--Moses is the bible Batman.
Yeah. No question. You see, it's a clear fact that Moses is some kind of superhero, right? He's, like, ownage with a beard.
Right, though, Batman. The similarities are all there.
#1: Friends in high places. Batman has Superman. Superman, you know? You need plotholes to hurt the guy, let alone kill him. Which has happened often, sure, but he always comes back. Moses has God. Exactly the same situation.
#2: Dead parents. Or, at least, dead to them.
#3: Martial arts masters. Batman is BATMAN, so that's clear. Moses ownt every single unfaithful dude in his little group, presumably unarmed. Maybe using his staff, but that's still pwn.
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Right, so that's out of the way.
Jesus, now. A quick sidenote:
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It's clear, by Moses' being Batman, that Judaism is DC. The older and less favored comic giant; with Marvel being the newer, more popular one. Just like Christianity.
Now, we've got Jesus, and he must be MARVEL. Who could he be?
No way he's Logan, that dude's too angry (and Canadian.)
Can't be Spiderman, because Spiderman's too cool to be anyone but Spiderman.
So?
IRONMAN. Think about it.
#1: They've both millionaires (Jesus is in woo,)
#2: They both lead groups. Jesus has his disciples, and Iron man has The New Avengers.
#3: Alcoholism. Think about this: Jesus turned water in to wine. Water'd have done alright, wouldn't it? If he was turning dirt into water, or something, that'd have been useful. This was just feeding an addiction.
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YO, DISCUSS.
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