An engine could be heard roaring as the camera came on, and the lens panned onto a man sitting on the hood of a black Dodge Challenger. The man was none other than WWF alumni member, Luis Leone!
"Ladies, gentlemen, and bitches of the WWF!" Luis pushed himself off the hood of the car, standing in front of the camera. It's been awhile, so allow me to introduce myself. I AM none other than the face of Power, submission extraordinaire, tag team phenomenon, six star athlete, the globetrotter, and the presence of professional wrestling! I AM the High Octane and the Mega Lion!" He held out his hands to either side of him. "I am Luis Leone!"
"Now, I've had a short, if not memorable history with the WWF. Debuted by winning the Undisputed Tag Team titles, had a lengthy reign, was stripped of the titles by the same English c**t I won it from, whipped his a** with my family, we left, then that's about where the WWF fell off the edge of the world and people stopped giving a s**t." Luis raised a kendo stick up from the side, and leaned it back against his shoulder. "But you know, I didn't exactly stop giving a s**t."
"Ever since this gay little tournament was announced, I had this thought in the back of my mind." Just then the driver side door opened up, and the Atomic Monster, Axel stepped out of the small muscle car.
"If anyone deserves to fight for gold, it's Power. We're the rightful heirs to the WWF tag team championships! More than that, that English ******** is stilled owed a real beating." The Mega Lion pointed a finger at the camera as Axel stepped in beside him. "Cart, not only did you disrespect me and the big guy, you spit on my family's name as you did it. I'm not letting that go. I'm officially challenging you for the reinstation of the WWF tag titles."
"Now, I imagine you'll puss out. I honestly don't care if you want to grab a partner, or if you want take me on yourself, either way I'm making my way up to the show of the Finals, coming for you!" The Lion turns, making his way towards the door. "Oh, and I want it in a cage."
"Ladies, gentlemen, and bitches of the WWF!" Luis pushed himself off the hood of the car, standing in front of the camera. It's been awhile, so allow me to introduce myself. I AM none other than the face of Power, submission extraordinaire, tag team phenomenon, six star athlete, the globetrotter, and the presence of professional wrestling! I AM the High Octane and the Mega Lion!" He held out his hands to either side of him. "I am Luis Leone!"
"Now, I've had a short, if not memorable history with the WWF. Debuted by winning the Undisputed Tag Team titles, had a lengthy reign, was stripped of the titles by the same English c**t I won it from, whipped his a** with my family, we left, then that's about where the WWF fell off the edge of the world and people stopped giving a s**t." Luis raised a kendo stick up from the side, and leaned it back against his shoulder. "But you know, I didn't exactly stop giving a s**t."
"Ever since this gay little tournament was announced, I had this thought in the back of my mind." Just then the driver side door opened up, and the Atomic Monster, Axel stepped out of the small muscle car.
"If anyone deserves to fight for gold, it's Power. We're the rightful heirs to the WWF tag team championships! More than that, that English ******** is stilled owed a real beating." The Mega Lion pointed a finger at the camera as Axel stepped in beside him. "Cart, not only did you disrespect me and the big guy, you spit on my family's name as you did it. I'm not letting that go. I'm officially challenging you for the reinstation of the WWF tag titles."
"Now, I imagine you'll puss out. I honestly don't care if you want to grab a partner, or if you want take me on yourself, either way I'm making my way up to the show of the Finals, coming for you!" The Lion turns, making his way towards the door. "Oh, and I want it in a cage."
