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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2021 1:05 pm
Albite assumed one of two things - either he was getting something good out of whatever he'd been summoned for, or he was getting punished for something else he'd done. Hell, maybe it was Axinite backdating punishments for his previous aggrievances? Albite could've thought of a few punishment worthy actions he'd committed out of ignorance alone, a lot actually; more than enough to fill a list that ran longer than a mom of tens grocery store receipt after the monthly trip. Veritable avalanche of accidents and some of those had a body count. He wondered if cats could do demotions, if he would he become dust if he was demoted below a basic!? Whatever..All that mattered in that moment, was that he had a cat. Was informed he was to bring a cat. By Nembus, by Faustite, by every other senshi from the dark side of the moon and beyond that 'cats' were apparently a dire and necessary part of the whole 'Senshi-ing' process. Either he collected a cat - or he didn't pass go - didn't get his 200$. Remained shirtless in hot obscurity for all of time. Really not a bad idea if it left him sans cats. If he hadn't already gone through all of the trouble it took for him to find one. The Cat - one with the small yellow hat that had briefly existed in his presence from the Banquet at the 'Get ******** by the Rift' soiree. Only cat he could think of, hard enough as it'd been to find the damn fuzzball. Though really it'd only been hard because he'd made it hard. Something about creeping up the stairs towards a literal cat tower - and why in the name of all the planets had they put the cats in a tower? For the wordplay? Some sorta sick twisted citadel joke? 'Oh, where are the cats you may ask?' In godamned towers of course! Cattiest place a cat coulda been! Except the hatted one apparently was more a mail cat than a tower cat. Albite didn't know if mail was a thing that existed - points lost to him because people still wrote letters, and sent missives, and did texts, and there was a database so - obviously mail cat to handle things like that? Yeah, sure... "So - remind me again - what's your name again?" baleful anxious glance as Albite looked down to the uniformed fuzzball. Paused briefly just beyond Axinites door. Wasn't sure if Nembus and Faustite were already there and waiting. Maybe his girl had gotten a file together after all, and axinite had read it - and ohgod what had she put in it? Or maybe the firebrand was finally fed up with all his s**t. Ooorrr... "Yannoh, ah, fuzzball. Er, hatcat? Maybe we should, uh - reconvene. Yanno. I'll just send you inside and you can hang with the, uh, General King Battleax, have a time of it. He's got cookies? You'd like cookies, right? Go on - go get your fill of cookies!" and Albite would've stayed right out there.... Quote: Assume a backdate for - pre-caer sidi orp, post ashanite AXINITE office timezone. Lol, my brain has brain on it. Ignore the things~ I need nicknames for these minerals.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:51 pm
"It's Haymitch!" he said happily, curling around Albite's legs and weaving in between them. Albite had found him in the tower with all the other cats on one of the rare occasions he was actually there. Not that the kitten didn't like the HQ it just... wasn't his thing, you know? He'd rather be sleeping in the rafters of the post office on 3rd street; they always left him food and water and those little treats he liked. It wasn't quiet, but he didn't have anyone lurking over his shoulder or demanding he do his job there! He could just exist, you know?
But... he did have to show up HQ occasionally and keep up to date on things. He had to do at least the barest minimum, after all he really did want thumbs so...
Here he was. Outside Axinite's office. Apparently here for a thing with the corrupt. Probably some sort of power upgrade for Albite, honeestly. At least, he didn't think a guardian cat was needed for a demotion.
"Oh it's probably fine! Come on Albite, what doesn't kill ya makes you stronger!" he said, flashing tiny white teeth and smacking a paw against the door. "General King Axinite? Guardian Cat Haymitch and Corrupt Albite reporting for duty!!"
Sorry Albite, you weren't getting out this that easy.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:02 pm
Heard ‘Haymitch’, but thought lasagna - fur and whiskers smattered with food, memories of the kitten eagerly dug in deep dish and face first to a buffet tables worth of offerings. “Okay you say that, but…” and Albite had points to argue, words to cross like swords with overly peppy piece of fluff at his ankles- t o u c h i n g - him. Made to snatch the cat up the second he opened his mouth in summons - cheeky little sharp toothed grinning piece of — except it was too late - Axinites door swung wide and there were people inside. The inviting waft of cookies that made him nervous and hungry all at once. Maybe if he just - slowly backed away…
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2021 12:24 pm
Been in Axinite's office too many times lately, he told himself. Last few times were to mixed results, oft engendering danger or officer death or blatant insubordination. This time, however… He was certain it gave him more cause for concern than the previous. He'd opted not to sit, thought it better that way.
Faustite peered at the door when he first heard the voices. Hard to feel any aura other than Axinite's, though he assumed the buoys in the sea of a Sovereign's energy were Albite and a cat. It was, of course, the cat that pushed through the door, and announced that they'd finally arrived.
Faustite's attention rose to Albite, brows coolly cocked as he waited for his subordinate to cross the threshold. Strange, the types of things that had him by the balls. Man could tolerate enormous, toothy, devouring youma in their native habitat, but a cat had him wilting at the sight of it. A cat, who had, to Faustite's knowledge, done nothing to warrant Albite's abject fear.
Hand on his hip, Faustite was first to speak. "Move your a**." However harsh, the words came with a subtle lilt.
Hard not to be entertained, he supposed. Big guy cowering so pathetically like that.
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Codebreaking Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:03 pm
Nembus had never actually been in Axinite's office. She decided that Axinite tried his best to make his office seem at least livable. She wasn't sure she could call it inviting, even though she observed where it seemed like Axinite oft set sweets. Had to do her best not to look nervous, though; this was the general-sovereign, and the general-sovereign needed to not think that she was nervous. What would it mean for her stature if she just seemed like a nervous wreck? So Nembus was doing a better play than usual at strength, standing taller, sitting with her hands very stiffly in her lap instead of fiddling endlessly and looking at her hands. She tried her best to not let her eyes wander, even though they inevitably did, and she cursed them in her mind every time they opted to. She found herself thankful that Albite entered with the cat looking like he was going to faint. "C'mon, Albite," she encouraged, quietly. "Neither the office nor the cat is going to bite you." She glanced to Faustite as if it would communicate that she had told him about the depths of Albite's honestly, unfortunately, amusing fears.
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:24 pm
Axinite smiled politely at his guests; he hadn’t been seated since Faustite and Nembus arrived, and he seemed to have no intention of returning to his chair now that they had two more guests. There was a small bit of surprise to see Haymitch, but if there was any dissatisfaction with this, he hid it extremely well. “No, there will be trouble today,” Axinite said as he poured himself a fresh cup of tea. There was plenty to go around, but he suspected it was business first and then he could play host. When it was one-on-one, things were always a bit more leisurely, but with a group here, he wasn’t going to waste their time. “Albite, come in. Haymitch, too,” he said, though he was not particularly familiar with the cat beyond being aware of his existence. “I wasn’t aware you were bringing a Mauvian, but I suppose you’ve decided to make this easy on me. You can all relax,” he insisted. “If you’d like a cookie, come have some. I can get you a drink as well, I’ve got plenty.” Oh--no, he wasn’t supposed to be playing host. He took only a sip from his up and set it down on the desk before returning his attention to Albite. He shook his head to stay focused. “I should be blunt. I’m sure you’ve been made aware that you’re due for a promotion?” he asked. “You’ve been with us for some time already. And you’re fortunate to have such a diligent team looking after you. So I was wondering, Albite, do you think you’re ready for more power? It’s more responsibility,” he cautioned, because he didn’t want Albite thinking this was all just fun and games.
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:00 am
Frozen up behind a cat, Albite twitched into some semblance of standing almost straight. Gaze that skittered between the three, looking for all the world like he'd been caught about to toss a kitten - because he had - a canine sharp '******** you' of a grin for Faustite, that softened for Nembus, that thinned altogether for Axinite's words. He was thoroughly trapped now, and it was fine. Nembus said it was fine, and Faustite seemed almost amused... "I uh - that is totally a thing I should know I'm due for, and like, yeah - yep - hey?! Cookies! The kitten loves cookies! Dont'cha hayseed? Howsabout you go eat some cookies and I'll uh - " careful little sidestep over the overexuberant bundle of behatted fur beneath his feet. He wanted it. Power, responsibility, whatever - the thought was a resounding *yes*. A searing sort of ' please', comingled want and gratitude alike, because he hadn't known exactly. Had expected, had hoped, but having it confirmed. Knowing it was a thing that could happen - *no* - that was happening. In that office, today, right that ******** second even. He would be damned if he'd step a single foot out of the place without putting up a fight for it. Especially not now that it'd been offered up as a possibility. He had to quell the swell of emotion for them all being there, for how he wanted to drag Nembus and Faustite into an embrace, offered up thanks for whatever they'd done that had convinced Axinite into agreeing to this. Could've smothered the nigh exhausted look offa the General Kings face even, except the poor guy probably would've kicked him into the rift for trying it. Maybe he'd try it anyhow, after.. Though...maybe if he actually ate a cookie and complimented it? He could totally try that, enjoy the whole 'being hosted' bit. "I want it. I'll be good with it, cross my heart and hope to...... wait....what'dya mean you didn't expect the cat? This whole thing needs like - ' a cat' right? Please, don't tell me it needs more cats..Axinite, man, I can't do ' more cats'." betrayed look he tossed the darling battle-axe of the information branch. Tried to keep the beg outta his voice, because *no*- he'd done the thing. Really just needed someone to tell him there weren't still ' more things' to be done. Could've done any number of other things even, so long as it wasn't that particular thing. "Not that I don't like the cat - he's a good talking cat - energetic - magical - sweet..." hissed between a smile and grit of teeth, because Haymitch had been perfectly ' wonderful' so far. Hadn't suddenly turned into a person at all - wasn't going to tell him he was a ' magical girl' even. Hadn't pulled a single bit of fate sealing bullshit to set his hackles up. "Are there like, rift option cats? I totally can do that - all day - every day."
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:39 pm
Haymitch trotted in once Axinite invited them in and beelined for the cookies. The fluffy kitten jumped up unto the desk and pulled two of the cookies off the plate to start munching on them. He did in fact love cookies - to be honest, any food was appreciated and loved. He didn't bother correcting Albite. The corrupt clearly didn't like him and Haymitch had cookies so it really was a non-issue now.
He tilted his head at Albite, cookie in his paws and all over his muzzle. "Albert I don't think that's how this works, right Axinite, sir? I don't think anyone's ever needed more cats than just one. Though that would be fun to see if someone did!" Haymitch swished his tail back and forth in excitement.
By their power combined! They were a senshi!
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:01 pm
Nembus's look earned a smirk, but not a full smile. Albite was nothing if not personality — and Faustite hadn't realized how much the Negaverse lacked personality among its ranks until he was subjected to this titanic moron. Faustite was almost thankful for it; he still preferred operating solo and being beholden to no one.
"Stop dawdling." Shot Albite an exasperated glance for that — always so hung up on cats. Not that Faustite particularly cared for them, and he knew nothing of Axinite or Nembus's opinions on the nasty cat-impostors from outer space, but they hadn't seemed to reach Albite's level of aversion. Axinite was even inviting it to eat cookies off his desk, which… Faustite's lip twitched to see it. Wasn't so sure about taking cookies off those plates if cats were at it too. Dirty things.
Surely Albite wouldn't let one of those nasty little pseudoanimals stop him from getting a promotion. And if he did, what did that say about the carrot at the end of that stick? Faustite's frown deepened.
Supposed, too, that he should say something. "You earned this — somehow. Thank Nembus for it. You'll be promoted to Super, whereupon you will answer directly to me. Your quota will double. Starting tomorrow, you will have three days of teleportation training, then we'll examine your new abilities. You'll start self-study for leadership. You can take on subordinates of your own if I don't assign any to you." Faustite considered that enough of a speech to the affair.
Decided it'd be better if he took a backseat to all this — grabbed a chair, since Axinite was always so insistent on them (but none in the office were metal, despite knowing he had a subordinate made of fire), angled it against the wall, and sat at the very edge of it. But there was one more thing: "expect to see you in my office after this."
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:49 pm
Nembus giggled at the concept of needing more than one cat. "No," she replied, shaking her head with an amused lilt to her voice, "I only needed Theodore. You won't need more than just Haymitch," she nodded toward the kitten who Axinite was trying to offer some cookies to. That was his actual name, right? She was fairly sure Albite hadn't called Haymitch by his actual name even once... She gave her best effort at not seeming like being here with a whole general-sovereign was going to send her into a whole panic attack. It was mostly working. Her smile seemed genuine, even if her whole posture seemed a bit stiff when her eyes didn't wander. She tracked Albite, looked to Axinite but only partially, looked to Faustite, and couldn't help the way her cheeks lost what little color they had at her being the full reason why Albite was getting promoted. She cleared her throat gently as Faustite decided to back up, realized she should probably offer her own words. Probably. "Yes, Albite. Your experiences were similar to mine before Marcasite and Theodore offered me a promotion." Nembus' words were shockingly even despite the nearby Axinite. "You have experienced many events, several battles, grown stronger for them. I think you deserve this based on my own experiences in the Negaverse and based on what is looked for in a captain or super." She nodded to Axinite, still only partially looking at him, and then nodded toward Faustite. "As General Faustite said, you will now report directly to him. Make me proud, Albite." And her smile seemed far more winning than her usual.
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Codebreaking Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 6:36 pm
Axinite’s brows had risen on his forehead and he wore a distinctly pressed smile, like it was the kindest thing he could do while he gathered his thoughts. He wondered where they were getting their information from. “Well, actually. I can do those promotions by myself. You didn’t need a Mauvian. No offense, Haymitch. It’s lovely to see you.” He looked between the two Senshi, and the Mauvian, because this seemed the most important for them to know. “Evan a Mauvian can’t promote alone. It takes too much energy--the toll to strengthen the starseed is a bit extreme. So we’ve made these,” he reached into his desk and withdrew a black crystal that seemed like it absorbed all light that hit it and reflected absolutely none. He placed it on the desk next to Haymitch and explained, “When we don’t have any promotions on the roster but have energy to spare, we store the energy in these crystals. We’ve had Mauvians come in and tell us they sensed a Senshi starseed was ready to hold more power, and we go through their records and determine if they’re ready for a promotion. If you’ve never done it before, Haymitch, I’d like to give you the chance now. It’s completely safe,” he assured the group. And, no toll on him, so he was already in a better mood. Although, he was impressed with Nembus and Faustite already; the argument for Albite was impressive, and Faustite was already so on top of his duties as a General. Axinite couldn’t help but smile, obviously proud of all of them. He made a mental note to get a more durable chair for Faustite so he could come in here and be comfortable. “When you’re ready, all you need to do is take this crystal and let it flow through you when you’re unlocking Albite’s starseed. It’s instinctive, it should kick in as soon as you start the process.”
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 8:51 pm
He hadn't needed the cat...........'Oh....w e l l....'The look that graced Albites face. Consternation layered atop confusion and dolloped with a question that begged 'y tu brute'. Lanced that look Nembus and Faustites way before he schooled it all down under a smile, locked that s**t in, because..... He hadn't needed the cat......Except the cat was already there?! All inclusive paid, and packaged trip to Albites inner bits. Invitation levied, signed, sealed, and stamped by Axinite himself. The cat was more aptly dressed than all of them, Albite realized, ready to play up the gig of energy currier to the soul. To deliver unto him whatever Axinite had stored away in the bit of darkness he pulled from his desk. To imagine that instead of dirty litter paws on a gem. A pseudo-transfer of power through third party cat acting as a transformer. He could've had Axinites long fine-bone fingers wrapped around his goddamned soul. Cause he didn't want to know if it was safe - he wanted to know if those slender finger's that pushed data into tablets all day had some ******** callouses on 'em!?! But whatever - it was fine ---- Instead he'd get pain via whiskered cookie vacuum. Was playing test dummy, and maybe he deserved that? Maybe that was fine. To suck it up, because everyone was waiting on him, because Nembus looked so proud to have put in a good word for him, and she wouldn't have to worry anymore, he would be able to take care of himself, give her a little well earned freedom. N he could spend more time lingering in Faustites shadow - less needy - but more present. Was sure he could see the grin on his boss's face for that. All the time they'd get to spend together - how he'd get to pick up new tricks of the trade. Little thing's he'd been jealous of - like being backseat teleported all hither n thither at the beck n call of whomever. He could take himself into an office now...or not.... He softened, regardless, for how happy they all looked. Even the cat. Fluff that he'd dragged into this, errantly, idotically, except that maybe it was fine? If HayMitchel needed some practice. What better body to offer up than this? At least then, if ever anyone did need an actual honest to gods cat - the little fur-monger could say he'd tested it out already on someone built to take a little bit of punishment. That the person had survived it. Lived through the foreboding dark crystal that ate all the light as it lay in Axinites hand. Sucked it up like it was vanta black on ******** General Kings had the coolest toys. Albite wanted to touch it, refrained from doing so, but only just barely. "Oh, wow, that's. Alright - the crystals pretty cool actually. I guess, uh, if Ham-sammitch is still okay with - yanno - guardian-ing the energy my way? I'm not, ah, opposed to it?" breathed through the words, through the moment it took to steady himself for what it was going to be like. It'd been awhile, it'd been at least two years, and the memory of what had been was hazy when compared to every other thing that had happened since then. "Course I'll make you proud Nembs. I mean, it's not like I'm gonna say no? Not after all the work everyone's put in? N' they've worked - really, really hard, like, Axinite, man, you've got no idea. If everyone's good with it, n' I'm sure as hell good with it!" poured on appreciation. Took in what Faustite said - hooked himself on the idea of getting to hang out in the office after, to cuddle his wisps, show off for his orbies, intake at speed anymore new info his General wanted to pass his way. Privately. "Just uh - please promise you won't kill me oopsidentally, kay haykitten? I'm all sorts of attached to - uhm - this current incarnation of myself, yah?" and maybe if he smiled, or like, if he 'hey kittied' the kitten. Coulda stood to be nicer to the furbaby if he'd have known just how all of this was going to play out in the end.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2021 8:42 pm
Haymitch looked up with his mouthful of cookie and shrugged his shoulders. He swallowed and licked his paw, cleaning the crumbs off his face. "Not a problem! You provided food so I'm content!" He sniffed the gem Axinite placed on his desk and batted at it gently before looking up at Albite. The gem definitely seemed to make sense to him, as both a toy and an object of power. Besides, Albite seemed alright with it, or at least reluctant enough for it and that was good enough for Haymitch.
"Time to go postal! One super senshi, coming right up!" Haymitch wiggled his behind, pounced on the little Chaos crystal and then launched himself at Albite. Was it required? Not at all. Was it entirely to scare the living crap out of Albite? Oh definitely.
Haymitch focused hard on Albite's starseed, directing the energy from the crystal towards it. He could have simply done it from the table, but when did HayHay ever do anything sensible?
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 4:21 pm
Changed his mind changed his mind changed his - <********> eyes wide, everything slow motion in the moments before he suddenly had a face-full of cat gone positively postal. Loosed an absolutely undignified squeak of fear-born curses as he shifted to try and escape the rabid, wiggling, crystal bearing beast. Too late - far too late, and Albite went down with a snarl, in a furl of dreads that caught him up underfoot. Tripped him onto his a** like a tree felled. All that was missing was the echoed call of timbre. There was an echo in his mind though. Dark, sultry, soft lapping of shadow born waters that rushed in - ebbed and flowed like the tide meeting the shores of his soul. Waves that steadily became a flood - a tidal crush - that felt like ten-thousand pounds of pressure bearing down on him. Darkness that ran so deep he couldn't see the bottom of it as it cracked him open - a finochietto wielded with a surgeons care. Promised more - and if he wanted it? If he survived it? If the answer was yes. Hadn't it always been just that? From the word go, from the very start? Easier than breathing to let himself fall to it and drown. Albite gasped for air like he gasped for the feeling of fur and cloth that smothered both, blinked what he thought was oceanwater from his eyes. Salty streaks that clung like tears...because maybe they were...because owwwh - but also? <******** OW!? "Hokay - Haymitch!!" and Albite was briefly tempted to squeeze the life outta the little furball. Maybe after he used him like a tissue to wipe his ******** tears on, because that had been a lot. 'So much'"Yanno hayhay..most people buy me dinner before they take me out like that, yeah? Freaking hell...someone owes me, like, the fanciest ******** date." hated that his voice sounded stupidly wet, and cracked at the worst intervals. Loved the slow curl of power that promised him the ******** world crushed and bleeding under his shiny new heels.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:23 am
Cat ******** mauled Albite, and the majestic trainwreck to come was ever worth watching. First he looked on with brows raised, then he leaned forward in his seat as Haymitch's stupid little machinations found their mark and began augmenting Albite's starseed, then Faustite lost track of his own face as Albite's outfit transformed seamlessly (and his dreads, unfortunately, got longer). The whole affair lasted seconds at most, and Albite cried like a b***h, and Faustite thought briefly about earning his Captaincy and felt that pang of jealous for how easy Albite had it —
But that thought flew from him as he looked over the boy's new look. Mouth cracked into a squiggly smile that he tried to repress, except he couldn't, and Faustite snorted his laughter behind a hand. "You're wearing a ******** bra," and he tightened his hand around his mouth because that was too ******** much.
Oh, it was all too ******** much. If he had sides, he'd have split them by now.
"Oh ********," he bemoaned his own unending laughter, unable to stop, though he would've liked to breathe. Chuckles kept going as he buried his face in his hands. "Metallia thought your tits were too big. ********." Snorted as he breathed in, and now it wasn't just Albite who was ********," he sounded a last time as his mirth quelled. Wiped a few black beads of humor from his eyes. Wasn't very professional of him, so he looked to Axinite and mouthed his apology.
"Can celebrate after," he offered with a sigh. "All of us. That'll be your fancy ******** date." The Perpetual Motion Machine at the desk could come, too, though he didn't think they could fit a cat in anywhere and get away with it. Maybe Nembus had one of those overwhelming I-smuggled-in-a-pharmacy purses that she could take the cat with her, but he was just as much for taking the thing some leftovers and calling it penance paid.
A ******** bra, though… He wondered how Metallia ascertained his size.
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