at least 50 that I counted, but probably more. It's spread across factions: there's Officers, Senshi of all types, Knights, Mauvians, and a bunch of Velencians, too. There's no way to leave, including magical ways, or at least if anyone has figured something out they haven't done it yet.
2. I think the teleport was caused by Kurma. I've run into him before; if you're reading this and you don't know the name, he's been around for at least ten years, he teleports, he doesn't seem to be enemies with any faction, and he has no starseed. There was a glow the same color he leaves behind. He was here when everyone showed up, but he left right after.
3. This place is called Astraya. I know I've heard of it, but only in old documents.
4. There's nobody alive here, or at least nobody I've found, but there's a bunch of robots who are throwing a party for everyone who showed up. They're in a bunch of different styles, so they were probably all built by diferent people.

Anything else I find out I'll try to send as well, if there's still connection.

Cryolite

FOR: Team S.N.A.F.U aka FUBAR aka The Harem
SUBJECT: Found your rusty kin…

Found your daughter looking hungry (no bodies yet from that one, but I’m not holding my breath on it). Tell the plant parent (your better half? Or are you his?) that some of his garden’s stranded out here in the weeds too. There are apparently robots in space?! It’s fine. I’ll take notes. Photos. We’ll dissect them over wine — you owe me wine — between the void space fiasco and this?

I am owed.

And Faustite?

Be safe. Ask Jada to keep the others in line. Let whoever’s in power know we’re alive up here on Astraya, of all places..…and not defected down there.

Strickenized

please tell the team, and himbo, and hi!

Home Helper

FOR: Robot Datastream
SUBJECT: RE: What next?

None of the organics have yet informed me of this. I am concerned that they do not know what I mean when I refer to the trial. Organic Mauvian Ash did not understand and wanted more details.

I do understand showing patience may be considered a good thing in organic society. It may be a good idea to keep quiet for now? I do wonder if the organics need help via more information, though. It is a "conundrum".

Fanny

FOR: Robot Datastream
SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: What Next?

I'm not sure about the trials, but the pretty organic called Nessa offered to fix my hatch so that it doesn't pop open when I get excited! It's not about the trial, but it makes me very happy so emotion_kirakira

They seem so nice though. Maybe we can ask them. The worst they can say is we didn't pass, right? What changes for us then? We just... keep on doing what we always have.

MURIKABUSHI

FOR: DMS Volterra
SUBJECT: screams in gay

Sorry for the delay in your Oreo sweet crepes, but I got kidnapped to space. The rock we’re on is called Astraya (never heard of it), and some Negaverse Eternal senshi said that the wannabe Jeff Goldblum-in-Thor: Ragnarok-a** b***h who brought us here doesn’t have a starseed of his own. Which I’d sure like to see some citations on before I just believe it? But definitely agree with her that he’s about as trustworthy as Drunk Me, which is to say “not even remotely.”

On the plus, I’m not alone, and nobody else is excited to be here either (except maybe this one Knight I’ve run into before? she’s possibly the chillest person I’ve ever met in my life, though, so she appears to be the exception, not the rule).

Also, some people I know are here! The transcendent mermaid knight of chill vibes, as mentioned. Then, three of the White Moon Eternals I’ve met (the centerfold model who’s honestly illegal because of people that hot being so kind reasons, the sweetheart with the orchids, and the patron saint of cute sluts), and Amsvartnir (the Cosmos Knight who was kind of a jerk to me, Sappho, and Bélénos at first, but now seems to have imprinted on me like a duckling because he needs more queer friends in his life). I’ve only managed to talk to Ida and Amsvartnir, but I did see the other two flitting around.

On the fairly significant downside, though, there are robots who won’t let me just be upset about this bullshit happening. They’re talking about wanting starseeds in between all of their compulsory happiness, toxic positivity garbage that’s just so off-putting and gross. Don’t know what’s up with that, but they can’t have mine. I’m still using it and it’s probably broken anyway.

They are really gonna get on my nerves if they keep this s**t up, though. Like, jesus, let me have my feelings, okay?? A b***h needs to have room to just be in his ******** feelings for a while. Is that so much to ask? (Apparently, yes, if you are one of these robots. Exhausting.)

Also, the only other Dark Mirror I’ve run into is kind of a nightmare. (I’m being kind of unfair to her, honestly, but at the same time, she is literally the only person acting like “working together in objectively shitty and extenuating circumstances that nobody wants to be in” is the same as promising the White Moon your firstborn child. Like, she is reading between a lot of lines that I don’t think anyone actually said and I’m sorry for whatever happened to make her so paranoid, but making it everyone else’s problem is not a good look.) Why did becoming a senshi make me a ******** magnet for tiny, angry women who hate me?

Anyway, I hope this actually reaches you from space. More importantly, I’m sorry for worrying you and imposing, but can you look after Cersei until I get back? Love you. Promise I’ll do everything I can to make it home in one piece. heart